"Oooooh!" You heard your boyfriend Elmer sigh as he walked in through the door and hang his hat on the stand.

 " something wrong babe? " you ask in a sort of jokingly concerned tone. You knew what the issue was.

 "I can't catch that pesky wabbit!" You rolled your eyes. The dude wasted his life trying to get bugs.

 "Want to talk about it?" You ask as you sit yourself on the seat.

 "No" he lies as he throws himself on the seat.

 "Ok then, but I'll be here if you need me" you say as you get up. He looked pretty stressed so you decided a massage was a good idea.

you got behind him and started massaging his half head back and forth gently.

 "Hey!" He cried . "What's the big...oooh that feels good!" You let out a small laugh as you heard this. " Really? Better than chasing that pesky wabbit? " you imitated him.

 "Yes! Oh, please, keep going aaaah" 

You never heard another word about bugs all night after that.