Jay and Silent Bob look at the group of spectre agents. Jay says oh we totally do! Silent Bob suddenly grabs his boom box and starts playing the song goodbye horses.

Jay says oh! Jay takes a thing of lip balm out of his pocket and puts some of it on his lips. Jay says would you fuck me?!

Silent Bob has an oh brother look on his face to make it look convincing. Jay says I'd fuck me! Jay puts some more lip balm on his lips.

Jay says I'd fuck me hard! Jay suddenly starts doing a sexy dance while taking his jacket off.

James Bond puts a silencer on his gun and sneaks up behind one of the spectre agents. James Bond suddenly shoots the spectre agent in the back of the head. James Bond grabs him and throws him in a dumpster. Jay continues to do a sexy dance. The group of spectre agents all look at each other and say what the hell?!! Jay suddenly takes his clothes off while doing the sexy dance. James Bond shoots another spectre agent in the head and grabs him. James Bond throws him in a dumpster. Jay continues to do a sexy dance. James Bond suddenly sneaks up behind the leader of the group of spectre agents and puts his hand over the leader of the group of spectre agents mouth. James Bond keeps his hand on the leader of the group of spectre agents mouth until the leader of the group of spectre agents loses consciousness. James Bond throws the leader of the group of spectre agents in the back trunk of his rental car and closes the trunk. Silent Bob throws his trench coat to Jay. Jay puts it on. A woman walks into the Mini Mart and walks up to her boyfriend who works at the Mini Mart. The woman says come out side I have a surprise for you! The woman and her boyfriend go outside. The boyfriend suddenly notices Jay doing a sexy dance wearing only Silent Bob's trench coat.

The boyfriend says that's my surprise?!! The woman says no! The woman pulls her boyfriend away. Jay suddenly sings along to the song and says goodbye horses! Silent Bob turns the boom box off. Jay hands Silent Bob the trench coat. Jay quickly gets his clothes back on before anyone else sees him naked. James Bond walks up to Jay and Silent Bob. James Bond says that was an interesting distraction?!!