A/N I know I updated like two days ago bUT THE IDEA FOR THIS CHAPTER COULDN'T WAIT OKAY PLS COMMENT A LOT ILY

"One sentence is not an explanation, Oikawa. We need a whole story" Mattsun said as he crossed his arms in front of his chest.

"Do I really have to tell you everything that happened?" Oikawa sighed. He felt like he was being interrogated for a kidnapping or something.

"Yes! Yes you do! Iwaizumi is somewhere, your parents are mad as hell, Miko is crying at the club - you might as well explain what happened" Makki opened a pack of chips as he sat down more comfortably.

"Okay so..." Oikawa started.

~Earlier that day~

"You know you can't stay here forever, right?" Iwaizumi asked as he stared at him.

"I know, I know.. Give me some more time. Tell me an interesting fact or something" Oikawa sighed loudly, he had no intention of returning to the hellish dining room.

"An interesting and fun fact about me is that I'm a fucking idiot" Makki said without any regrets but all that he got was silence. "Please laugh"

"Can you tell me another fact? Like something about humans?" Oikawa noticed how Iwaizumi was trying to think of something and his face seemed to light up once he did.

"Okay, not sure how to phrase this, but it's completely, like absolutely, pitch black inside of you and your cells do everything in the dark" Iwaizumi said proudly, but guess who has to ruin the moment? Makki.

"Self care is swallowing a lit match every five minutes so those cells can see what they fuck they are doing" Mattsun didn't hesitate to push Makki of the bed and onto Iwaizumi's fluffy carpet.

"I should really get back soon, but my mood is shit and my mother will probably ruin it even more" Oikawa frowned, he felt emotionally drained.

"If your mood is bad, I have a joke to tell" Makki sat up instantly. He might have seen something weird under Iwaizumi's bed, but he knows he should keep his mouth shut. The government shall not know about any of dead alien corpses inside Iwaizumi's wal---... The agents are here already, I need to hide.

"Go ahead, not sure how your joke will help, but sure.." Oikawa wasn't even expecting much.

"What do you say to a cow which is standing in your way?" Makki asked. Oikawa glanced at Mattsun who only shrugged.

"What?" Oikawa raised an eyebrow.

"You tell it to...moooooove" Makki smirked. A small chuckle escaped Oikawa's lips.

"How the hell did you find that funny? Anyway, go before you get into more trouble" Iwaizumi sighed loudly. Oikawa nodded and finally unlocked the door, he walked out after glancing at Iwaizumi one last time.

"Must be tough to have a family like this" Iwaizumi said and sat down on his bed.

"Yeah.. They should lighten up and realize that Oikawa doesn't want to marry her" Mattsun nodded his head, agreeing with him.

"We should start throwing lamps at people who need to lighten up" Iwaizumi's mood wasn't the best too. Too much happened in just one day.

"Yeah, and throwing handles at people who need to get a grip" Mattsun chuckled. Clever one, Matsukawa.

"Throwing refrigerators at people who need to chill" Mattsun looked at Iwaizumi who seemed to be pleased with what he said.

"Throwing matches at people who need to get fired up" Iwaizumi was gonna say something, but Makki suddenly stood up and made a weird pose.

"I'm all fired up!!" the killed the vibe that was going on.

"Throwing bricks at people to kill them. Mattsun, give me a brick" Iwaizumi glared at Makki. Poor guy was in the center of death glares today.

"Nah.. I'll punish him later" Mattsun smirked to himself.

"Speaking of punishments, didn't we do that thing with Oikawa's DVD's?" Makki suddenly remembered something.

"Oh yeah!" Mattsun turned to slightly confused Iwaizumi. "Oikawa's mother gave him a DVD once with videos from his teenage years and so on, but we changed it into a whole season of Dora The Explorer instead. It has not been found out yet, just like the rotten orange in Miko's drawer and a hidden Kylie lipkit"

"You guys..." Iwaizumi facepalmed.

Meanwhile Oikawa was suffering. When he came back Miko had already eaten and was gone. His mother was standing in the kitchen, she looked angry, while his father was stuffing his face with food.

His mother was holding a wooden spatula and for a moment there he thought that she was going to throw it at him, but instead she just admired it. It was Iwaizumi's, from France.

The evening went on quietly. His mother left after lecturing him about how he's not respectful, Miko stormed out somewhere.. He was left to think about everything that happened today..

~current time~

"... Yeah that's about it" Oikawa sighed as he sunk deeper into his sofa.

"That does not explain why Iwaizumi left and..." Makki glanced at slightly opened curtains. A weird tall man figure was standing in a middle of the street, he seemed to have no face, but that's his own problem. "Mattsun, dear, close the curtains"

"I was gonna go to hang out with you guys again and I heard him say something and I got mad at him.." Oikawa couldn't think properly, maybe his mind was just messing with him.

"What exactly did you hear?" Mattsun raised an eyebrow, Iwaizumi didn't say anything bad so...why?

"Didn't he say that he only sees me a toy? A friend with benefits?" Oikawa looked up absolutely confused.

"Sweet mother of frozen pizza NO!" Mattsun stood up. "Let me quote.. I don't know how to properly tell him everything, I don't want him to think that I see him as a toy, as a friend with benefits.. I just need good timing... That's what he said"

"Oh lord, oh Christ.. I fucked up" Oikawa stood up and started pacing around the room.

"What did you sa-- wait Kuroo is calling me" Makki took his phone out of his pocket, for some reason Makki's ringtone was just a loop of someone saying "Dibidibidi my name is Minho" or something along those lines. "Hello?"

"Hey Hanamaki, are you free tonight?" Kuroo spoke on another line, someone was screaming in the background, someone was saying "Bokuto-san, please calm down" aswell, but that's non of Makki's business.

"Oh, sorry I have a bubonic plague, can't hang out tonight" Makki made up the worst excuse.

"Awh rats.. Welp, see you later then" Kuroo said and hung up. "Anyway, what did you say to him?"

"I told him that he shouldn't think of me that way, I told him that I didn't expect to hear that from him and since my mood was already shit... I told him I didn't want him in the mansion today.. I fucked up, I know" Oikawa sighed loudly while Makki and Mattsun literally screeched.

"YOU DID WHAT?!" Mattsun panicked.

"How could you?! He doesn't have anywhere to go!" Makki exclaimed. "What if he decides to become a male prostitu---"

"..and then as a president of USA and the whole world, Iwaizumi will nuke the aliens and become the king of Solar System" Makki was breathing very heavily and the only thing he saw were two confused males in front of him.

"That's a great movie plot" Mattsun started clapping.

"We need to find him, but lemme find a hairbrush first. I need my hair to look good if I'm going out" Oikawa stood up and fixed his suit.

"Dude! It's past midnight! No one will care about your hair! Grab some vaseline instead because your ass will need it" Makki said and cracked his knuckles, determined to find Iwaizumi.

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This is one of my favorite chapters I have ever written so I DON'T accept any critism on this.

Shout out to Se-hoe-kjin for this chapter's idea.

On another note... You guys.. When i asked to suggest words I was serious but all I got was "smut, miko dies, gay sex, confession, IWAOI BECOMES REAL" like seriously

I'm so disappointed in y'all.

Only like 2 people actually said good answers.

Anyway, I'm really close to 100k, so the next update will probably be one of 100k's special chapters, stay tuned!

-hatari