Babyface Finster - Shauna Dean Cokeland

[JADEY GRESSI]

They come at me like, "Jadey, what were you thinking?"
Baby I wasn't
'Cause I'm boutta be high as a military budget

[LILY JANE RODRIGUEZ]

I'm too young for Clueless but still totally buggin'
And two whole times I've been recognised in public

[CAMI JACOBI]

Kinda wild, don't you think, that the rhymes this blonde kid makes
Hit your brain faster than the percocets her mom takes?

[THEA BRIDGES]

Damn, wait, that's a little dark, babe
I think I liked you better as an MCR fanpage

[JADEY GRESSI]

In a therapeutic setting, we'll examine the way
That your music interacts with your addiction to praise

[CAMI JACOBI]

Cami!, this can't be the best way to do that
So go back to Bojack Horseman cosplay

[LILY JANE RODRIGUEZ]

Quit asking what my younger self would think of this stuff
I've got her right here, she's tied up in my trunk

[BRONWYN PAYNE]

I open it up when they want her on screen more
She's like, "What the fuck? You told me we were going to Warped Tour!"

[THEA BRIDGES]

Got a baby face, call me Babyface Finster
Comments filling up like, "y'all rockin with her!?"

[MARLA WOODS]

Gave my high school experience up for a check I don't have yet
But I bet I'll be there by dinner

[BRONWYN PAYNE]

Is it a symptom of a greater mental issue
When you pick up your guitar and feel the whole world rocking with you?

[CAMI JACOBI]

And life is a show and they know you're a symbol
It's simple, get up there and sing for the people

[JADEY GRESSI]

Doctor, is there something wrong with me?
If I wanna party til the US economy feels the effects

[ALL]

I guess my headstone might just read: "smoked weed, looked pretty"

[LILY JANE RODRIGUEZ]

Fuck artistic integrity and internet clout
Put me in a commercial, buy my mom a new house

[BRONWYN PAYNE]

A reality show, watch me from your couch
It's Bronwyn Payne, I can't wait to sell out

[CAMI JACOBI]

Imma get fame til I hate it
Complain and write songs nobody relates to

[MARLA WOODS]

I'll get fame til it's lame
And y'all say, "you just want someone to validate you"

[JADEY GRESSI]

I'll par-tay and partake in any substances I want to
My folks say, "Jadey's a handful"

[LILY JANE RODRIGUEZ]

But it's nothing that the scene can't handle
My face gets the industry salivating

[THEA BRIDGES]

Equating dollar signs with y'all relating
I'm onscreen, they're instantly calculating

[BRONWYN PAYNE]

The risk that they'd be taking and the money they'd be making
Like,

[RANDOM MAN]

"Girl, you're so cute, I can't take it
I'm driven to psychosis by the thought of you naked
And faced with placement in my basement"

[THEA BRIDGES]

Well, I'll call up Dateline, they'll catch you a case, prick

[MARLA WOODS]

Got a baby face, call me Babyface Finster
Comments filling up like, "y'all rockin with her!?"

[CAMI JACOBI]

Gave my high school experience up for a check I don't have yet
But I bet I'll be there by dinner