𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗿𝗼𝗱𝘂𝗰𝗶𝗻𝗴 . . . txt's :: sakura

WORD COUNT: 1.2k
THIRD PERSON
CRACK/FLUFF
JULY 7, 2022

it was sakura's birthday, and the boys had prepared a gift for her! they were going to perform their own play- an original one. they wouldn't tell her what it was about, but nevertheless she was excited.

she sat on the living room couch, not expecting much of anything good. there was a lecture podium set up, and other than that, absolutely nothing.

beomgyu first entered the 'stage' and stood by the podium. he put down his script, and turned on the fake mic he had.

"hello everyone and thank you for coming. tonight, we will be performing a very special play! hope you all enjoy, and remember there is a required fee you must pay after the-" he introduced, but was quickly interrupted by yeonjun strutting onto the stage.

"my name is allison, you probably don't know me. i'm not like other girls- i don't talk to boys and i don't put on makeup everyday like everyone else. i'm different," yeonjun spoke.

sakura burst out laughing, she didn't know what she was looking forward to, but it definitely wasn't this. the eldest held back his laughter and continued. "i only have one friend, her name is rose. she's popular and a party animal, i'm the complete opposite, which is why i hang out on my own most of the time."

then soobin entered the stage. "hey, allison! are you going to jason's party tonight?" he asked. "rose, seriously? you really think i'm going to a party?"

"oh, come on! you have to go outside. it'll be fun! plus, i heard jason has a crush on you~" soobin sang. yeonjun rolled his eyes, "yeah, i really believe that."  "please! for me?" he begged. yeonjun reluctantly agreed. 

as y̶e̶o̶n̶j̶u̶n̶ allison got ready, beomgyu narrated. "allison chose a dress from the back of her closet. she hadn't been to a party in a while, and she didn't  want to go at all tonight. still, she made an effort to look good."

allison went backstage and put a dress over her clothes. the set changed, beomgyu hurriedly our party lights out and turned them on.

taehyun and hueningkai entered the stage. taehyun was leaning against the wall, a red cup in his hand.  hueningkai walked towards him and dapped him up. "yo, jason," the youngest spoke. "ay, what's up, chase?" taehyun responded.

"not much- you know, i heard that weird bitch, what's her name again? ally? alexandra? is coming," k̶a̶i̶ chase continued. "allison. hers name allison," jason muttered.

"shit, man, don't act like that. do you like her?because that's actually fucked up, dude. you would become a nobody in like, seconds. she's weird as hell, for real. stay away from her."

as chase finished, allison and rose entered the party. all eyes went onto them. beomgyu spoke, "as the duo entered, everyone went silent. they couldn't believe allison was at a party. and she looked good, too."

"wow! allison looks smoking hot!" kai animatedly said as chase. all six of them began laughing, but the five performing quickly got back into character. sakura, however, continued to laugh. she forced herself to calm down and watch the rest of the 'play.'

"ew, chase? i thought you said jason," allison mumbled. "babe, i think he just was shocked. look! jason is so red right now, he so likes you. trust me on this one," rose replied.

chase approached the two, "hey, ally," he breathed out. "my names allison," she responded. "yeah, yeah, whatever. wanna come to my place after this? i can change your life. you know, a lot of the ladies say-"

she walked away, rose following after. "that's enough of that!" they said in sync. "oh my god, jason's coming. allison, he's totally gonna confess to you!" rose gushed.

however, jason walked straight past them. he speed walked his way across the room, to where chase was standing. "jason walked with such agility, he couldn't let chase get away with this. he couldn't let him touch HIS girl. they might not be dating, but he knew she liked him back. how could she not?"

sakura cringed, wondering why they would write this themselves and make her watch it. then she remembered that they were txt, of course they would go out of their way to do shit like this.

as beomgyu finished narrating, jason and chase stood face to face. "do you wanna fight, chase?" he threatened. chase laughed in his face, "can't handle another guy talking to your allison? such a shame you're not dating her, jason."

"that was too much for jason. he felt the anger bubble in his chest, and he let it take over," beomgyu spoke. jason threw a punch, and chase's face swiftly swept to the side.

"fuckin hell," chase mumbled. he wiped the blood of his nose and tried to swing. he missed. "you're that bad, huh? daddy couldn't afford boxing lessons anymore?" jason teased. "shut up, dude."

"oh my god, allison! they're fighting over you!" rose screamed, pulling her best friend into a hug. "okay.. like i don't really care. i mean, i guess chase is cute but i don't know. jason's a little weird, but i think i like him more."

"girl, you literally have the two hottest boys in school fighting over you. what do you mean you don't care? are you crazy?!" rose screamed. "glad you think i'm hot, rosie," chase said with a wink. "this one's for you."

he completely missed. he tried punching jason, and completely missed. everyone there laughed at his attempt, especially the two girls. "yeah, i think i like jason more," allison concluded.

the two boys duked it out for a while, but t̶a̶e̶h̶y̶u̶n̶ jason ended up winning. jason made a beeline for the girl. his girl.

"can i kiss you?" taehyun tried speaking as jason, but laughed. he tried one more time, really playing into the role. "can i kiss you?" this time, yeonjun began laughing. "y-yes, jason. kiss me!" yeonjun struggled to say through his giggles.

"and the two lived happily ever after! the end!" beomgyu concluded.

the five boys went to the center of the stage, everyone bowing. "we had, drumroll please!" beomgyu started, and sakura complied. "yeonjun as allison!" she clapped, "soobin as rose!" she clapped once more. "beomgyu, oh, me, as narrator!" she didn't clap. "fuck you, man," he cursed at her before continuing. "taehyun as jason," she clapped, "and finally, kai as chase!" she cheered.

"so, kkura, did you like it?" yeonjun asked. "hmmm, sure?" she hesitantly answered. "well, we're sure you were wondering why we would write our own okay just for you," soobin started and she nodded. "but we've been keeping a every from you this whole time," he concluded.

"what? what is it?" she worriedly asked. "the play we just performed was titled 'the weirdo's love" by...." beomgyu set up for the maknaes to finish. "ten year old sakura!"

she gasped and brought a hand over her mouth. they just performed the fanfiction she wrote when she was ten. "oh my fucking god!" she screamed.

"are you serious? what the fuck?! where did you even find that?!" she asked all at once. the five made eye contact and laughed, she couldn't help but join in.

"happy birthday, sakura!"

LANA HAS SOMETHING TO SAY!

UM GUYS i bought txt concert tickets for their stop at ubs arena on may 10 and guess what the fuck happened. I GOT FLOOR SEATS?!?! i'm going to cry i can't believe this is real! did i pay a ridiculous amount for only two tickets? yes! do i regret it? a little. would i do it again? absolutely!