Hastur: Michiko reported that Naib had cursed bad words at class.
Jack: [gasps]
Jack: Who the fuck teach him to say that??

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Naib: Motherf--
Bai Wu: What your language! I can't believe someone even curse in front of children.
Jack: [angrily chasing Kurt]
Jack: GIVE ME BACK MY DAMN COAT YOU LITTLE FUCKER!

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Jack: [looks down at Fiona]
Fiona: [thinking why is he staring at me? Does he fall for me cause I know I'm beautfiful]
Jack: Excuse me annoying fuck cockcroach. You are stepping on my feet.
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Helena: I need advices.
Naib: I don't think I can give you any advices but if you need to kill someone, tell me.
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Violetta: Why are you smiling Joseph?
Joseph: Am I not allowed to smile because I'm happy?
Leo: Did anybody know why Joker flew out of his room's window?
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Jack: [carries a rose bonquet and heads toward Hastur]
Hastur: [thinking is he going to gift me that? I don't like rose but I'll take anything from him]
Jack: Excuse me brainless octopus. You are standing in my way to the sink.
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Naib: [climbs into Jack's room through window at 3am]
Naib: My beauty~ I wish you a wonderful nighttime and dreaming of me because I'll be dreaming of you~
Jack: Get the fuck out.
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Eli: Anybody see my owl?
Jack: [in Fog Ospreg walks by]
Emily: Is that your owl inside Jack's feather?
Eli: WHAT THE F--
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Joseph: Don't worry, you look nice.
Bai Wu: Thank you.
Joseph: I have no room for people like that in my life.
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Joker: Good responses for being stabbed with a knife?
Joseph: Rude.
Michiko: That's fair.
Hei Wu: Not again.
Hastur: Do you want this back?
Jack: I'LL DIG YOUR FUCKING ORGANS OUT MOTHERFUCKER!
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Eli: [cries]
Hastur: My child, what's wrong?
Eli: Other kids told me I wasn't your and papa Jack's child!
Hastur: How dare they? I'm going to kill them!
Eli: Dad! Don't!
Jack: But it's truth that both him and Naib were adopted.
Eli: [intensity cry]
Naib: Does that mean I can have sex with J--
Hastur: NO.

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Tracy: You can't do that!
Violetta: Watch me.
Violetta: [breaks Tracy's favorite robot]
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Naib: I want to have sex with Jack.
William: [gasps]
William: Isn't he your papa?
Naib: Adopted.

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Jack: [to baby Naib]
Jack: Aww you are the cutest Imma protect you forever.
Also Jack: [to adult Naib]
Jack: You hopeless piece of shit wanting to fuck your father.
Naib: Adopted.

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Helena: I just did a terrible thing.
Martha:
Martha: [holds a shovel]
Martha: Carl. Prepare the coffin.
Helena: Wait. What do you think I did?
Carl: Doesn't matter. No one will ever know.
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Hei Wu: Do you know baby bird is snake's favorite meal?
Naib: Do you know snake is eagle's regular meal?

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Servais: [wears Halloween Ripper and holding mini Jack]
Servais: Hi dad. Say hi to your grandson.
Jack: I'm not his grandpa or your dad.
Also Jack: [sees mini Jack got bullied and Servais got tortured]
Jack: HOLD A SECOND YOU FUCK FACE WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY BOIZ????
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Servais: Hi dad.
Jack: I'm not your dad.
Naib: Yes. He is not your dad.
Servais: You said like he is your dad.
Naib: He isn-- come to think again, is it kinky if I call you 'daddy'?
Jack:
Jack: Do you want your mouth sewed up?
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Michiko: If it bites you and you die, it's venomous. If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous.
Helena: What if it bites me and it dies?
Michiko: It means you're poisonous, silly.
Martha: What if it bites itself and I die.
Michiko: That's voodoo.
Fiona: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
Michiko: That's corralation, not causation.
Eli: What if we bite each other and neither of us die?
Naib: That's kinky ;)
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Emma: You cannot order me around!
Emily: I can if we get married.
Emma:
Emma: Best way of proposing Emily. Now give me the ring.
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Jack: You do not order me around.
Naib: I can if we get married.
Jack:
Naib:
Jack: Denial.
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Hei Wu: Joseph, you sleep?
Joseph: I would if you didn't disturb me.
Hei Wu: Do you ever forget to switch between illusional world and real world, then you think you are living in real world but actually it's illusional world and you can't get out because you think it's the real world?
Joseph:
Joseph: IT'S 3AM LET ME SLEEP!
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Jack: [holding a rose bonquet]
Jack: I would give this bonquet to the dearest person to me.
Everybody: [heavy breathing]
Jack: Myself.
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Violetta: I'm trying to make sweaters.
Michiko: You'll end up wrapping other people into cocoon.
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Joseph: I'll be right back. Try not to swear too much, can you?
Jack: Of course, motherfucker.
Joseph: That is what I'm trying to say!
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Bai Wu: It's a surprise you didn't get influenced by Jack's curse.
Joseph: I did take note to myself.
Jack: [about to curse]
Joseph: SENIOR DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE!
Bai Wu:
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Jack: Đứa nhỏ, con muốn gì cho giáng sinh?
Naib: [nghĩ đừng nói điều gì ngu ngốc đừng nói điều gì ngu ngốc đừng nói điều gì ngu ngốc]
Naib: Cúc hoa anh.