The buzzing of a phone interrupts Freya's beauty sleep...and- thanks to the Grammys- a raging hangover as well.

Looking over at her phone, an American number flashes on her screen- An odd occurrence as only Harry, Niall, Penny and Lana have her personal contact information.

As a precaution, she thinks up a cover name to use.

"Hello? Freya James speaking."

A gruff clearing of the throat greets the confused singer.

"Erm, hi? I'm sorry to call on your personal number, Miss James, but it's the number your father gave when we met at the L.L.G foundation ball last year..."

"Oh? I suppose that's alright. I don't mean to sound rude, but...erm, how do I put this? Who exactly are ya?"

"Oh, Tony Stark, ma'am, I apologise. We-The avengers- were wondering if you'd consider singing your new single at a fundraiser organised by the team?"

"Love of my Life?" she splutters, marvelling at the idea of meeting the Avengers.

"Indeed."

Freya pictures Perrie's face when the news of this performance breaks.

"Of course! What fundraiser is this, may I ask?"

"Live Aid, Miss Bulsanya. The goal is one million pounds."

The hungover female feels a sudden rush of sadness at being greeted so formally by the superhero.

"It's Freya, Mr Stark. Just Freya Mercury."

On the other side of the line, Tony regains his confidence, realising the woman on the other end is simply another human being- just like him.

"I'll see you soon, Mate. The team's excited to see your tour performance in New York- We're big fans of the band."

"Mate?" Is what Freya finds herself replying, eyes wide in disbelief.

"Yeah...I thought that that was what English people called each other?"

She puffs out a breath of air.

"Believe me, Mr Stark, I'm a big fan of yours too."

 "Thank you and goodbye, Mate."

Turning to throw herself back under the covers, Freya grimaces at the post she's just been tagged in.

@ E-NEWS: Freya Mercury is cheating her bandmates and here's why...www.we-all-hate-FreyFreyMerc.co.uk

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"Love ya lots. I'll be home before you can say 'my daughter's successful' to all of your book club buddies."

Wiping away her tears, Freya's mum nods. "I love ya too, munchkin. So much."

"I'll miss you," Micheal grunts in agreement, puffing his chest up as not to cry.

"I'm not dying, guys! It's only ten months. I'll pop home for every major holiday and most birthdays. Maybe not my own, but definitely yours!"

Annie protests. 

"But you'll be twenty-five and we-"

"FREYA, move your lazy yet somehow wealthy arse!" Rosalia calls out, "If we miss this plane, our budget guy will freak."

Freya walks towards the airport entrance, a smile creasing the corner of her eyes the closer she gets to boarding.

Rosalia notices and smiles in return.

"Here we are, Frey. Your first global tour."

She freezes.

"Holy shit, I'm going on a ten-month tour all across the fuckin' globe! GUYS! REGINALD, JENNIFER, BILLYGOAT!"

Her bandmates turn to face the hysterical woman, Bill unimpressed by the nickname he'd been given.

"WE'VE MADE IT!"

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FreyZB_Mercury posted and captioned an image:

@ FreyZB_Mercury: 'I'll be your papa, pa-papa raziiiii' @ Ladygaga

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@ ladygaga: Baby there's no other superstar...You know that I'll be your papa, paparazzi.

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"Right, we're starting off in Europe, making our way over to America and then working our way through parts of Africa. We'll have to come back for a few events though...Live Aid, the Styles Convention, the L.L.G Foundation Ball... the list goes on and on."

"Uh, ten months! Who the hell signed me up for this? I'm too young for stress wrinkles!" Reggie cries into his seat's pillow.

"Pipe down, will ya! I'm trying to get some sleep before we're hounded by the press."

"Jen, don't be so harsh, Reggie you already have wrinkles," Freya tries to reason.

Bursts of protest can be heard from both members of the band.

"Day One of three hundred and four- almost done and extremely intolerable," Rosalia notes down in her diary.

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!E-news!

Are famous singer Lady Gaga and infamous band & Solo singer Freya Mercury an item?

Earlier today, Mercury posted an Instagram photo photographed by some reporters. In this above-mentioned post, she uses LG's lyrics from 'Paparazzi'.

Gaga then cryptically finished the lyric, claiming she'd be Mercury's personal Paparazzi.

Do we ship it? Let us know in the comments down below!

Bill snorts loudly as he looks down at his phone.

"Frey! Lady Gaga and yourself are an item now."

"WHAT?!"

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May 2022

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