These two are literal queens in their own right.

The question is...which one is your favorite?

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It was another day in Sobu High, the student body all dressed up in jumpsuits as it was a particular event. Banners were hanged up all around.

Hachiman could be seen walking on a concrete road and Y/N could be seen sitting by a tree, leaning up against it as he's sleeping, the gentle breeze blowing his hair. Everyone was wearing different colored jumpsuits and headbands. Y/N was wearing a green jumpsuit as is Hachiman. Hayato's clique members could be seen wearing green jumpsuits and white headbands as they were stretching.

After all, this important event they were in...

Was a Sports Festival.

Hachiman: In fact, you should say it is necessary for someone not to experience what others do.

Yui: (sigh) There he goes again.

Yukino: While it's not logically sound, it is somewhat persuasive. Therein lies the problem.

Hachiman: Hey, it's not my problem. (crosses arms) It's society's problem.

Giggling could be heard as the other three members of the Service Club look to the student council president, who was to their right.

Meguri: You guys make a real team!

Hachiman: It would be a team if L/N wasn't laying about.

Yukino: Speaking of which, where is he?

Hachiman: Sleeping by that tree over there.

Meguri: Enough of that! All right, let's do this! Hip, hip, hooray!

Hachiman, Yui, and Yukino: (less enthusiastic) Hooray...

Earlier in the day...

The four Service Club members sat in their usual room, Yukino having set up snacks on the desk near the window. 

Yui and Yukino were looking on Yukino's laptop, Hachiman chewing away on some bread and Y/N was sitting in his usual spot, listening to music as he was reading a digital novel on his phone.

Yukino: What should we do about this?

Y/N: Hmm?

Hachiman: Huh?

Yui: Yeah...

Looking onto Yukino's laptop, they found a request under the name of "Megu Megu."

It read, "I'm looking for ideas to make an athletics festival a blast. Also, it's my last festival, so I want to win if I can!"

Hachiman: (thoughts) A request for advice on the Trans Chiba Advice Please website. The most recent service our club is to perform.

Yui: "I'm looking for ideas to make an athletics festival a blast. Also, it's my last festival, so I want to win if I can!"

Hachiman: (groans) So it's that time of year again.

Y/N: (sigh) I don't want to do it. Let me sleep.

Yukino: I didn't enjoy the interclass relay race.

Hachiman: That pressure from the other kids.

Y/N: Tell me about it.

Yui: I wasn't very good at running, so it was hard for me.

Hachiman: Yeah, yeah. And there's always that guy who'd go apeshit whenever someone passed you. Damn Nagayama on the Soccer Team.

Yui: Who's that!? And why just him!?

Hachiman: (thoughts) Well, I hated him. And I bed he hated my guts too. (normal) And the girls that got pissed off when I handed the baton off. Do they have to say, "Ew. That's, like, totally gross," when I did? They tsundere?

Yui: Well, um...

Y/N: At least you don't have to deal with a girl that faints every time I hand it to them. I swear, three girls fainted when I handed them the baton last year.

Yukino: I won't go into detail because I believe you know precisely why, but when girls say something is gross, it most likely is. (looks to Y/N) In your case, it's...um...

Y/N: What?

Yukino: N-Nothing.

Hachiman: (thoughts) It's so painful. Please. Please, can one of you just say it! (normal) You just went into detail. Look up "detail" in the dictionary. And speaking of athletics festivals, there're other things.

Yui: (sweat drops) You've got more?

Hachiman: (crosses arms) Tons more. Like having to do group gymnastics with the teacher because you're a man short. We were always on short for the fan.

Yukino: I feel sorry for the parents who had to see that.

Y/N: I second that.

A knocking sound could be heard coming from their door, drawing the attention of the four members. The door opens up to the ever so cheerful, Meguri Shiromeguri, the student council president.

Meguri: Um...is this the Service Club?  (sheepish smile) I sent an e-mail about the athletics festival, but I didn't get a response, so I came straight here.

The four's eyes widen and they check the name again. "Megu Megu."

Yui: So this sender...

Meguri: Oh, that must be from me.

Y/N: I will say, that name is quite cute.

Meguri: Thank you!

Yukino: (irritated) Into older women now, are we?

Y/N: What the hell are you getting at?

Yukino: Nothing.

Meguri: Anyway, I want to make the athletics festival a blast, just like the cultural festival. Think you could help me? Yukinoshita-san, L/N-san, and...

Hachiman: Um...

Yui: Hikigaya. It's Hikigaya.

Meguri: Oh, Hikigaya-san? And you were? (looks to Hachiman)

Yui: No, my name is Yuigahama. He's Hikigaya.

Hachiman: (coughs)

Meguri: (bows slightly) I'm so sorry. I'm not very good with names.

Y/N: (snickers) Airhead characters are the best. (notices Yukino's gaze) Shutting up now.

Yukino: (clears throat) No need. He's good at having his name forgotten.

Hachiman: Yeah, like you can talk. Even if it's true.

Yukino: (smiles) I see no issue then. You were good at being invisible too.

Yui: Th-That's not true! He's always alone in the classroom, so, like, he kinda stands out!

Y/N: That wasn't even a compliment.

Hachiman: I'll say.

Meguri: Hikigaya-kun?

Hachiman: Uh...y-yes?

Meguri: Hikigaya-kun, right? Okay, I think I've got it. You did a great job at the cultural festival. I'm counting on you!

Yui could be seen having a pouting face, making Y/N grin a little.

Yukino: Shiromeguri-senpai, that isn't necessary. Could you tell us more about this request?

Meguri: Oh, of course! I wanted to ask you for help with this year's special events!

Yui: Special? ...Okay.

Yukino: Speaking of which, what did we do last year?

Hachiman: I don't remember.

Y/N: Hell if I know.

Yukino: They say that humans repress less desirable memories.

Y/N: Eh. It wasn't interesting.

Hachiman: Don't treat my athletic festival experiences as a stain in history. If it was that easy to repress memories, I wouldn't have traumas.

Yui: (giggles awkwardly) I don't remember what they were either.

Meguri: They're always really boring. So I wanted to do something crazy this year!

Yui: I see...

Y/N: Makes sense.

Yukino: Okay. We can do that. When should we turn in our ideas?

Meguri: About that. The executive committee has a meeting today. Would you mind being there?

Hachiman: Right now?

Meguri: Oh, which team are you on? All the classes get split in half, so I really want to know! I'm on the red team!

Hachiman: Red.

Yui: Red.

Yukino: Red.

Y/N: Red.

Meguri: (smiles brightly) So we're on the same team! All right! Let's team up and go for the gold! Yay!

Y/N: (monotone) Yay.

Yukino only sighs and Hachiman and Yui only look at each other, sweat dropping.

Small Timeskip

The Service Club and Shiromeguri then head down to the conference room yet again, discussing the events to hold in the athletics festival.

Of course, Hiratsuka was there, as she holds most of the events there, but surprisingly enough, Itsuki was there.

Y/N: Nii-san?

Itsuki: Oh, hello little brother.

Y/N: What are you doing here?

Itsuki: Oh, during my time here, I was able to suggest some pretty good ideas for these types of things so Shizuka called me for some help.

Y/N: Didn't you tell me that some of your ideas were a bit too over the top?

Itsuki: I have no idea what you mean!

Y/N: What about your work?

Itsuki: Oh, the boss said I could come and told me, "Give 'em hell."

Y/N: Is...that so...?

Hiratsuka: Oh, looks like you've got some help.

Meguri: Yes! Just like you said!

Hachiman: So you're pulling the strings again?

Hiratsuka: I'm getting tired of running the same old athletics festival every year. Here's hoping you make this year's interesting.

Itsuki: (sighs happily) I remember doing a cavalry battle during my last year. Oh what fun that was.

Yui: So she's doing it just because...

Yukino: Are you in charge of the athletics festival too?

Hiratsuka: Well, yeah. They always give these events to the younger teachers. (smug) I'm young, as you can see. I'm young.

Y/N: Going--

Itsuki: Don't make me call, Setsuna.

Y/N: ...Are you always going to use her as and escape?

Itsuki: If it calls for, yes.

Hachiman: (thoughts) What the hell is wrong with this family sometimes?

After everyone settles in, they were ready to start.

Hiratsuka: All right, Shiromeguri. Let's start the meeting.

Meguri: Okay. The agenda for this meeting is to come up with this year's special events. (slams hand on whiteboard) Come on, everyone! Let's do some brainstorming! Anyone with an idea, raise your hand!

Yui: Here!

Meguri: There! Yuigahama-san!

Yui: How about an interclub relay?

Hiratsuka: Kids who aren't in clubs won't be able to participate. Not good.

And with that, one idea was crossed off the board.

Meguri: Let's keep coming up with ideas!

Yukino: (raises hand)

Meguri: Okay, Yukinoshita-san!

Yukino: A traditional bread-eating race.

Hiratsuka: Kids who like rice'll sue our ass.

Hachiman: (wide eyes) ...They hate bread that much?

Meguri: Don't be so discourage! Let's keep going!

Y/N: Parkour race?

Itsuki: Not a bad idea, but most people can probably do small vaults or they can't do anything.

Y/N: Tsk. Dammit.

Meguri: Next?

Yui: (raises hand)

Meguri: Okay, Yuigahama-san!

Yui: A borrowing race!

Hiratsuka: Have you ever stopped to consider students going to school on their parents' loans?

Yukino: The problem seems to be people's feelings.

Hiratsuka: Yeah, they've been pretty anal about feelings lately. We end up with tons of restrictions.

Meguri: Let's keep going! If you've got any ideas, just say them!

Itsuki: Here's a thought, how about the kids have to be happy no matter what?

Y/N: ...Did you get that idea from "Angel Beats!"?

Itsuki: Yeah. "Operation High-Tension Syndrome."

(A/N): Another good anime to watch. Also, Operation High-Tension Syndrome was one of the most funniest OVA's they made. Let's just say, there is a lot of screaming.

Y/N: ...That doesn't sound too terrible.

Meguri: Let's do it!

And so the meeting goes on, people giving ideas, but were quickly shot down due to some concerns, resulting in the only idea being Itsuki's, whatever event the students are in, they must always be in high-spirits.

Soon enough, the board was filled with crossed out ideas.

Hachiman: (thoughts) It's turned into a stream of consciousness game. Next suggestion: Magical Something-or-other.

Even more time passes and the list keeps on going.

Meguri: Any other ideas?

No one else responded as everyone was either yawning and were drinking coffee, or trying not to sleep, which Y/N was doing.

Hiratsuka then notices the look on Hikigaya's face and she gestures to make his suggestion.

Yukino: I had fewer ideas than I thought.

Yui: And anything we suggest gets shot down right away.

Hachiman: Asking us to come up with something isn't going to work.

Y/N: (yawn) You're not suggesting...

Hachiman: Oh yeah. The right person in the right place.

Y/N: (sigh) He may actually do it.

Yukino: With what you two are implying, it is a good approach for anything.

Hachiman: It's a universal law that someone who can be used will be used until they burn out and die. Meanwhile, no raises for them.

A sudden loud bang as the others look to the adults in the room, who had slammed their fists on the table, nodding.

Hiratsuka and Itsuki: I know! I know what you're talking about!

Y/N: (thoughts) Nii-san...marry her already.

Yukino: Hiratsuka-sensei, that comment is not appropriate for an educator.

Hachiman: There's no point in someone who can't do something trying to do that something. It's more effective to call in a pro.

Yukino: So you want us to abandon the request?

Y/N: Not abandon per say. Rather, call to arms? Outsourcing?

Hachiman: Yep. It's "work sharing." Or "job rotation." Or "outsourcing."

Yui: I don't know what those mean, but they sound fancy.

Yukino: How do you know all this vocabulary for this sort of thing?

Y/N: In fact, who knows what's going on in that brain of his?

Yukino: It all comes down to terminology.

Meguri: But managing human resources is an important skill.

Hachiman: Right. So we'll do that. Yuigahama.

Yui: Huh?

He gestures for him to come closer, which she does so. He begins to whisper in her ear and she nods understandingly.

Yui: Okay.

Y/N: So it's decided on "him" and "her?"

Yui: I'll ask her.

Y/N: (sigh) Oh, boy.

Timeskip

Now in the conference room, the familiar glasses people had shown up, their lenses shining.

Yes, the two people they called in was Zaimokuza Yoshiteru and Hina Ebina, the girl who enjoys yaoi and the one who wrote the yaoi fanfic of Hayato and Y/N.

Y/N: Why do I feel like I'm going to regret this?

Hachiman: You and me both.

Yukino: So they're pros?

Ebina: Why'd you ask me to come here?

Zaimokuza: Caph'm, caph'm. As with my left.

Hachiman: Well, you see...

Hikigaya then explains the situation and the two glasses people are intrigued and elated.

Zaimokuza: I see! Universe! So you wish for me to organize an event to be a smash!

Ebina: You want to make it a slash, right? (gains smirk) It doesn't matter what's a slash, right?

Hachiman: (sweat drops) Yeah...

Ebina: Okay! I'll think one up!

Zaimokuza: Leave it to Yoshiteru!

Minutes later, they bring back a list of compiled ideas and Ebina's face had a smirk, drooling at the same time. With their explanation, the L/N brothers only sweat drop, amazed at their enthusiasm.

The others were just listening in on their suggestions. Not only that, paired with Itsuki's suggestion, it could work. There was a big detail though.

It was to have costumes.

Zaimokuza pulls out a picture of a girl in a knight's armor with Yui's face plastered on it. A short while later, Yui was being modeled for the armor with Y/N giving a thumbs up to Saki, who gives a thumbs up back in return. The day for the athletics festival was drawing near. The students helping out in order to get it ready by the deadline.

Hachiman was currently moving timber logs to Shizuka and Itsuki, who were handling the heavy duty work.

It was then the day of the athletics festival. Colored smoke could be heard and be seen exploding in the sky. Y/N and the other Service Club members were standing in front of tent with desks under it. In front of them was a thankful Meguri.

Meguri: Thank you guys so much! It's going to be so much fun thanks to you!

Yukino: No, we're not done yet, Shiromeguri-senpai.

Meguri: Huh?

Hachiman: We've only finished half of the request.

Yui: That's right! It only comes once a year!

Y/N: You said you wanted to win, right?

Meguri: ...Yeah! Let's win this!

Present

The events had started and it was race around the track. Both Y/N and Hayato were neck and neck, the girls cheering them on.  Though by a few centimetres, Hayato won the baton race, Y/N coming in second. 

While the girls on the red team were still cheering for Y/N's effort, the white team exploded with cheers.

The other three members still sat in their chairs near the tent. Normally, Yukino wouldn't be so interested in the festival at all, but looking at Y/N did make her heart flutter. Simply put, her feelings were a mess. She imagined wearing Y/N's sweaty jumpsuit, thinking of his smell.

A light blush could be seen on her face and it was only noticed by Hikigaya. He only shakes his head with a slight grin. There were not many people that could melt this girl's heart and it seems only one could be found. If only she could confess her feelings towards him, but Yukino herself could not find the courage to do so. After the race, Y/N could be seen wiping the sweat off his forehead.

Yui: Yukinon! You're nose is bleeding!

Yukino: O-Oh. I-Is it?

After Hayato's group was done, they were put on the broadcasting position.

Ooka: We're coming down to the end of the athletics festival! The white team's kept a strong lead so far! Hayato Hayama has been earning points for them like crazy! However...

Yamato: No one knows who's going to win just yet!

Tobe: Now for the main event! The girls' Chiba Shouldertop Engagement, or ChibaSEn for short!

With the Service Club

Hachiman: Hey, you sure about this?

Zaimokuza: Archam! Houjou Ujiyasu once led his men against Satomi Yoshihiro upon this land of Chiba. It is a wonderful event, based on history!

Y/N: Wasn't this part of the prefecture underwater at the time?

Hachiman: So? What's with those costumes?

While odd, Y/N had found himself staring at Yukino, a small blush appearing on his face.

Yukino: (blushes out of embarrassment) I'd like to ask as well.

Yui: (sheepish smile) It's, like, super embarrassing.

Ebina: It's a battle! The generals need to wear armor!

Y/N: (clears throat) As always, you do a good job, Saki.

Saki: R-Right. What--

Y/N: I have no idea what you're talking about.

Saki: Fufufufu.~ I believe you do.

Y/N: ...Dammit.

Yui: But, like--

Saki: Don't move. (adjusts Yui's arm ribbon)

Ebina: Produced by me! Specially made by Sakisaki!

Saki: Don't call me Sakisaki!

Y/N: But it sounds great.

Saki: Don't you dare--

Itsuki: Setsuna already found out.

Saki: How...!

Y/N: It's not something to question. She has her ways.

Yukino: Why western-style armor?

Yui: Yeah. Shouldn't we wear samurai stuff?

Zaimokuza and Ebina: (pushes up glasses) Heh. Isn't it obvious? Because I like it.

Itsuki: I know someone who had a fetish for samurai items and would have been glad to see a certain someone in it.

Y/N: Nii-san, yamate!

Itsuki: (sigh) Yu--

Y/N: I will tell them about your--

Itsuki: You wouldn't dare.

Y/N: I can.

Itsuki: ...Well played.

Yukino turns around, her face crimson as she does remember Y/N's favoritism on samurai warriors. Now that she thought about it, she didn't mind if she dressed up that way for him.

Meguri: Let's make a comeback!

Yukino: If we win this event, we'll earn thirty points.

Yui: Yeah. And we'll make a comeback if we win the boys' event too.

Hachiman: Hey, don't look at me.

Yukino: You two will be keeping your promise.

Y/N: A promise requires an approval from both parties involved.

They didn't respond as they were walking away, preparing for their event.

Ooka: (intercom) Both armies and their generals are on the field!

Yamato: (intercom) Whichever army takes down more generals wins the ChibaSEn!

A horn was then blown, signaling that the event has now started. The rumbling of the footsteps could be heard as both teams were now charging towards each other.

Tobe: (intercom) The first cannon of the ChibaSEn has been fired! And they're off!

Saki was tries to take the student council president's headband, but was blocked by other members of the council.

Ebina was currently chasing down Yui with a sadistic grin on her face as Yui was being carried away, screaming for her life. The members of Hayato's clique were concerned due to Ebina's behavior.

Yamato: (intercom) Look out! We've got the heads of both armies coming to a clash! Miura vs. Yukinoshita!

Looking across from each other, the two leaders are glaring at each other. Yumiko charges though, but her eyes widen as she went past Yukino. Her headband was missing. Yukino only holds the white headband up with a triumphant smirk.

Y/N was amazed. He watched as her hair flowed with the wind. A regal-like atmosphere emitting off of her. A slight blush appears on his face as he has a small smile on his face. Later, the horn was blown again, signifying the red team's victory.

Ooka: (intercom) Incredible technique! A victory for the red team!

Y/N and Hachiman were now standing in front of their tent. Their event was about to begin. The green-eyed boy was looking at Hachiman's hand, which had a white bandage in his hand.

Y/N: You're really going to use that?

Hachiman: It'll give us an advantage.

Y/N: Not that it is a pretty good strategy, they may cancel the win.

Hachiman: That's if we're found out.

Y/N: You do realize that thousands of people are watching us, right?

They hear two footsteps coming near them, looking to see Yukinoshita and Yuigahama walking towards them.

Hachiman: Good work.

Yukino: We're counting on you two.

Yui: It's all yours, Hikky, L/N-san.

Hachiman: Yeah, no pressure.

Now, Yumiko, Hina, and Saki were on the announcer's position as it was the boys turn.

Yumiko: (intercom) Next, the boys will "bring down the pole."

Hachiman: Pretty normal for one of Ebina's ideas.

Y/N: Not only that, we have to be over the top with how happy we are.

Hachiman: Why did we agree to that idea?

Y/N: Why are you asking me?

They could hear the perverted giggle of Ebina from the speakers.

Ebina: (intercom) B-Boys getting on top of each other to bring a pole down! H-How lewd!

Y/N: (sigh) She's a yaoi to the core.

Then a loud bang occurred. Y/N had looked over to the booth to see Saki with a look of disbelief as Yumiko had smacked Ebina with the microphone. Y/N chuckles, but soon regains his bored look as he returns his attention to what was in front of him.

Hikigaya was blushing slightly as Y/N had a look saying, "What the hell?"

Saika: Hachiman!

Hachiman: Totsuka? Why are you wearing that?

Saika: Th-They said the team captain had to be a sports club captain, so...do I look weird?

The cute expression from Saika was enough for Hachiman to submit to it. Aside from Y/N, Totsuka's feminine charm had affected all the boys.

Hachiman: (light blush) You look great. Not weird at all.

Y/N: The weird one here is you.

Hachiman: Shut up!

Saika: That's a relief.

Zaimokuza: I have witnessed the moment when a man falls in love.

Y/N: (sigh) You and Ebina were made for each other. If not, it's like you guys are long lost siblings. Hell, you guys might as well be.

Ebina: (intercom) First, let's introduce the captains of both teams. On the white team, we've got the Soccer Team Captain, Hayato Hayama-kun! On the red team, we've got the Tennis Team Captain, Saika Totsuka-kun!

While the white team was well assembled, Y/N, Hachiman, Saika, and Zaimokuza turn around to see that their own team weren't motivated at all. 

Hachiman: Zaimokuza, I've got a plan.

Zaimokuza: Let's hear it.

Hikigaya discreetly whispers into his ear, Zaimokuza nodding with understanding.

Zaimokuza: All right, understood! Leave it to me! (looks to red team) Attention, maggots! Our captain speaks to you!

Saika: (shyly) U-Um...I'm the red team captain, Saika Totsuka. L-Let's do our best, everyone!

Zaimokuza: Our enemy is but one man, Hayato Hayama! Do we allow that repulsively handsome face steal our victory like he did our pride? No! I shall not! Never! I do not want to feel as wretched as he has made me again! I do not want put on a pleasant smile whenever he talks to me! I do not want to move aside to open a path for him when we pass in the halls! What of you, men!?

The other members give off an unenthusiastic cheer.

Zaimokuza: Then stand, men! Now is the time to awaken! Rise, my people!

Now they were motivated, cheering out loudly as the boys of the red team were rallying together.

Zaimokuza: (smug) What did you think?

Hachiman: Yeah, pretty good. You were so gross, everyone's eyes were on you.

Zaimokuza: G-Gross?

Hachiman: All according to plan. Now...

Hiratsuka stood at the middle, outside of the field as she had a gun pointed to the air to set the signal.

The two teams stood across from each other, both bearing grins on their faces. Shizuka shoots the gun and the crowd screams, the two teams charging at each other.

Ebina: (intercom) And they're off! Boys getting in top of other boys to bring down the other boys' pole! Offense and defense! Each army plunging hard into the other! We've got an early offensive from the white team!

Saika starts to back, fearing he was going to be tackled, but one of their teammates jump in the way, shielding the white team members from attacking the red team's leader.

Saika: Sorry...

Red Member: I'll do anything for you, Captain!

Saika: (shyly look away) Thanks.

The members of the red and white team that were in the vicinity of Saika were entranced by his charms. It was so effective that the people fainted on to the ground, smiles on their faces as if they witnessed the cutest thing ever.

Saika: A-Are you okay!?

Red Member: S-So cute...

Hachiman: Looks like the red team boys are all retards.

Y/N: Nah, you would be like that too if Totsuka-san used his charms on you.

Hachiman: (thoughts) ...He's not wrong.

Using the distraction that Zaimokuza and Saika were doing, Hachiman takes out the white bandage that sat in his pocket, tying it around his forehead. Y/N distances himself from the other black-haired boy, casually making his way towards the white team's pole.

Thanks to his disguise, Hachiman was able to get through unnoticed, except Hayama and his three friends.

Hayato: Sup? I knew you'd come.

Hachiman: Hayame.

Hayato: Plus, you aren't the only one we got cornered.

Hachiman looks to where Hayato was pointing, seeing Y/N was being blocked from all sides by white team members.

Meanwhile, Zaimokuza was flailing around on the ground, acting as if he was dying, losing lots of blood.

Hayato: (points to head) That bandage...did you hurt your head?

Hikigaya grins as Hayama had saw through his plan. Seeing as there was no reason of keeping it on, he takes it off.

Hachiman: There's always been something wrong with my head.

Hayato: Zaimokuza-kun, was it? It was a good plan, as far as making him a decoy goes. But there's no way I wouldn't keep an eye out for you.

Hachiman: Don't think too highly of me, now.

Hayato: Don't hate me for this. We're fighting your grandstand play with teamwork.

Hachiman: You mean "the tyranny of the masses."

Hayato: I'm not one for dysphemisms. I'm just mobilizing my army.

As two white team members were going to put their hands on Hachiman's shoulders, Hikigaya raises his arms up as if he was surrendering, confusing Hayato.

Hayato: Surrendering?

Hachiman: No. (grins) Zaimokuza!

All of sudden, Zaimokuza comes out of a dust cloud, barreling towards the white team's pole. The white team members, including Hayato, try to stop the big boi, but overly shocked by the sudden play that occurred.

Hachiman: If you're mobilizing an army, I'm mobilizing one man!

Hayato: A decoy for the decoy!? Shoot! Guys, help!

Tobe: You're not getting past me!

Yamato: Just try it if you can!

Ooka: I hope you're ready!

Zaimokuza: Zaimokuza...crusher!

Taking on the three that attempt to stop him, he plows through and jumps towards the white team's pole. He touches it, and it comes crashing down.

Y/N was on the side, taking off his headband as he puts one hand on his hip.

Y/N: (grins) ...Those idiots.

Timeskip-Service Club Room

Yukino: ...I never imagined we'd lose.

Yui: Yeah. I never thought we'd get disqualified.

Yukino: We could've won if someone didn't do something stupid with his headband.

Hachiman: Well, sorry. I didn't think anyone was watching.

Y/N: I did tell you that thousands were watching us. (sigh) Not even Nii-san vouching for us could save us the win. 

Yui: A tone of people were watching you.

Yukino: Yes. I was wondering what you were going to do when you pulled out that bandage.

Yui: Oh! You were watching too!

Yukino: (blushes slightly) Coincidentally. 

Hachiman: What were you watching me for?

Yui: W-Well, you know, Meguri-senpai was really happy.

Yukino: But losing an athletics festival is unexpectedly frustrating.

Y/N: Whatever. At least it was interesting in the end. Let's just win next year.

Yui: Yeah! Let's win next year!

Yukino: (smiles) Yes. Next year.

Hachiman: Who says we'll be on the same team next year?

Yui: Why do you always have to say stuff like that?

Y/N: He's not wrong.

Yukino: Yes. It might be interesting if you're my enemy.

Yui: And now Yukinon's suddenly motivated!? It's going to be so much fun!

Yukino: Yes.

Yui: Wanna go somewhere on the way home?

Hachiman: (thoughts) The day after a festival is a festival like any other.

Yukino: Okay.

Hachiman: (thoughts) There are things you can't do over in life. But, whether you like it or not, life goes on, and one day high school will be over. And so their festival will never end.

Y/N was looking at the other three, closing his eyes as a small smile appearing on his face.

Y/N: (thoughts) Friends...huh? Yeah...this is nice.

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And with that, season one is over. I'll be doing a week from this, so the uploads will resume next week on Saturday or Sunday as I want to focus on other books that I haven't finished. Plus, I still need to watch season three so once I get around there, I can start thinking of ideas on how to go about the chapters. Anyway, hope you all enjoyed this chapter. Stay safe out there.

-okami