Hey Michelle,
(Mikoula5)

Sexy name, ayo. So, okay I am pretty bad at letters. I hate myself for that. Greg told me this was a good idea, so I had to try it.

Well you may not be knowing this but I'm kinda stalking you these days. I mean look no fucks intended. But you're like, hot -

I am quite bad at these I've said it before. But I heard you listening to Måneskin the other day. Why don't you come to one of my band's shows as well? We could jam to some music and then head to my p̶l̶a̶c̶e̶ or at your place. Also I've been seeing you are interested in skating? Bet you'd look hot in them skating clothes.

I swear Michelle, you beat those bitches in class when it comes to looking perfect. You've got such a beautiful smile, the way that hair flows with the wind, the sound of your laugh, your eyes twinkling, your lips moving - please you're so dreamy.
Okay I'm a junkie, my family sucks but I swear I'd love if you -

If I could call you my family, all mine.

You're like this subtle definition of everything that I want in a girl. Remember when I winked at you in Chem class? Yeah, Mr. Fucksake Huff was speaking trash and I needed you close to me. I guess you should stop talking to Frank. We need some time out you know? I could show you around town, have some Pringles, binge watch your favourite TV shows, stay out till late nights.

Just you, me and the moon.

Gosh this was such a bad but sexy idea. But I was wondering if - if - if -

Miss Michelle, could be my special lady and be my little girl, my girlfriend?

I sorta...no, like love you a lot. Can we be closer than usual? Make my world more beautiful with that precious smile of yours. I love you so much. Meet me on Sunday at 6?

Can't wait to meet you XD.

Gotta tell that motherfucker Greg to post this letter to you.

Take care baby. I love you.

P. S. - I learnt a new song for you on the guitar. I could play it to you if you come over.

Yours sincerely,
Rodrick "fucker" Heffley.

Hope you liked it !

Lots of love,
Anurima.