Skye: okay, so you can excuse racism. what are your red flags?

Nikandr: I don't like astrology. it confuses me and that upsets me

Natalie: I don't think girls can have red flags

Nikandr: she's not gonna fuck you, bro

Emily: I might

Skye: well I hate when guys use feminism and equality just so they can split the bill

Natalie: that seems like a lot?

Vanya: well my friend calls in bomb threats so it's not that bad actually

Nikandr: y'know what the worst red flag is? when they don't trust you and ask to go through your phone

Skye: yeah, that's really insecure

Nikandr: I have two phones, one for cheating. I'm not new to this, I'm true to this

Emily: everyone has their red flags. the trick is to find someone with a burnt orange flag

Skye: okay, self help podcast, what's your red flag?

Emily: I eat people

Natalie: I still want her