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@corpse_husband

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corpse_husband Thanks for 1M on insta u lil freaks. Here's a strand of my hair. #onlystrands #onlyhands #corpsehusband

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bettybb_: love u king

facewritten: 2 strands next time

chloee.giselle: your hot

lorelai: wait i wanna make you a bracelet now
     ↳ corpse_husband: do it
     ↳ lorelai: send me ur wrist size
     ↳ corpse_husband: how do i find that
     ↳ lorelai: idk maybe a ruler

davidinnite: yooo pog man

deddyisesus: agoraphobic is such a banger corpse

valerie.newsmen_: im so proud of you, you don't even know 🥺🥺

diablo: i can clone u with this

TWITTER !

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Corpse Husband | corpse_husband
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LETS GO BABY!! #onlystrands
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wandernlvst: i hope you know this is fucking insane. we'll still do it, but it's still fucking crazy

corpsenotfound: LETS LETS GO WERE AT NUMBER 2

lazyafdog: i love you

georgia118: this is what i like to see

lorelai: what colors do you want on your bracelet? #onlystrands
     ↳ corpse_husband: your choice #onlystrands
     ↳ lorelai: no u choose #onlystrands
     ↳ corpse_husband: orange #onlystrands

occtulousriftf: YAYAYAYAYAYAY

corpsiesbabyyy: that's so pog bubba x

dennislulla8: #onlystrands

YOUTUBE !
23:02

ONE NOTIFICATION FROM DISCORD !

LORELAI'S REFRIGERATOR
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lorelai   Today at 23:24
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twitch.tv/lorelai

CLIP FROM LORELAI !
"logic, valkyrae, and lorelai sing corpse's song"

"It's all good, bro," Logic reassures, "just choke me like you hate me but you love me."

Rae, Corpse, and Lorelai all burst into laughter, big smiles on the girls' faces as they Logic recites Corpse's lyrics. The two girls and Corpse had been talking privately before starting their streams about random things, and during that time they had learned that Logic was one of Corpse's biggest inspirations. Hearing him sing Corpse's lyrics were filling the two girls with an overwhelming amount of pride.

"Not- not Logic reciting my lyrics, oh no," Corpse says, the obvious excitement in his tone making Lorelai's smile grow wider.

"Just choke me like you hate me-" Logic sings, trailing off as Corpse's giggling grew.

"But you love me, lowkey wanna date me," Rae continues after a beat of silence.

Lorelai's smile is massive as she finishes, "when you fuck me."

CLIP FROM LORELAI !
"lorelai covers for logic"

"Wait, what if it's Bobby?" Lorelai wonders as she empties the garbage chute in storage. They weren't playing with proximity chat as getting Bobby (or Logic) to set it up might be asking a bit too much, so Lorelai was back to awkwardly narrating her tasks as a crew mate to a chat she couldn't read. "I don't think I could bring myself to vote him out. Keanu Reeves is an absolute banger of a song."

She closes out of the finished task and moves into electrical. Logic is there next to a dead body, just standing and doing absolutely nothing. Lorelai slaps a hand over her mouth and leans back in her chair. Eventually Bobby reports the body, and everyone unmutes themselves.

"Guys, I think it's me," Lorelai immediately covers.

The lobby begins laughing.

"Why?" Rae questions.

"I don't know, I think I have a knife on me," Lorelai bullshits. "You'll be safer without me. It's gotta be me."

CLIP FROM LORELAI !
"imposter nerves w/ logic"

"Oh my God," Lorelai nervously giggles as her screen reads 'imposter'. "It's me and Logic. Oh my God."

They spawn into the cafeteria and Lorelai looks at her chat with a panicked look.

"I don't want to let him down or mess up," she admits. "We've gotta try-hard this."

Unfortunately, try-harding meant killing Corpse first, and the first thing Lorelai heard when the round ended and everyone respawned in the lobby was the mock-disappointed voice of Corpse asking Lorelai why she had done it.

CLIP FROM SYKKUNO !
"lorelai????"

"I'm sitting in my backyard, actually," Lorelai laughs, shoving another piece of tortellini into her mouth as she sat curled up on a chaise lounge with a blanket wrapped around her.

"It's still snowing, isn't it?" Corpse asks.

Lorelai nods. Snow still coated everything, but the snow had slowed to a light flurry that was just barely mellow enough for Lorelai to sit outside. "Yes sir."

"Go inside!" Rae exclaims. "You're gonna catch a cold."

Lorelai tuts, "but I'm built different." And wearing two sweatshirts and three blankets.

"She's already delirious," Toast teases.

Sykkuno was the only one still streaming, and it had changed from an Among Us stream to a chill Valorant stream with only Corpse, Rae, and Toast. Lorelai was still sitting in the call, however, just eating her food and sitting in her backyard at half three in the morning.

"Wait, it's also like really late for you, isn't it?" Sykkuno asks.

"Princess, go to bed," Corpse teases, coaxing warm laughter from the rest of the call.

Lorelai snuggles into her hoodie more. "I don't think I will, actually."

"Rory, I'm gonna kick you from the call and you're gonna go to bed," Rae laughs, the other three streamers saying quick goodbyes amidst Lorelai's protests.

The noise of someone leaving the call sounds out, and Sykkuno looks at his chat with his hand over his mouth. "Oh, Jesus."

@lorelai

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lorelai mentally singing man or muppet

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gabsmolders: pretty girl 🥺

froot_jewce: you

ethanbde69: hmu bbg

valkyrae: im a lorelai stan first and a human second
     ↳ lorelai: all of my love 💘💞💖💝💗💓💕

jadiewadiebaby: blank staring girl

itsmarziapie: cutie ☺️
     ↳ lorelai: i knew you were my favorite 🥺
     ↳ pewdiepie: damn okay

fahrendgai: am i a man or am i a muppet
     ↳ boohoocwaker: ✨am i a muppet✨
     ↳ lexerbeckers: if im a muppet then im a very manly muppet
     ↳ boohoocwaker: ✨very manly muppet✨

cash1money2mooves3: dude ily