(this is a while after last chapter, felix and minho [lee know u know] are back)

"FUCK" felix yells as he stubs his little toe on the corner of the couch.

he whines as he rolls around on the floor, clutching his little toe in his hands.

"get up you big baby" jeongin, who is for some reason is going through puberty for a second time, rolls his eyes as he walks past.

"why you little-"

"FELIX LANGUAGE" woojin yells from the kitchen.

"i swear to god, when changbin cleaned everything up he moved everything two centimeters to the left just to mess with me," felix grumbles as he gets up.

this week stray kids have the week off for relaxation before their debut the week after.

you'd think jyp would be working them to the bone, but in this fanfiction he is a nice middle aged man okay-

"kids! breakfast is ready! felix come help me put breakfast on the table" woojin appears in the kitchen doorway with his apron and his spatula in hand.

grumbling something about "not getting whooped by woojin's spatula" felix got up to help his hyung.

after placing an enormous feast of a breakfast on the table the boys sat down one by one.

jeongin, being a hella moody bitchy teenager this morning, plops himself down.

seungmin, jisung and minho are next to be seated.

hyunjin rolls to the table, still half asleep.

jeongin already tried to wake him up twice, which of course failed, making jeongin even moodier.

changbin sits down and looks like death as always in the mornings.

all eight of us are sitting down.

"that man i swear to god," woojin mutters getting up to walk to his, chan and minho's shared room.

mind you spatula still in hand.

"why do they act like a married couple," seungmin asks, shaking his head.

"because they lowkey are one" jisung replies, jeongin just snorts and everyone gives him the stink eye.

the door bell suddenly rings.

"i'll get it!" felix jumps up to answer the door.

he hears a few crashes from the direction woojin went, ignoring them he answers the door.

anly to find his australian hyung standing there looking at him.

"hey-"

"quick! leave! woojin is on a rampage and if he finds out you left this morning you'll be dead! he has his spatula and everything!" felix and chan look over to see jisung warning them and seungmin with minho peaking around the corner nodding with jisung in agreement.

a booming voice scares the three back to the breakfast table, chan and felix standing in the door way.

"oh its too late for that, christopher, prepare to die!"

felix and chan screech and woojin comes flying in their direction, ready for combat.

the last thing chan saw was woojin's spatula.