Heyo! It's time to answer so questions my dudes.

Some things before that:

1. If you see a "(?x)" next to a question, it means that the question was asked a few times. That does not necessarily mean that it was an exactly the same question, it means that the answer woulf have been the same.

2. 2899 words only for questions.. 3276 words for answers.... the things I do for y'all...

3. If you see mistakes, don't blame me. I am tired.

ANYWAY LET'S GET IT POPPIN'!

Oikawa

· Would you like to have a family with Iwaizumi? What will happen to you if your parents kick you out?

Well first, I'm not sure yet. Me and Iwaizumi aren't even officially dating yet. And... I live on my own, I have for a few years now, how are they gonna kick me out of my own house?

· How do you get your hair so fluffy looking?

Lots of conditioner!

· How do you think your parents will react? (3x)

I know for sure they won't like it, but they'll have to deal with it.

· Why did you fall in love with Miko anyway?

Now that I look back, I don't think I was ever THAT in love with her. I was just used to her, it felt right at the time to be with her.

· Squirrel

Goat

· Will you ever forgive Miko for what she did?

I'm not even mad. I mean, I cheated too, didn't I?

· How will you deal with Miko and your relationship with her?

Hmmm.. our relationship is over, so I guess Ill just let her go wherever he wants to. What she does is non of my business.

· How much do you love Iwa-chan?

You have no idea. I was never in love! Iwaizumi is LITERALLY my first love! He makes me feel so.. special..
· Will you or Iwaizumi propose?

We aren't even dating yet, but...

· Would you actually kick Miko out or would you help her find a new place?

She has places to go, I'll just help her pack.

· Would you turn down a threesome with Iwaizumi and Kuroo?

I don't do threesomes. Kuroo does, I don't.

· When did you realize you love Iwaizumi?

That day when I realized how he looked at me. He looked at me as if I was the most precious thing in the whole world and.. for the first time in my life I thought that maybe I have feelings for him instead of Miko.

· Favorite thing about Iwaizumi's personality?

His two sides. When he's working or is around Makki and Mattsun, he's serious, but when we're alone - he's different. One time I pretended to be sleeping on the couch, he fixed my hair, carried me upstairs and gave me a peck on the cheek.. so sweet of him.

· What is the cutest thing Iwaizumi has ever done for you?

BREAKFAST IN BED PLUS A CUTE UNICORN PLUSHIE!!!! now that I think about it, we might have gone on a date that day, maybe it wasn't just "shopping".

· How long do you usually take to prep in the morning? (2x)

It takes time to look this good! Brush my teeth, take a shower, wash my whole body and hair, use a face mask, comb my hair and style it, a little bit of that popping highlighter and I'm ready to go.

· Do you still think you're gay or are you gay?

I think I'm 100% gay.

· What would you give to be with Iwaizumi?

Anything. I don't know what would happen if he actually didn't love me...

· You're on fire baby like damn you go b

Thanks bae 💕

· Okay, so we all know you have serious feelings for Iwaizumi. How will you announce this? (3x)

First, I'd like to officially get with Iwaizuni, but I'm too shy to actually confess. If we fo get together, I'll go around telling everyone!

· What kind of life would you like to live with Iwaizumi?

A long and happy one.

· What will you do if your parents disown you?

Deal with it. I was never really loved that much, so.

· Do you like soy milk?

It's aight.

· Fuck, marry, kill: Iwaizumi, Kuroo, Bokuto?

Marry Iwaizumi, kiss Kuroo and kill Bokuto.

· Describe Iwaizumi's personality in 3 words.

Caring, loving, perfect.

· Since you and Miko cancelled your wedding, will you marry Iwaizumi instead?

If he wants me to.

· Who would you let cut your hair: Makki or Mattsun?

Mattsun. I wouldn't trust Makki with a crayon.

· When are you gonna marry Iwaizumi?

When he asks me to.

· What is your biggest achievement?

My company!

· DID YOU FORGET IWAIZUMI SAID HE WOULD GIVE US A POLE DANCE? YOU MUST REMEMBER!

He said that? (A/n Oikawa doesn't know this)

· If you could, would you wear a skirt?

I prefer pants. I like to know that no part of my lower body is showing.

· What was the name of the maid before Iwaizumi? Why did she leave?

Her name was Ayumi! She left because she found a husband who could support her financially, also her husband didn't like the idea of her working in a house with three men.

· Would you adopt kids with Iwaizumi?

Yeah! But not now, I'm still a bit too young to care for a child, I think.

· So what does the future hold for you and Iwaizumi? Gonna get married? Move in somewhere? Kids? (2x)

I don't know, let's hope it holds good things! As for the move question, I was thinking of moving somewhere else.

· Why is everyone gay in my eyes?

Maybe you have that Gay Vision?

· Would you ever want your money back from all the things you bought for Miko?

Nah, she can keep it.

· How does it feel to be free? What is your least favorite thing about Iwaizumi?

It feels amazing! And let me think... maybe the fact that he refuses to act cute..

· What are you gonna do with your parents now that you broke up with Miko?

Come clean, accept their answer, ignore them if I need to.

Iwaizumi

· If Oikawa was sad, how would you cheer him up? In a sweet way, or in a sexy way? Please elaborate.

In a cute way. I can only be sexy at certain times. Maybe take him on a cute date, cuddle maybe?

· Have you ever imagined an alternative reality where you play volleyball?

Sounds boring, I don't think I would like to play volleyball.

· Who's your bias in BTS?

Don't have one.

· Why are you so hot?

Ask my mom.

· When do you think you and Oikawa will be completely comfortable with eachother? Or do you think you're comfortable enough?

I think we need some alone time, spending more time together would help us.

· What will you do about Miko and her relationship with Oikawa? How do you think Oikawa will deal with it?

I won't do anything, Oikawa will handle it himself. I'll only do something if he wants me to. And I think he will do great, he's not the person he was six months aho anymore.

· If you propose, how will you do so?

Not now, and I have no clue yet.

· Do you have a younger brother you could court me with?

I have a 2 year old sister and an 12 year old brother.. so, not really good choices.

· Will you adopt me?

Ask Oikawa.

· How do you find time to work out, like seriously?

Mornings and evenings! Usually mornings.

· Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and saviour, Dwayne The Rock Johnson?

Please continue.

· What would you do if Oikawa's parents hurt him?

I don't think they would, but if they did I would protect him.

· Do you keep in touch with your mates from France?

Not really, they don't speak English that well.

· Have Makki and Mattsun try to dress up the dogs yet?

Yes.. Makki ordered custom made Avengers costumes for dogs.

· So, when are you gonna go all the way with Oikawa?

Sooner than you think.

· Have you ever imagined Oikawa being taller than you?

That would be awkward, I think. But wouldn't really matter.

· Even though Mattsun and Makki annoy you sometimes, you still love them like bros, don't you?

Hate to admit it, but yes.

· Why can you drink drinks but can't food food?

Don't make me think.

·Please adopt me once you marry Oikawa.

I mean, sure?.. nah, just kidding.

· Ever gonna give Oikawa that pole dance? (2x)

Depends on the mood.

· How you feeling about this relationship with Oikawa? Do you think it's gonna last?

Yeah, I think it's gonna last!

· If you weren't a butler, would you consider being a hitman?

...maybe.

· What kind of life would you like to live with Oikawa?

A long and peaceful one.

· How are you gonna ask Oikawa out? (2x)

Not sure yet, let me think.

·How would you react if you were Oikawa, and you were the one stuck with Miko?

If I was him, I would have left her a while ago. I notice details, and she had been cheating on him for some time for sure.

· What do you love about Oikawa? What is your least favorite thing that he does?

I just love him. His personality, his looks. We're very compatible. Least favorite thing? Probably the fact that he falls asleep everywhere!

· How do you put up with the meme team?

I don't even know, I don't wanna know.

· From the scale from 1 to 1000, how much do you want the Oikawa booty?

Once again, depends on the mood. Currently about 579.

· How did you become such a hot piece of ass?

Ask my parents, they are the reason I have such genes.

· In an alternative universe, would you be a gangster or a kingpin?

Neither. I'd love to try and be in that universe where I play volleyball.

· Why are you and Oikawa so damn adorable?

He's the adorable one, though.

· What attracted you to Oikawa the most? What is his most redeeming quality?

I guess how hard-working he is. I always loved people who do their best to get what they want, who work towards their dreams and Oikawa is exactly like that.

· What would you do if Oikawa lost every last penny?

Help him find a job of course.

· Do you ever feel like killing Mattsun and Makki?

Sometimes.

· Do you want to have children with Oikawa?

I think it's too early for that.

· How do you feel now that Oikawa has ended things with Miko?

Honestly? I feel great! I didn't like her at all.

· SO MUCH SHIT HAPPENED IN SUCH A SHORT PERIOD OF TIME HOW ARE YOU FEELING BECAUSE I AM LOSING MY SHIT

I am feeling good, thank you.

Matsukawa

· Send memes please
No, ask Makki.

· Kiss, marry, kill: Makki, Iwaizumi's abs, Thor.

WHY WOULD YOU GIVE ME THOSE OPTIONS????!!

· If you had to be surgically attached to one person who a whole year, who would you choose? (Makki is off limits)

Iwaizumi. Imagine all the fun.

· Would you marry Makki?

Yes, and I will.

· If you had to change one thing about Makki, what would you change?

His obsession with pink things. I don't mind, but jesus our room is turning into a storage of pink things.

· Who would be your best man at your wedding?

Oikawa. I've known him the longest, I trust him.

· Who would you rather marry: Makki or Shrek?

Shrek is already married though...

· Who ya' gonna call?

Free real estate.

· On a scale from 1-10 how dank are you feeling right now? (A/n Hexxxa I didn't include the whole list because it's too long xD)

9, Gordon Ramsey memes.

· Please get married to Makki

Give me time, Iwaizumi has yet to ask Oikawa out.

· What is the most dankest meme you've ever seen?

I have no clue, I've seen to many!

· Have you ever gotten mad at Makki before?

Of course I have. We're a couple, we argue.

· On a scale from 1-100 how much do you love Makki and his weird habits?

101

· If ketchup is just sauce, does that mean raw sauce is ketchup?

Mans not hot
And yes

· Would you sacrifice your relationship with Makki for Iwaizumi and Oikawa?

No way. I'd sacrifice everything else, but I will never give up Makki.

· How much are you willing to sacrifice for the sake of Makki?

Literally anything, I'd set the world on fire for him.

· If you and Makki could go anywhere, where would you go?

Makki wants to go on a trip to Argentina, so there I guess?

· How did you guys put KuroKen together?

Kuroo was head over heels for Kenma, so me and Makki started arranging these meetings for them, so Kenma gets used to him. They became friends, and then we kinda let Kuroo do his thing of flirting and there they were, kissing behind the building.

· Will you ever give in and listen to kpop?

I already do. Makki made me.

· What is the most random thing you and Makki have done?

Buying 10,000 tiny bath ducks and throwing them into the pool.

· How many IwaOi fics have you written yourself?

Not as many as I would like to.

· Favorite thing about Makki.

Him.

· Why are you so beautiful? Do you always top or do you reverse sometimes?

I try to look my best, and I never bottom. Makki could never be a top.

· Do you have an album on your phone specifically for pictures of Oikawa and Iwaizumi?

I had to transfer it into my laptop, because it took up too much space..

· When are you gonna pop the big question?

When Iwaizumi pops the big question.

· On a scale from 1-10, how much do you love Makki?

100000000000

Hanamaki

· What do you like the most about Mattsun?

The fact that he puts up with all my bullshit

· If you could have any hairstyle, what would you get?

I always wanted rainbow hair, like, imagine how cool it would look on me!

· Hmu with memes

Ask Mattsun.

· Kiss, marry, kill: Matsukawa, all GOT7 members, all the puppies?

I refuse to answer this one, I'd make Matsukawa marry all GOT7 members, kiss the puppies and kill myself.

· Who's your GOT7 bias?

Mark Tuan! I love him, he's so amazing!

· Would you marry Mattsun?

Anytime

· What would be the name of your first adopted child?

Already answered this before, but Hajime. We would name him Hajime and show him off.

· What's your favorite meme? (2x)

Currently it's Thanksgiving memes

· Have your parents met Mattsun?

Yes, my parents have met him, I have met his parents. We have supportive families, so that's really good.

· Do we really exist? Or are we all just in Sims 89?

That would explain why I couldn't walk out the rokm when a box was in front of the door.

· Pink choco cupcakes or pink choco brownies?

Cupcakes, I have bad memories with brownies if we're being honest.

· Do you play Mystic Messenger?

FUCKING ZEN ROUTE. HE CALLED ME, WHILE I WAS WITH MATTSUN, AND I ANSWERED AND MATTSUN THOUGHT I WAS CHEATING.

· How many pink stuff do you own?

I don't think I own that much...

· Kiss, marry, kill: Oikawa, Iwaizumi, Mattsun?

Marry Mattsun, make Oikawa and Iwaizumi kiss, then kill myself again. Why are you making me do this...

· Do you have all the memes? Are you the meme lord?

I am a meme supreme lord, or supmeme lord for short.

· What kpop bands do you listen to?

Well, I listen to BTS, GOT7, EXO, TWICE, Red Velvet, BlackPink, recently started listening to Monsta X.

· I love you

I love you too kind stranger.

· If one day Mattsun disappeared without a trace, what would you do?

Dedicate the rest of my life to find out what happened to him.

· Which puppy is your favorite?

Loki! His eyes are different colors! And he's the fluffiest.

·Sorry, but you always give me a sense that there is old sorrow burried inside of you? Are you really happy? With Mattsun and all?

I am really happy with Mattsun, he takes care of me and loves me. Everything that happened before him should stay in the shadows.

· Favorite kpop group?

BgA!!! BOYS generally ASIAN!!

· Favorite food?

Pizza, pizza all the way.

· Favorite BTS member?

Hoseok! He's been my bias since day one, I love him so much I would give my whole life saving to him.

· Favorite anime

That one anime with colorful fairy boys, who's boss is this pink animal.

·  If we are both twins, are we the same? Are you sure you're not me in another body? Because you are the male version of me!

Hello sister.

· You still got that floral shirt from a few months ago?

I keep all my clothes, I never throw them out. And now that Miko is moving out, I'll monopolize her closet.

· Do you think you're ready for marriage with Mattsun?

Yeah! We have been dating for years!

· Are you and Mattsun gonna stay in the house and work with the golden boys?

As long as Oikawa doesn't kick us out. We will have to leave eventually, I think.

· Do you ever want children? If so, how many?

Like 10, please.

Miko (a/n clearly some of you didn't read the rules I left. I had to skip or change like 1/8 of questions)

· Why did you cheat? You were the luckiest girl on the planet to have Oikawa, were you not satisfied with having everything?

Yes, I had everything, but Oikawa didn't pay attention to me! Plus, cheating isn't that bad.

· What do you think about Oikawa being gay? (4x)

He's just imagining it, I'm sure.

· What would you do if Oikawa burned all your dresses in front of you?

He wouldn't do that, he's too much of a gentleman.

· Why are you using Oikawa's wealth for your own selfish needs?

Every lady deserves to be treated like a queen, I was just taking my fair change.

· Will you ever change?

I don't need to change, I'm perfect already.

· What is your favorite thing Oikawa has bought you?

He bought me a necklace full of diamonds for my birthday.

· When are you gonna leave?

I will never leave!

· Do you have a heart or no?

Everybody does, dumb question.

· What will you do if Oikawa breaks up with you?

He's just saying that, watch him come back to me weeks later begging for forgiveness.

· Did your parents ever teach you that being selfish and a liar is a bad thing?

Of course they did, but they were the same, so why should I listen to lies?

·How long have you been lying to Oikawa?

...for about 5 months.

· How long have you been seeing the other guy? What does he have that Oikawa can't provide you?

I've known him for a few days, we met at a restaurant. And he provides me with sexual pleasure, something Oikawa doesn't provide me with.

· What was the real reason you wanted to get married to Oikawa?

Inheritance.

· What happened to you in the past? Were you born like this?

I was born this perfect, unlike his assistants or even Tooru himself, they have yet to learn what being perfect means.

· Did you ever actually love Oikawa or was it just money? (2x)

Hmph, I won't answer this.

· How long have you been cheating? (2x)

I don't think it's cheating if I'm simply getting something Oikawa doesn't give me. But 5 months.

· What was the first thing you thought when you saw Oikawa?

He was wearing a nice suit.

· Are you okay with people being gay?

No. Relationships should be between a man and woman, not two men.

· Who was the guy you were woohoo-ing? (3x)

Some guy I met at the restaurant, he bought me a new bag, so why not.

· Were you willing to overlook Oikawa being with Iwaizumi, if you still got Oikawa's money?

No, never. He has to pay attention to me!

· Did you ever think Oikawa was gay?

No, never! And he isn't!

· Favorite type of snack?

I prefer fruits.

· Not a question, but from what I've heard you're being roasted pretty hard.

Hmph, no I'm not.

· What was your reaction when Oikawa said "Honey, I think I'm gay"?

I was a bit shocked, but he's just lying to himself. He probably has never even kissed a guy, how would he know?!

· Why you gotta golddig?

I don't like that term.

· Who are you planning to go to now that Oikawa has left you?

He'll invite me back a few weeks later, so for now I'll stay at some guys' place.

· Was there a moment you actually loved someone?

Yes, I have always loved myself.

· Did you ever flirt with Akaashi?

Who's Akaashi? Is he rich?

· Was your first time with Oikawa? How did it go?

Yes, he was. I wanted us to have a good relationship as soon as possible, so I made him do it with me when we were 17 years old. He belongs to me!

· Would you marry Iwaizumi even if he doesn't have money?

No, but I would like to sleep with him.

· How do you feel about Oikawa cheating on you with another guy?

I don't think he's cheating on me, he's just trying to get rid of me for now. He'll come back to me soon.

· You don't like dogs, do you like cats?

I don't like animals.

Kuroo

· What is the first thing you do when you're alone with Kenma?

Cuddle! Hug! He's usually not that enthusiastic.

· How do you feel about Miko?

Ugh, can she die?

· Who's better to talk to about something important: Kenma or Bokuto?

Kenma! He actually listens to me!

· Favorite designer brand?

I have to go with Balenciaga, but Saints Laurent isn't bad too.

· Do you love Kenma? Are you gay?

Of course I love Kenma! And I am gay as hell, pretty much half of the company is gay.

· Do you like pudding?

Hmm, it's good.

· What's the angriest you've ever seen Kenma?

He threw a pan at me...

· If you magically turned into a cat, what would you first do?

Lick myself, then wonder why I became a cat.

· Thoughts on Oikawa's and Iwaizumi's relationship?

OTP alert!!!

· Ohohohoho?

Ohoho?

· Fashion advice?

Make sure colors match. If colors match, you can pull off a lot of outfits.

· What was your first impression of Oikawa?

I was looking forward to working for him, and he was really polite and nice!

· What is it like working for Oikawa?

Oh, it's great! Especially since I'm doing something I like to do!

· How can you get along with Kenma? You have such different personalities.

Opposites attract, my dear.

· arE YOU WITH SMOL PUDDING HEAD?

I never realized he looks like pudding.

· You gotta bae, or nah?

Taken, fam.

· BRO, ARE YOU GONNA GET WITH TSUKKI?

What does my ex have to do with this?

· What would happen if Bokuto took Kenma from you?

No more Bokuto.

· Are you in love with Kenma, Bokuto or someone else? Do you own a cat? What do you think of Bokuto?

I am in love with Kenma, I do own a cat, Bokuto is my best bro.

· Do you like cats?

Yes, of course! I have two!

Bokuto

· What is your guilty pleasure?

Watching "How is it made?"

· Kuroo or Akaashi? (2x)

Akaashi, he's so amazing. But Kuroo is my best bro, he would understand.

· Do you enjoy your job when Akaashi isn't involved?

Yes! You might think being in sales department is boring, but I get to yell at people for no reason.

· Do you love Akaashi?

Of course I do.

· Where and how did you get an Akaashi, where can I get one?

He's limited edition, one of a kind.

· On a scale from from 1-infinity how much do you love Akaashi? (2x)

Infinity + 1

· What is the weirdest thing Kuroo has ever done?

He carried spaghetti in his pocket, to see how long it would take Oikawa to notice. He didn't.

· How deep is your bromance with Kuroo?

Deep enough.

· How did you get a man like Akaashi?

I wish I knew. I guess I'm just too charming.

· AKKKKKKAAAAASHI IS BEAAAUTIFULLLL RIIIGHT?

YEEEEEEEEEEES

· What was your first impression of Iwaizumi?

"Uh oh, daddy alert"

· How did you and Kuroo met?

We met here at the company. We were both trying to get the COO position, but Oikawa had other plans for us.

· Did you, Kuroo, Kenma and Akaashi know eachother before working for Oikawa?

I knew Akaashi before, met Kuroo at the company and then later Kuroo introduced me to Kenma. Now we live together and shit.

· Why you get insane when Akaashi started working for the company? Don't you trust him?

I do trust him, I just couldn't believe he actually got a modeling contract! It's been his dream for so long!

· Ohoho?

Oho?

· Oya?

What does that mean?

· Bro, what do you love the most about Akaashi?

How reserved he is. He listens to my rants and always has something good to say back.

· How much do you love Kuroo? Is there anyone or anything you love more than him?

I love Kuroo a lot, but Akaashi is my number one.

· DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THE SUNSHINE CHILD?

Whice one?

· What do you think about Akaashi?

Too many things to say.

Kenma

· Describe Kuroo in three words.

Lazy, annoying, loving.

· Who does the cooking?

Kuroo, I can't really cook.

· Apple or Samsung?

Samsung, but the new iPhone has a great camera, so I'm considering it.

· Do you love Kuroo? (2x)

Yeah.

· How the hell are you still sane after working with Bokuto, Kuroo and Oikawa?

What is sanity?

· Kuroo or games?

I don't play games that much, so Kuroo.

· Cheese has holes. The more cheese, more holes. More holes, less cheese. Therefore, more cheese = less cheese?

Don't make me think.

· What's your favorite game?

Tetris.

· How the heck do you deal with Bokuto, Kuroo and Oikawa at the same time?

I don't, I don't even get close to them at work.

· Do you have cats? If you don't would you adopt some? What names would you give them? (2x)

We have two cats. I named one, his name is Haru. Kuroo named the other one, her name is..... Her Highness Elizabeth The GREAT The Third.

· If you ate pudding, would that be considered cannibalism?

Why would it be cannibalism?

· If you had another job, what would that be?

Cleaning windows.

· How fun is your job?

-.- very.

· Do you like soymilk?

Not a biggest fan.

· Is there are mature character you like or respect in Kuroo?

Yeah. He might be annoying, but he's still very caring.

· Do you play Sims 4?

Sometimes.

· Do you like kpop?

I don't particularly like it, it's not bad, but not my style.

· If you could, would you kill someone?

I would. I really would.

· Hello soft boy, did you buy any games recently?

Soft boy? And no.

· When was the last time you saw the outside world?

This morning. Had a photoshoot in town.

· Are you in a relationship with Kuroo? (2x)

I think that's  obvious.

Akaashi

· Where do you always kiss Bokuto?

Is this a trick question?

· Who is more annoying?
A. Kuroo
B. Bokuto
C. All of the above

I choose C.

· Do you love Bokuto?

Yeah, I do. What kind of question is that?

· How are you so beautiful? (3x)

Thank you! And it's all thanks to my momma and dad.

· When you're having a bad day, what do you do to make it go away?

Eat or draw. Or both!

· Favorite thing about modeling?

I get to wear many different clothes. Oikawa-san's clothing line is very comfortable and pretty.

· How is your relationship with Bokuto?

It's good! I just have to ignore his obsession with golden things.

· Do you approve of Bokuto's and Kuroo's friendship?

How can I not? Me, Kenma, Kuroo and Bokuto live in one mansion, much like Oikawa-san and his assistants, and Iwaizumi-san.

· How beautiful are you on a scale from 1-99? (You cannot say 1 or anything below 98, also Bokuto is the 1 you need)

I don't think I'm very pretty, there are models who are much more bettee looking than me.

· Do you do anything else besides modeling?

I love drawing, I paint in my free time.

· What are your qualifications for a lover?

He has to be caring, loyal, understanding and interesting. Bokuto fits in.

· What made you want to go into modelling? (2x)

When I was younger, I was bullied for my feminine figure. I wanted to prove to my bullies that I am better than them.

· How's your day going?

Pretty well, thank you.

· What caught your attention the most when you first met Bokuto?

How nice he was.

· How did you and Bokuto meet?

At a cafe. There was only one table left and Bokuto let me take it instead, we ended up becoming friendd.

· What is it that you model? (Clothing line?)

Anything Oikawa wants me. And his clothing line usually.

· What is one thing you love and and hate about Bokuto?

I love how lovable he is, but he's too loud.

· I love you too.

Wha-?

· Would you date Oikawa or Iwaizumi?

If Bokuto wasn't here and Oikawa-san didn't have his eyes on Iwaizumi-san, I'd  date Iwaizumi-san.

· Would you ever want to become Bokuto Keiji?

I would.

· Would you want kids with Bokuto?

I think it's a bit too early to think about that.

Hatari (me)

· What inspires you to write?

Usually music, sometimes things that happen around me.

· Good luck and don't always stress yourself, you doing just fine and everyone is always here to support you every day!

Thank you 💚💛❤

· Do you listen to any musicals? Favorite?

WHY WOULD A FELLA WANT A GIRL LIKE HER? A FAIR AND FLUFFY BEEAAAUUUUTY? Rodgers and Hammerstein's Cinderella will always be the best.

· When did you start writing? You're absolutely amazing and I'm curious how long it took you to be this good.

I've been writing for three years? Four? My first fanfic was a Larry Stylinson fanfic, then I wrote a NaruHina fanfic, and then I moved to Haikyuu. Even if you were to read my fanfic from last year, you'd see how much I improved.

· Who's your bias?

IM JAEBUM.

· How did you come up with the idea for this book? (3x)

I answered this before, but I was originally gonna write a fanfic about Oikawa hiring a chef for a party, but I decided to write about a butler.

· How do you get inspiration to write? Every time I try to write I lose it midway, with 45 chapters it must be tough, right?

It's not tough as long as I have ideas.

· chromaconic Did you know that I love you and appreciate you soso much and that I think of you as my big sister???? Did you know I wish you to stay happy and healthy forever & ever???

Thank you dear 💙💜❤💙💛💙💚💜💛👌❤

· Why do you write so good?

I don't think I write that well.

· How many chapters are you planning for this book or is this the end?

As I said, as long as I have ideas. I was thinking about a second book, but we know how that turns out for me.

· How much angst is awaiting for us in the future? (Ps I love your stories and your way of writing)

First, thanks. Second, this fanfic doesn't and won't really have angst.

· How are you so amazing?

I'm not tho?

· How many stories do you have in your drafts? (Also you're one of the greatest authors ever and you work really hard which is appreciated by all your fans)

I had to go back and check. I have 42 drafts. Thank you so much 💙 also, I don't think I have fans xD

· Which one of your stories is your favorite and why?

This one, because it's the one which shows how much I have improved

· First of compliments:
You are so talented in writing
Your humor is on point!
You're really amazing for making this and deserve an award!

Now questions:
How was your week going?
How much do you love kpop from 1-999,999?
Which pairing do you ship the most: IwaOi, Kuroken, BokuAka or MatsuHana?

Thank you so much 💙❤💛💜💚
My week has been tiring. I love kpop so much numbers can't say  and IwaOi.

· Not a question but
You're a truly amazing author and you give every character a very fitting personality to their canon ones. That's one of the things I really love about your books! Hope you're doing great!💕

Thank you so much, you're so sweet 💚💜💛❤💙

· Is this fanfiction gonna end soon?

Dunno

· How are you today?
Feeling good I hope!
Have a great day day!💕

It's 12:30 PM, I have spent 5 hours on this chapter, I am tired .

· What did we do to deserve you?

No no no. What did I do to deserve YOU?

· How can you be such a talented writer and such a great person you are an inspiration

Thank you 💙💙💙💙💙💙

· Since you wrote about Makki liking kpop, do you aswell? If so SEVENTEEN, MONSTA X?

YES I LOVE KPOP I LOVE GOT7 SM AND I AM PLANNING ON LISTENING TO THOSE TWO GROUPS.

· Are you a slut for Doritos?

UH WILD CONFESSION: I have never had Doritos. They don't sell them here.

· How are you today? Did you ever have a case when you couldn't write a story? How do you deal with mental block?

I am tired. Those who have been with me for a long time will know that I have deleted quite a few of my fanfics because I couldn't write them. And I don't even know.

· Ok, so this book is basically one of your most read works. Did you expect it to be this big?

No, not at all. I thought it was gonna get like 20k reads max.

· Do play any instrument?

I play the piano!

· When is your birthday? How did your hair turn out?

My bday is next month, on December 29th. And my hair turned out great! It's currently re-dyed. I have ombre hair from blue to pink now.

· How are you so awesome?

I'm the opposite of awesome.

· Can you snatch my weave?

No can do sorry

· How is your day today?

Meh.

· Keep on writing you are wig snatching good

Thanks 😂😂💙

· Hey, I just wanted to ask how you're doing?

Could be doing better, but hey, it's less than a month till Christmas.

· I love you

I love you too.

· As always, your stories are so captivating. Would you say it's difficult to come up with colorful prompts for your wonderful fanfics all the time? And have you ever felt like trying something different with your writing?

The ideas for fanfics hit me randomly, I don't just sit and try to think of them. Usually when I'm listening to a song I try to imagine something. As for trying new things, I'm always doing that. I tried humor, I tried texting, I tried a detective, I tried many things, some worked out better, some not. Next thing I wanna try is a kpop related fanfic, because I always wanted to write that.

· Are Hinata or Kageyama gonna appear in this fic?

Kageyama made his debut, Hinata shall appear soon.

· Are you planning on putting any other characters in this story soon?

Yes! Many things are coming!

· Are you gonna write anything concerning the puppies? I'd love to see them interacting with more characters!

I think I should dedicate a chapter specifically for puppies.

· How do you stay focused on writing and determined to finish your stories while still making the quality?

I get plenty of support from you guys.

· WHERE DOES THE PIZZA JOKE COME FROM????

I WISH I KNEW. I WAS SEARCHING FOR THE MILITARY JOKE BUT FOUND THAT INSTEAD.

· Your fanfictions are great, how do you get ideas and inspiration to write them?

Music, nature, people around me, dreams.

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Right so we are done!!! Thank God...

Thank you for the questions!

I'll get back to writing this as soon as I can.

A couple of announcements before that.

Some time after Begin ends, I will release a new IwaOi fic called "Tinder date" so please look forward to that.

And, last year I wrote a one-shot for Christmas, this year I'm doing the same thing. Would you like to read "a very silver Christmas" which a one-shot based on Prince about LevYaku's Christmas or do you want something else?

Thank you for 150k reads!!! You are the best 💙❤💛💛💚

-hatari