"GODDAMNIT! WHO TOOK MY SCYTHE?! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!!!" Hidan yelled from his room. I groaned, but smirked evilly in my head. Of course, it was me who took Hidan's scythe and hid it somewhere he'd never find it.

"Why would you ask who took your scythe if they know you're going to kill them?" I shouted.

"SHUT THE HELL UP!" Hidan shouted back. I snickered and grabbed my anime novel off of the small table next to my bed and opened it to the first page. I peacefully read.

....

SLAM!

"HEY BITCH DID YOU TAKE MY SCYTHE?!"

'Haha, yeah, I did actually. Why?' I felt like saying. "Maybe I did, who knows?" I resumed reading. I could feel the heat radiating off of Hidan.

"WHERE IS IT?! MY BELOVED SCYTHE...!"

"Somewhere you won't find it. Why you asking?" Hidan suddenly pounced on top of me.

"Give me it." He said darkly.

"But I don't wanna." Hidan grabbed my precious book out of my hands and held it up.

"I will burn this! Give me my scythe back!" He yelled.

"...KAKUZU!!! HELP ME OVER HERE AND I'LL PAY YOU TO GET HIDAN THE HELL OFF ME!" Soon enough, Kakuzu came in.

"How much?" He said while tapping his foot on the ground. Hidan growled.

"KAKUZU! GET THE FUCK OUT! THIS BITCH TOOK MY SCYTHE!"

"Shut up."

"I'll give you... 30,000. Deal?"

"...Deal." Kakuzu pried Hidan off of me. I handed him the yen and went into the kitchen. I spotted Itachi.

"Oh, hey Itachi, sup?"

"Not much, just making some eggs." Itachi said as he put a dash of pepper onto the eggs. (Yall know that one scene where Itachi's making those eggs? Very epic lmao.)

"Noice, what's that book on the counter next to ya?" I pointed to the orange book.

"Hm?" Itachi saw that you were looking at his Icha Icha book. "O-oh, nothing." He said as he stuffed his book into his cloak. I smirked.

"Itachi, was that a Make-out Paradise book I just saw...?"

"No." He stared at me with his Mangekyo. "Leave..."

"Alrighty, I'll let you get back to reading, ya closet perv."

-Le time skip-

Tobi slammed the shit outta my room door with his fists as he called me.

"(Y/N)-CHAN!!! TOBI WANTS YOU TO PLAY HIDE AND SEEK WITH HIM!!!"

"But why now??? Can't I play with you later? I'm reading..."

"Aww... C'mon, (Y/n)-chan...!" I sighed and closed up my book.

"Fine, but only this once." I opened up my door. "Who's seeking and who's hiding?" Tobi seemed happy. Way more happy than a normal person. But hey, no one here in the Akatsuki was normal in the first place.

"Tobi will seek and (Y/n)-chan will hide! Tobi's gonna count to thirty, okay (Y/n)-chan?" Tobi asked.

"Alrighty."

"One... Two... Three..." I teleported outside and looked around to find a good place to hide. I looked at a conveniently tall tree. 'Eh, I guess a tree will do.'  I started to climb up the tree, and I suddenly heard Tobi call out:

"THIRTY!!! (Y/N)-CHAN, I'M COMING FOR YOU!"

I quickly climbed up a bit more, but not up to the very top. I looked down to see where Tobi was. He was still inside. I sighed. 'This might take a while.'  Lucky me, I've got my one but not only anime novel!!! I opened it up to where I left off and resumed my reading.

-Time skipu, brought to you by Tobi trying to leer you out of your hiding spot-

It's been... about 30 minutes since Tobi started looking for me. He passed by the tree I was in a few times, but didn't find me. What's taking him so long? My ass hurts. But hey, I finished my book. It actually ended quite sadly. The one dude died protecting the other dude, and then the alive dude killed the girl and now the one dude who's supposed to be dead, who isn't, is angry at him and wants to kill his ass, but then he goes on the other dude's side and then they have to fight this overpowered lady, and the undead dude actually dies. (Ironic, right?)

"When's Tobi gonna get here...?" I thought out loud.

"Oh, hey (Y/n)-chan." Tobi said...- wait, Tobi?

"GAH!" I jumped. "T-TOBI- WHEN'D YOU GET HERE?!" He was hanging upside down on a branch behind me.

"Oh, Tobi's been here, (Y/n)-chan!"

"Oh."

"So what does Tobi get for finding (Y/n)-chan? Does he get more sweets?" Tobi asked with excitement.

"Eh, sure, Tobi. Let's head inside first, though, 'kay?" I jumped down to the ground and walked inside. "Oh, wait, did Hidan get his scythe back...?" I thought for a moment. "Eh, I'm sure he wouldn't mind waiting a day or two." I shrugged. I got Tobi the sweets he wanted and fell asleep on the living room couch.