Sonic: I absolutely cannot find my way. We are completely, totally, unequivocally lost.

Mika: Are you okay guys?

Unknown: Yep, I'm wearing my jacket 

[Lorise and Angie looked at Unknown as Angie grabbed a pink and yellow cout]

Angie: Here you go Lorise.

Lorise: Thanks!!

[Lorise put on the pink cout as Tails looks at his Miles Electric's screen, which flickers]

Tails: Sonic, in this weather, there's no way we're gonna get any readings on this thing! [Taps the Miles Electric's screen] Should we go back?

[The screen shifts to a view of an open bar ahead of Sonic and Mika]

Sonic: No, no, no. There's a light up ahead. Maybe we can take shelter in there.

[Sonic looks over a snowdrift and spots some snow gear and clothing hanging outside the bar]

Sonic: Ahhh. Perfect.

[Sonic ducks back down behind the snowdrift]

Laz: Are you sure about this? We don't know who's inside.

Sonic: Don't worry. On Earth, people are very welcoming, and love taking complete strangers into their homes.

Angie: Is he joking?!

Mika: Nope. I remembered when he saw Eggman he didn't trust him so not everyone is very welcome.

Unknown: And this is why I'm more mature even thought Angie is the oldest

Angie: I HEARD THAT!

[Sage chuckled making Tails blushed abit and Mika stood next to him]

Mika: Do you like Sage?

Tails: What? Me? Inlove with Sage. Noo ha ha.

Mika: Hey Tails it's okay plus when I was kid I was inlove with Sonic and a year ago we are together.

Tails: Well, maybe one day I might tell Sage but for now DON'T TELL HER!

Sage: Don't tell who?

Mika: Nothing.

[The bar is brightly lit up while bar patrons mingle, socialize, and party. The front door then slowly opens while the bar patrons' slowly become silent. The screen then switches to the door opening entirely, with Mika, Angie, Lorise, Unknown, Sage, Laz Sonic and Tails standing in its opening, dressed from head to toe in snow gear. Sonic and Tails look into the bar. One patron slowly turns around and glares at Sonic and Tails, who gasp in surprise. Another bar patron slowly pulls out a knife and jams it into the table, making Sonic and Tails gasp again. Sonic and Tails then spot an old lady sitting in a rocking chair and knitting. The old lady looks towards Sonic and Tails, who breathe a sigh of relief. The old lady then reveals that she is knitting a cloth a skull and crossbones on it, causing Sonic and Tails to scream in fear. The chef in the par then uses a butchers knife to chop off a fish's head. The fish head lands in front of Sonic and Tails]

Fish: Run.

[Tails faints with a groan and falls to the ground]

Sage: Tails?!

Sonic: Table for eight, please!

Unknown: Oh poor Tails...

[Angie, Unknown, Mika, Lorise, Sage, Laz, Sonic and Tails are sitting at a table by themselves. Tatiana, a waitress, brings them a menu each]

Tatiana: [In Russian] What would you like to order?

Tails: five beef stews, please.

Angie: Can I have apple juice please.

[Tails holds up his Miles Electric, which translates their order into Russian. Tatiana, looking annoyed, takes the menus and walks away]

Laz: Okay she was rude.

Sonic: Where'd you get all these cool gadgets?

Tails: Me, Sage and Laz invented 'em. That's kinda our thing. In fact, our inventions are how I discovered you and Mika.

[A flashback is shown]

[Sonic runs around the Green Hills baseball field at super speed. Eventually, Sonic releases a pulse of blue chaos energy that spreads across Green Hills and into Space]

Sage: Remember that night at the baseball field?

[Tails is sitting at his computers as Sage and Laz stood there, watching schematics of Earth. Tails, Sage, Laz is shown watching Tails computers in amazement]

Tails: Your energy blast reached all the way to my home planet. I saw you both save your whole village from that crazy mustache guy.

[The flashback ends]

Sonic: Wait, so you've been watching us this whole time? Even in the shower?

Angie: OMG!

[As Unknown and Lorise was speechless]

Tails: Ah, that's a trick question, Sonic the Hedgehog prefers bubble baths as Mika the snow rabbit loves to baths with zero bubbles.

Sonic: Man, you're good!

Mika: Creppy...

Sage: When we learned Knuckles was on your both trail, Tails knew we couldn't just sit back and watch anymore. We had to come warn you.

[A beeping sound is heard]

Sonic: Oh, what? Hang on one sec.

[Sonic pulls out his phone to see a text from Tom asking "How's it goin'?"]

Sonic: Donut Lord is checking in.

Mika: Tell him I said hi!

Sonic: You got it!

[Tatiana arrives, and places two bowls down at Mika, Angie, Unknown, Laz, Lorise, Sage Sonic and Tails' table]

Tails: Ugh! Uh, I'm sorry, but We asked for the beef stew.

Miles Electric: [translating to Russian] Your breath smells like goat poop.

[Tatiana looks insulted]

Tatiana: [In Russian] What did you say?

Mika: Oh she's mad...

Angie: Oh we are so dead...

[People at the bar begin to form a crowd around the gang]

Sonic: Uh, what's going on?

Sage: Maybe they think it's my birthday?

Tails: I don't think it's your birthday Sage..

Laz: It's not until in a few weeks

Sage: Oh.

Sonic: Don't worry, I'll take care of this. [Sonic stands up on the table] Okay, everybody, take it easy. I'm sure there's a perfectly good explanation for whatever my friends said or did.

Miles Electric: [translating to Serbian] Stand back. I just farted.

Angie: 'Stand back. I just-' Okay your thing is broken.

[The crowd briefly looks disgusted, then removes Mika, Laz, Sage, Sonic and Tails' disguises. The crowd gasps at their true appearances]

Sonic: [Nervously] Uh... meow?

Mika: H-hello...

Russian Giant Bully: [In Russian] Throw these monsters in the fire! [The crowd cheers, and picks up Mika, Laz, Sage, Sonic and Tails, dragging them towards the roaring fire]

Angie, Unknown and Lorise: GUYS!?

Sonic: Oh, no, no. Come on, guys. Take it easy. Let's talk this through. Let's talk this through!

[The crowd begins preparing to throw Mika, Sage, Laz, Sonic and Tails into the fire]

Tails: [Accessing data from his Miles Electric] Oh, come on, come on! Scanning Siberian customs. There's got to be something in here.

Sonic: Tails, whatever you're doing, do it fast.

Sage: Ooh! I think I got it! Pivonka! Pivonka! PIVONKA!!!

Mika: What?!

Angie: Pivonka what the hell does that mean?

[Jade and Lorise all shrugged]

Bartender: Pivonka?

[The crowd parts, giving way to a burly man wearing an ornate red robe with the word "Champion" on its back in Russian]

Russian Dancer: Da. Pivonka! [The crowd roars]

Sonic: Sage, what's a "pivonka"?

Tails: [Reading off of his Miles Electric] It's a Siberian custom to resolve disputes. If we win, they let us go. If we lose... [The fire flares up]

[The crowd moves away furniture from the center of the bar to create an open area and Angie, Unknown and Lorise joined Mika, Laz, Sage, Sonic and Tails side]

Sonic: Okay, we have to grab the map and get out of here. Where's the map?

Unknown: Oh, no. We left it on the table! Look!

[The bartender grabs the map and puts it on a plate with other assorted objects. The champion takes off his robe, revealing a tattoo of what seems to be himself with arms spread out. Sonic and Mika looks confused]

Sonic: What?

[The champion calls in other people as the band starts playing, then starts dancing with the others to a Siberian tune. The crowd claps as they finish their first round of dancing with a flourish]

Angie: Oh, my God, it's a dance fight.

Tails: Uhh... Sonic, what do we do?

Sonic: We dance... 

Mika: And get that map.

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CHAPTER 6 ENDED

NEXT CHAPTER - Chapter 7 - Just Dance

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