James  at 7th year:

On a bright Friday:

"Alice, I love you!!! Please come to Hogsmeade with me!!!" James said closing his eyes and hoping that she accepts him. "James- You're- Too old for me I'm four years younger you're already 17 I'm only 14.... I'm sorry and also you're- you're a play boy... I don't like play boys..." she said and turned around tossing her brown hair. "YOU'LL REGRET IT LONGBOTTOM!!!!!!!" Fred screamed.

The next day in Hogsmeade (Evening):

(James got drunk because he was upset about Alice dumping him)

JAMES: I tell YA!!! I'LL MAKE LONGBOTTOM REGRET ITTTTTTTTTTT!!!!! AHHHHHH!!! THAT LITTLE BIT- I HATE HER GUTS.... REJECTING JAMES POTTER!!! SHE MUST BE CRAZYYYYYYYYY!!!

FRED: You are a play boy though you can't disagree....

JAMES: OIIIIIII!!!! YOU'RE MY SIDE FRED!!!!! WHY ARE YOU SUPPORTING HERRRRR!!! URGHHHHHH!!!!! I'M NOT SATISFIED!!!! GIVE ME THE BEER!!!

BARTENDER: IF YOU BOTH CAN'T SHUT UP I'LL THROW YOU OUTTTTTT!!!!!!!

FRED: LET'S GO NOW AND SOLVE YOUR PROBLEM!!! LET'S TALK TO ALICE!!!

JAMES: I DON'T LIKE HER FRED!!! IF SHE DOESN'T LIKE ME I WON'T TOO BECAUSE I LOVE HER TOO MUCH!!! IF- IF- IF- SHE'S HAPPY WITHOUT ME I'M HAPPY TOO!!!

(Lily, Alice and Lucy were watching this...)

LUCY: Aww.. James is never that sweet... I think he really loves you...

LILY: I don't know... But what I know is that he is definitely not lying... He is the most truthful when he's drunk...

ALICE: I feel bad for dumping him but... I don't know... I think I like someone else...

LUCY: WHOOOOOOOOO WHOOO PLEASEEEE SAYYYYY!!!!!

ALICE: Uh... (blushes), never mind!!! (She turned pink as a rose)

LILY: That's cute Alice I have never seen you like this.... IT'S DISGUSTINGGGGG!!!

LUCY: SHUT UP POTS!

ALICE: I think I like- L-

JAMES: YOU ALICE LONGBOTTOM WILL DIE  IN MY HANDS... YOU DON'T ACCEPT THE KING BEE OF THE SCHOOL..... WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE HUH!!!!! YOU'RE NOT WORTH IT ANYWAYS... SOOOO UGLY.... BLACK HEARTED BITC-

BARTENDER: GET OUTTA HERE NOW MR. POTTER!!!

JAMES: DON'T BOSS ME AROUND!!! YOU LITTLE -

(Lysander Scamander had entered the scene with Lorcan Scamander, Hugo Weasley and Louis Weasley behind him)

LYSANDER (In a cold voice): Can you be quiet... I'm trying to find some peace...

JAMES: EHHHH!!!! A JUNIOR NERD LIKE YOU HAVE NO RIGHTS TO TALK TO ME (pulling Lysander's collar)

(Lysander gave a chop in James's neck as James dropped dead)

(After a long time there was a moment of silence)

LILY: DID YOU KILL HIM?!

LYSANDER (In a cold voice): He's only in a unconcious state temporarily... He'll wake up in about an hour or so... 

(Lysander exited )

HUGO: I think he's not gonna wake up he looks dead...

ALICE: This is why I like him so much... He's so cool.

LILY: WHAT THE HELL!!!

LUCY: Be quiet! The bartender will definietly kick us out!

LORCAN: Hey! Lucy how's life?

LILY: Lorcan! Alice just said she likes Lysander don't you have anything to say.

LORCAN: Nope. He's NEVER gonna even thin-

FRED: OH MY GOD YOU KILLED JAMES!!! I SWEAR I JUST LEFT FOR A FEW MINUTES AND-

BARTENDER: ALL OF YOU OUT RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!

Another chapter over guyssssss....

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