i am infuriateded

i begged my mom to fucking buy me a boyfriend boy pillow or an akaashi body pillow and she said, "once you've learned mozart on piano, i'll buy you one."

anygays,

just a random chapter (or a rant chapter) about my standards because they're 

✨ higher than snoop dawg on a saturday
night with martha in their cooking show✨

basically saying that i want a man (or gal) who looks at me like :

(but like not with wide eyes)

basically someone who treats me like how mabuchi treats yoshioka
OH MY GOD WHAT IS STOPPING THE GUYS FROM BEING LIKE MABUCHI ༼ ༎ຶ ෴ ༎ຶ༽

get me a guy who has fluffy hair just like this cutie uwuwuwuwu

omg i just noticed how high my standards were

i remember back then when me and @tzutzutzuyu made a whole list of our standards and she just put there "be jeon jungkook"
on a wholesome level, i agree.

please.

I'M BEING NICE HERE.

JUST PLEASE GET ME A FUCKING BOYFRIEND.

like, who's fucking bitter at love, yet has a girl friend. 

a softie.

 fucking shy about pda but secretly loves it.

 says "wonderful" and dumbass" in the same sentence.

stays up until 3am with me crying over anime and asian men and women who don't know i exist.

buys me food.

fucking pins me to the grass while his face shines under them moon light, which makes his entire face glow, while i notice the tiniest details about his face, not noticing how his face comes closer to mine and soon, our foreheads are touching and his nose brushes against mine. while i'm excited, but then don't feel the warmth of his lips, then instead, he flicks my forehead to teach me a lesson.

well that was overdramatically detailed.

but like, hHHHhhH. if you know anyone who looks like taehyung, has yoongi's personality and jimin's fashion sense, call me. :)