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a good psychopath.  ╱  act one, chapter ten.
❛ david, what a good psychopath ! ❜

𝙂𝙍𝙊𝙐𝙋 𝘾𝙃𝘼𝙏 !

❝ 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗚𝗢𝗦𝗦𝗜𝗣 𝗖𝗢𝗥𝗡𝗘𝗥 ❞
𝗗𝗜𝗦𝗔𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗢𝗡 𝗟𝗘𝗚𝗦 • 𝗍𝖺𝗅𝗂𝖺
𝗡𝗔𝗧𝗔𝗧𝗢𝗨𝗜𝗟𝗟𝗘 • 𝗇𝖺𝗍𝖺𝗅𝗂𝖾
𝗖𝗔𝗥𝗟𝗬 𝗦𝗛𝗔𝗬? • 𝖼𝖺𝗋𝗅𝗒
𝗢𝗨𝗥 𝗕𝗨𝗕𝗕𝗟𝗘 𝗕𝗟𝗢𝗡𝗗𝗘 • 𝖼𝗈𝗋𝗂𝗇𝗇𝖺
𝗗𝗔𝗡𝗖𝗘 𝗜𝗖𝗢𝗡 • 𝗆𝖺𝗋𝗂𝖺𝗁
𝗢𝗨𝗥 𝗕𝗢𝗦𝗦 • 𝖽𝖺𝗏𝗂𝖽
𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗖𝗢𝗙𝗙𝗘𝗘 𝗗𝗘𝗟𝗜𝗩𝗘𝗥𝗘𝗥 • 𝗓𝖺𝗇𝖾

𝗗𝗜𝗦𝗔𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗢𝗡 𝗟𝗘𝗚𝗦:
Well ladies, David and zane

𝗗𝗜𝗦𝗔𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗢𝗡 𝗟𝗘𝗚𝗦:
5sos officially
knows who I am

𝗗𝗜𝗦𝗔𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗢𝗡 𝗟𝗘𝗚𝗦:
Well minus Ashton

𝗗𝗜𝗦𝗔𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗢𝗡 𝗟𝗘𝗚𝗦:
Idk abt that dude

𝗡𝗔𝗧𝗔𝗧𝗢𝗨𝗜𝗟𝗟𝗘:
How are you feeling
abt that?

𝗡𝗔𝗧𝗔𝗧𝗢𝗨𝗜𝗟𝗟𝗘:
I'm surprised all those
words aren't in all caps

𝗗𝗜𝗦𝗔𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗢𝗡 𝗟𝗘𝗚𝗦:
Well Natalie I've
turned a new leaf

𝗗𝗜𝗦𝗔𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗢𝗡 𝗟𝗘𝗚𝗦:
I'm not some
fangirl anymore

𝗢𝗨𝗥 𝗕𝗢𝗦𝗦:
So basically you got
all your excitement out
already

𝗗𝗜𝗦𝗔𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗢𝗡 𝗟𝗘𝗚𝗦:
Precisely

𝗗𝗜𝗦𝗔𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗢𝗡 𝗟𝗘𝗚𝗦:
And I didn't tell
you all this

𝗗𝗜𝗦𝗔𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗢𝗡 𝗟𝗘𝗚𝗦:
Cause I kinda still need to
wrap my head around it but

𝗗𝗜𝗦𝗔𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗢𝗡 𝗟𝗘𝗚𝗦:
Yesterday I actually had a
convo with Mr. Michael
Clifford

𝗡𝗔𝗧𝗔𝗧𝗢𝗨𝗜𝗟𝗟𝗘:
I just spit out my coffee

𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗖𝗢𝗙𝗙𝗘𝗘 𝗗𝗘𝗟𝗜𝗩𝗘𝗥𝗘𝗥:
BABY NO FUCKING WAY

𝗢𝗨𝗥 𝗕𝗨𝗕𝗕𝗟𝗘 𝗕𝗟𝗢𝗡𝗗𝗘:
YOU FUCKING GO
YOU CUTE ASS BITCH

𝗖𝗔𝗥𝗟𝗬 𝗦𝗛𝗔𝗬?:
I'm so happy all ur
favs are noticing you

𝗗𝗔𝗡𝗖𝗘 𝗜𝗖𝗢𝗡:
Me and heath are
like proud parents rn

𝗢𝗨𝗥 𝗕𝗢𝗦𝗦:
You're fucking lying
lemme see

𝗢𝗨𝗥 𝗕𝗨𝗕𝗕𝗟𝗘 𝗕𝗟𝗢𝗡𝗗𝗘:
Give us them receipts

𝗗𝗜𝗦𝗔𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗢𝗡 𝗟𝗘𝗚𝗦:

𝗗𝗜𝗦𝗔𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗢𝗡 𝗟𝗘𝗚𝗦:
You think I'm lying?

𝗢𝗨𝗥 𝗕𝗨𝗕𝗕𝗟𝗘 𝗕𝗟𝗢𝗡𝗗𝗘:
No babes

𝗢𝗨𝗥 𝗕𝗢𝗦𝗦:
Well you did say that
you and Luke Hemmings
were dating one time

𝗗𝗜𝗦𝗔𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗢𝗡 𝗟𝗘𝗚𝗦:
Dumbass i was
heavily intoxicated

𝗗𝗜𝗦𝗔𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗢𝗡 𝗟𝗘𝗚𝗦:
I'll say it again don't
listen to drunk me

𝗗𝗜𝗦𝗔𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗢𝗡 𝗟𝗘𝗚𝗦:
I'm what they call
delusional

𝗢𝗨𝗥 𝗕𝗢𝗦𝗦:
Trust me we
know

𝗗𝗜𝗦𝗔𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗢𝗡 𝗟𝗘𝗚𝗦:

𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗖𝗢𝗙𝗙𝗘𝗘 𝗗𝗘𝗟𝗜𝗩𝗘𝗥𝗘𝗥:
I think you're not lying, if
that makes you feel better

𝗗𝗜𝗦𝗔𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗢𝗡 𝗟𝗘𝗚𝗦:
It does thank you

𝗖𝗔𝗥𝗟𝗬 𝗦𝗛𝗔𝗬?:
I just wanna see the
messages lol

𝗡𝗔𝗧𝗔𝗧𝗢𝗨𝗜𝗟𝗟𝗘:
I fully believe you

𝗢𝗨𝗥 𝗕𝗢𝗦𝗦:
I'm not believing you
until you send the receipts

𝗗𝗜𝗦𝗔𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗢𝗡 𝗟𝗘𝗚𝗦:
Fine dickwad

𝗗𝗜𝗦𝗔𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗢𝗡 𝗟𝗘𝗚𝗦:
[ SCREENSHOT SENT ]

𝗡𝗔𝗧𝗔𝗧𝗢𝗨𝗜𝗟𝗟𝗘:
Hot damn

𝗖𝗔𝗥𝗟𝗬 𝗦𝗛𝗔𝗬?:
Bitch you're so
weird

𝗢𝗨𝗥 𝗕𝗨𝗕𝗕𝗟𝗘 𝗕𝗟𝗢𝗡𝗗𝗘:
Michael's slowly becoming
my favorite member

𝗗𝗜𝗦𝗔𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗢𝗡 𝗟𝗘𝗚𝗦:
I would switch but,
I remain loyal to my mans

𝗢𝗨𝗥 𝗕𝗢𝗦𝗦:
You really told him to
tell Luke you want his babies?

𝗗𝗜𝗦𝗔𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗢𝗡 𝗟𝗘𝗚𝗦:
Alright look

𝗗𝗜𝗦𝗔𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗢𝗡 𝗟𝗘𝗚𝗦:
Those were sent when I
was either drunk or in
a tired haze

𝗗𝗜𝗦𝗔𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗢𝗡 𝗟𝗘𝗚𝗦:
You can't blame
drunk Talia

𝗗𝗜𝗦𝗔𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗢𝗡 𝗟𝗘𝗚𝗦:
I mean you saw my
tweet from last week

𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗖𝗢𝗙𝗙𝗘𝗘 𝗗𝗘𝗟𝗜𝗩𝗘𝗥𝗘𝗥:
Very true

𝗡𝗔𝗧𝗔𝗧𝗢𝗨𝗜𝗟𝗟𝗘:
David was practically
dead on the floor when
he saw your tweet

𝗢𝗨𝗥 𝗕𝗨𝗕𝗕𝗟𝗘 𝗕𝗟𝗢𝗡𝗗𝗘:
I fucking retweeted it

𝗗𝗜𝗦𝗔𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗢𝗡 𝗟𝗘𝗚𝗦:

𝗖𝗔𝗥𝗟𝗬 𝗦𝗛𝗔𝗬?:
Props to Corinna for
retweeting it

𝗢𝗨𝗥 𝗕𝗢𝗦𝗦:
It was fucking gold

𝗗𝗜𝗦𝗔𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗢𝗡 𝗟𝗘𝗚𝗦:
Why are you people
like this?

𝗢𝗨𝗥 𝗕𝗢𝗦𝗦:
We just thrive in
your discomfort

𝗗𝗜𝗦𝗔𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗢𝗡 𝗟𝗘𝗚𝗦:
See this is why people
call you a psychopath

𝗢𝗨𝗥 𝗕𝗢𝗦𝗦:
Wait people call me
a psychopath???

𝗗𝗔𝗡𝗖𝗘 𝗜𝗖𝗢𝗡:
Me and heath call
you that all the time
sorry 😬😬😬

𝗡𝗔𝗧𝗔𝗧𝗢𝗨𝗜𝗟𝗟𝗘:
If it makes you feel better
I never say it to your face

𝗢𝗨𝗥 𝗕𝗨𝗕𝗕𝗟𝗘 𝗕𝗟𝗢𝗡𝗗𝗘:
Kinda?

𝗖𝗔𝗥𝗟𝗬 𝗦𝗛𝗔𝗬?:
Uh yeah a lotta
people do, lol

𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗖𝗢𝗙𝗙𝗘𝗘 𝗗𝗘𝗟𝗜𝗩𝗘𝗥𝗘𝗥:
Jason literally calls you
that all the time in the vlogs

𝗢𝗨𝗥 𝗕𝗢𝗦𝗦:
Wow

𝗢𝗨𝗥 𝗕𝗢𝗦𝗦:
I feel so hurt

𝗗𝗜𝗦𝗔𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗢𝗡 𝗟𝗘𝗚𝗦:
If it makes you feel better

𝗗𝗜𝗦𝗔𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗢𝗡 𝗟𝗘𝗚𝗦:
We all think you're a
good psychopath

𝗗𝗜𝗦𝗔𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗢𝗡 𝗟𝗘𝗚𝗦:
When we say it we mean
it in the best way possible

𝗢𝗨𝗥 𝗕𝗢𝗦𝗦:
I mean wow

𝗢𝗨𝗥 𝗕𝗢𝗦𝗦:
I thought we were
best friends

𝗢𝗨𝗥 𝗕𝗢𝗦𝗦:

𝗗𝗜𝗦𝗔𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗢𝗡 𝗟𝗘𝗚𝗦:
David I-

𝗡𝗔𝗧𝗔𝗧𝗢𝗨𝗜𝗟𝗟𝗘:
And we call Talia
dramatic

𝗢𝗨𝗥 𝗕𝗢𝗦𝗦:
Lemme be sad
Natalie

𝗢𝗨𝗥 𝗕𝗢𝗦𝗦:

𝗗𝗜𝗦𝗔𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗢𝗡 𝗟𝗘𝗚𝗦:
If your gonna keep
acting like this imma
head out

𝗢𝗨𝗥 𝗕𝗢𝗦𝗦:
Fine leave

𝗢𝗨𝗥 𝗕𝗢𝗦𝗦:
See if I care

𝗢𝗨𝗥 𝗕𝗢𝗦𝗦:
Cause apparently I'm
just a psychopath

𝗢𝗨𝗥 𝗕𝗢𝗦𝗦:
I don't feel emotions

𝗡𝗔𝗧𝗔𝗧𝗢𝗨𝗜𝗟𝗟𝗘:
David 🤦‍♀️

𝗗𝗜𝗦𝗔𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗢𝗡 𝗟𝗘𝗚𝗦:

𝗗𝗜𝗦𝗔𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗢𝗡 𝗟𝗘𝗚𝗦:
That's a sociopath

𝗗𝗜𝗦𝗔𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗢𝗡 𝗟𝗘𝗚𝗦:
You ever loving idiot

𝗗𝗜𝗦𝗔𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗢𝗡 𝗟𝗘𝗚𝗦:
We literally just finished
Shane's series on Jake Paul

𝗢𝗨𝗥 𝗕𝗢𝗦𝗦:

𝗢𝗨𝗥 𝗕𝗢𝗦𝗦:
Gotta blast

𝗗𝗜𝗦𝗔𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗢𝗡 𝗟𝗘𝗚𝗦:
🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

𝙏𝙒𝙄𝙏𝙏𝙀𝙍 !

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Most of you know this but I'm just gonna say it anyway, David's a fucking idiot.

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Hey fuck you @nataliaromano

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