A seven-step guide on How to wake up your Min Yoongi.

- written by Lee Sorah

Lee Sorah is an official Yoongi expert who has had a Min Yoongi for one year and twenty days. She is also a food blogger who doesn't like anything that crawls (except for babies). Also, she might be the reason why Strawberry Yogurts at your nearest convenience stores are sold out.

handwritten on a sticky note, that has been preserved forever on the Samsung fridge at the Bangtan dorm.

preserved forever by

a Kim Taehyung who got hit by a pillow while trying to wake his Hyung up.

TESTIMONIALS

"I will follow a book for once in my life to not get hit by Hyung once again"-Park Jimin, BTS

"It worked but he got mad because he was expecting Sorah" -Jung Hoseok, BTS

"Quick question to the expert: How am I supposed to follow all the steps? I will end up kissing Yoongi Hyung" -Jeon Jungkook,BTS

"Do read my guide on how to defend yourselves with a pillow first, which is highly advised if not Lee Sorah' -Jeon Jieun, Jungkook's sister.

Last updated: 26th August, 2021.

all rights reserved. @jjkilytoo , 2021.

The idea is originally mine, however the steps have been inspired by a similar fic on ao3 by sugaretreat, which i had discovered after i had written the first draft of the fic. i tried contacting the author, but couldn't. but the credit to the sequence of steps goes to them.