CHAPTER SEVEN:
high school musical: the dance party

ned
what a wonderful
time to be alive

ned
the sun is shining

harry potter
dude it's been raining for five days

ned
the birds are singing

harry potter
choking on gasoline*

ned
the tea is brewing

harry potter

ned
ah, you'll be pleased to know
that i too have pictures to send

harry potter
will i really

ned
nope but i'll do it anyway

ned

ned
hello kimi

harry potter

ned
aw don't be so childish, kimi

ned
i expect more from the captain
of the robotics club

[ned changed harry potter's
name to kimi]

kimi

ned
is this why you hate spider-man

ned
i know peter was your best
member

ned
the fact that he quit to be a
superhero must really suck for you

kimi
THAT'S WHY HE QUIT??

kimi
HE SAID HE QUIT TO
DO A STARK INTERNSHIP

kimi
WHAT A BITCH

kimi
oh wait

ned
yeah take your time

kimi

ned

kimi
yes, the footage i have of you
dancing to high school musical
supports that statement

ned
oh shoot i forgot you
have access to that

kimi
you know what the best
part of that video is

kimi
there is no evidence of it
being recorded by a super suit

kimi
which means i can fully
well put it on instagram
without leaking anyone's
identity

ned
first of all, don't you dare

ned
second of all, i thought you
hated spider-man??

ned
why do you care about
protecting his identity?

kimi
i don't

kimi
i'm just not an asshole

ned
well...

kimi

kimi
bitch please

kimi
i am a fucking DELIGHT

ned
yes and your endless
amount of gun-related
memes support THAT statement

kimi
fine

kimi
you win

ned
what

kimi
i said you win :)

ned
but i never win
[read 3:26]

ned
DID YOU JUST POST MY
HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL
DANCE PARTY VIDEO ON
YOUR INSTAGRAM

kimi
kinda seems like you
already know the answer
to that one

ned
WHY WOULD
YOU DO THAT TO ME

ned
YOU JUST KILLED MY
SOCIAL STATUS

kimi
put it out of its misery*

ned
KIMI ZHUANG
THIS IS WAR
[read 3:45]