It was just like another day, Y/n went to the bathroom to fulfill her duties. "Hanako-kun~!" she greeted.

      Y/n scrunches her nose as Hanako was still not facing her. The sound of scratching and chomping coming from him. "Y/n?"

      Y/n went over to him to take a closer look until Hanako grabbed her hand and pinned her to the floor, it was unsanitary, she hasn't even cleaned the bathroom yet. "Hanako-kun?"

      Hanako looked at her with pure hunger while drooling. Y/n shuddered at the sight as he was about to bite your neck. "Cut the tension, we're not doing it here in this bathroom." she scolded.

      "Stop!" Kou pushed Hanako away from Y/n. "Are you okay Y/n-senpai?"

      Kou looked at Hanako with a distasteful expression. "What do you think you're doing?!" he asked while putting his hands on his shoulders. "Get a hold of yourself, what's wrong with you."

      "He might be horny." Y/n suggested.

      Hanako opened his mouth then looked at Kou as if he was a snack. "Give me candy." he said.

      "The fuck?" Y/n raised her eyebrow.

      "Candy!" Hanako was about to lick Kou but immediately moved away as he grabbed Y/n away from him.

      "We need to get out of here as soon as possible——Oof!" Y/n bumped into someone. She looked up and saw the zombie like students coming after them. "N-Nene-chan?!" she exclaimed.

      "S-Senpai!" Kou says with tears forming from his eyes. Y/n grabbed his wrist as the two of them dashed to the stairs. One of the students, which are Kou's friends got bitten by a mokke.

      "Yokoo, Satou!" Kou called them. The two boys turned around and gave him that same look that Hanako gave him.

      "Candy~!"

      "I told you that I'm not candy!" Kou cried while running away from them. As the two of them reached for the locker room, Y/n shoved Kou inside one of the lockers then she went inside.

      "Is this some kind of zombie apocalypse?" Y/n whispered to Kou.

      "The school is already full of them." Kou peeked at the tiny opening of the locker. "How did this happen?"

      "Even Hanako-kun and Nene-chan were affected, what's going to happen to us then?" Y/n asked as she bit her bottom lip.

      Few seconds later, a flashlight shone through the locker window. Kou jumped out as he hit the person with his spear.

      "Tomato?!" Y/n went over to the unconscious state of the red head.

      "Kou, your attack really is something." Teru covered his mouth to prevent himself from laughing.

      "Nii-chan."

      "Minamoto-senpai."

      Their relief meter went full as Teru hugged them both. "I came to help." he assured. "You two did well on your own."

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      "Have you two calmed down a bit?" Teru asked while leaning against the whiteboard. Kou and Y/n nodded vigorously while wiping their tears.

      "Is this affecting the whole school?" Y/n asked the senior. "Everyone including Hanako-kun has been infected, at first I thought he was horny for the moment."

      Teru took off the cap of the whiteboard marker. "Let me explain."

      "The cause is most likely kegare."

      "Kegare?" Y/n questioned.

      "Yes, it means their power has completely drained." Teru explained while writing something at the whiteboard. "Their energy dries up, making them neither human or spirit."

      "They become so hungry and can't think of anything, it's such that kegare can infect both humans and spirits like a disease."

      "Then why does everyone want candy?" Kou asked.

      "It's probably because the cause of this kegare is the Mokke." Teru answered.

      "Then we could just find the one who started the infection..."

      "It would work but it will be difficult since they are many of them." Teru pointed out.

      "But the Mokkes were just fine yesterday." Y/n stated. "I bet someone's an idiot enough to put an infected Mokke in the school."

      Teru coughed. "Maybe you're right, L/n-san." he said.

      "Teru-nii?"

      "I mean now that everyone is turning into candy zombies, how are we going to stop them?" Y/n turned her head to see Akane who had recently woke up from being unconscious.

      "Tomato?"

      Akane looked at her as he opened his mouth. "Candy...!" he said as he reached his hand towards her.

      "He's infected!"

      "IYAAHHHH!" Y/n shrieked as she tried to push Akane away from her. "Nope! Nope!"

      Y/n splashed him some canned salty tangerine juice at him. Akane looked drenched and his eyeglasses are out of place. "Huh? You're not Ao-chan?"

      "Of course I'm not." Y/n sassed.

      Kou raised his staff to Akane to hit him at the back of his head. "Haha! I got you now!"

      "Um, he's back to normal." Y/n pointed out.

      Teru picked up the canned salty tangerine juice on the floor. "Is this juice?"

      "Yeah." Y/n nodded. "I thought it was tangerine juice at first until I realized that it was salty, so I kinda used it to splash it at Tomato."

      "I see."

      "Maybe tangerines could help get rid of the candy zombies?" Kou questioned.

      The candy zombies kept banging on the door. Y/n puts on her fighting stance as she grabbed a nearby baseball bat. "What are we going to do Teru-nii?"

      "I think we have some experimenting to do." Teru tells them.

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      Kou and Y/n were instructed to stay at the rooftop by Teru. "Candy zombies!" Y/n pointed out as the candy zombies went towards them.

      "Take this!" Kou splashed them some tangerine juice. The candy zombies stopped for a while, until they regained their senses and chased them.

      "It didn't work!" Y/n cried.

      "You guys okay?" Teru asked as he created black lightning to stop the candy zombies. He jumped to the rooftop to show that he got some NaCl which is salt.

      "Let's run!" he said as he grabbed the two.

      "So what am I going to do with the salt?" Kou asked his brother.

      "Y/n is in charge of holding the salt." Teru explained. "We're going to jump to the pool."

      "Teru-nii, you don't really mean——?"

      "Hell yeah!" Y/n shouted cheerfully.

      "If you're scared just close your eyes."

      Teru held Kou and Y/n to his arms as they fell off the building. Kou was squeezing his eyes shut as Y/n was having fun. "L/n-san, when I tell you, you open the jar."

      "Aye aye captain!" Y/n grinned.

      "Okay, three, two, one!"

      Y/n opened the jar of salt as Teru uses two of his fingers to spread the salt. Just as they were about to hit the pool, Y/n yelled in anticipation. "YEET!"

      The water created a big splash. Y/n went to the side of the pool. Her clothes and hair are currently drenched with water. "They're all quiet, are they okay?" Kou asked.

      "They'll wake up in a bit." Teru assured.

      "So salt water has a purifying effect?" Y/n asked her senior.

      "Poor quality saltwater won't work, the reason it worked is because of you." Teru explained to her.

      "Whut?"

      He slicked his dripping hair back. "L/n-san, you really are something special, huh?" Teru looked at her.

      "Thanks?" Y/n gave a weirded out expression.

      Sure, Teru is one hell of a prince and he can literally make fangirls be dead on a ditch. But Y/n didn't really find something attractive about him even though Yashiro is stating that he is attractive.

      Hanako is attractive enough for Y/n. Unlike Yashiro, her standards are much average.

      "Jumping off from the high building and landed on a swimming pool." Y/n laughed as she pulled out her notepad. "Now I can cross this in my bucket list."

      "I was surprised that it didn't got wet." said Teru.

      "My bucket list lasts longer than any relationship." Y/n flipped her hair.

Above in the night
racing across the sky
With white tails
glimmering light
Not one will fail hearing all the hale

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loraine's note:
hi guys after this ghosted story i will be publishing, not just one, but two human!hanako fanfics! i hope you readers will support them just like you supported this story! also fake world arc is coming up next muahahhahahahah *evil laugh*