~The Dumbasses~

Me:
Look my sugar daddy got me a new phone😍😍

Cornelius:
Sugar daddy- you're done- you're done💀

Babygirl:
Make his pockets hurt bitch

Me:
Hell yeah

Babygirl:
So, how are you and Pock doing? How long have you guys been texting now?

Me:
I haven't texted him since Reiner broke my phone. It's been like 5 days since then

Cornelius:
He made you wait 5 days?!

Cowboy:
That's fucked

Me:
Ik.. but the sad part is.. I don't have any messages from Pock

Babygirl:
WHAT?!
HE HASNT TEXTED YOU?!
LIKE AT ALL?!

Me:
Nope

Cornelius:

Cowboy:
Same

Me:
I hate you guys

Cornelius:
Aww we love you too😍😍

~The Girls~

Pieck:
How are things with Pock going?🤭

Me:

Idk I haven't gotten a text
Maybe he wanted a text from me first
Idk

Pieck:
Oh

Yeagerist:
There are always plenty of fish in the sea
But you can't have Zeke

Hot Bitch:
No one wants Zeke

Yeagerist:
I do

Babygirl:
💀

~Pock~

Pock:
Hey, are you alive?
It's been a while since we texted
I would've texted sooner but I just bought a new phone
I accidentally broke mine

Me:
It's okay
I broke mine, too
My phone isn't water proof💀

Pock:
😭

~The Girls~

Me:

WAIT HE TEXTED
APPARENTLY HE BROKE HIS PHONE
I'm so glad he wasn't ignoring me

Pieck:
Oh?
Is that so?
Who would've known?

Babygirl:
Ig we can forgive him

Hot Bitch:
I wanna know what he looks like

Yeagerist:
I can get Zeke to find out

Babygirl:
You should!!

Me:
No
There should be a trust between me and Pock
He'll reveal what he looks like when he's ready

Pieck:
I sure hope so

~Pock~

Me:
Exams are in two weeks

Pock:
God, I know
I'm so not excited

Me:
Same

Pock:
Are you still up to meet after the exams?
I go to Shiganshina University if you're close to there?

Me:

AINT NO WAY YOU GO TO SHIGANSHINA UNIVERSITY
I GO THERE

Pock:
Really?!
Who would've guessed?
We might have already met each other

Me:
I don't know anyone named Pock

Pock:
That's because it isn't my real name dork

Me:
The things you do to me

Pock:
Huh?

Me:
Nvm

Pock:
No no go on

Me:

There

Pock:
...
...
...

Me:
Pock?
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Pock?!
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I WAS KIDDING
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PLEASE STOP LEAVING ME ON SEEN
IM SORRY BAE
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IF YOU WANNA BE DOM THAT'S FINE
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