help I've gotten myself attached to dad Steve and I wanna write headcanons for it-
like please— it's now becoming content I need in my life

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It was a normal—well about as normal as things could be in the guard dining room.

"Yoo," A guard named Eleve pointed at you. "Anyone catchin' ya's fancy?"

As you eat the ramen that someone had stolen from Belos's storage cabinet, you chuckle.

"I sure hope they haven't, they're my child." Steve speaks through bits of food.

"Ya're adoptin' every'un these days, Sbeve. Jus' two hours 'go, ya was talkin' 'bout wantin' the human as ya child." Eleve retorted, their ears twitching. "Hell, Im's ya kid!"

Steve grumbled and threw a fairy pie at Eleve, missing on purpose.

"Yeah, and you're grounded."

The room filled with laughter as Eleve threw water at Steve. A food fight was starting between Steve and all the kids he found on the street and turned into guards while still being their dad.

All 50 people in the room were adopted by Steve. He's a very busy man with all those children.

Joining in on the food fight, you throw cookies at your closest sibling, a demon named Ae.

Just then, the door swung open, and there stood The Golden Guard.

"What is going on—"

Eleve chuckled a pie at him.

"We's food fightin'!"

"Eleve!" You yell, getting their attention. "That's my boyfriend!"

Uh oh.

Steve looked at you. "Your what?"

"aaaaaaaa!" You lowercased screamed and started running.

Hunter grabbed you and started running with you, holding your hand. Steve was chasing you.

"Why did you tell me you had a boyfriend I could've made a nice meal and invited him to guard dinner!" He called out to you.

"Sorry—!"

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oh btw I'm working on another angst chapter but unlike the other ones it has a happy ending lol

thanks for reading!