This was inspired by marrPen's incorrect quotes for her book!!

Mina: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something?
Iris: Nope, absolutely not.
Tsu: I hope it sucks, whatever you're going through.
Toru: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life.
Ochaco: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you.
Pony: I can't wait to go to your funeral, knowing I could've changed that outcome.

Mina: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*
Iris: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I'd have 15 cents
Mina: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you
Tsu: Actually I did the math, Iris would have $225, not $0.15.
Iris: Fam I'm right here....
Toru: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)
Mina: while you're there could you buy me an apply juice please?
Toru: Sorry I only have a dollar
Mina: :(
Tsu: Hey I just realized my friend is right, Iris would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent
Toru: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice
Tsu: You can buy anything you want with $22,500
Ochaco: Yeah and they want soda and apply juice
Tsu: Apply juice to what
Pony: Directly to the forehead
Iris: Great chat everyone

Mina: Everytime I hear someone talking about updog, I'm torn between not wanting to fall for it and wanting to help them complete their joke.
Iris: Okay, but what is updog?
Tsu: Updog is a long sausage in a bun, often served with ketchup, mustard, onions, and/or relish.
Toru: Not, that's a hot dog. An updog is when a new version or patch of an application is released.
Ochaco: No, that's an update. You're thinking of the fourth largest city in Sweden.
Pony: Surely, that's Uppsala, where's updog is the giant spider in Harry Potter.
Mina: That's Aragog. Updog is a symbol conventionally used for an arbitrarily small number in analysis proofs.
Toru: You're thinking of epsilon. Updog is an upward-moving air current.
Tsu: No, that's an updraft. An updog is the modern version of a henway.
Iris: What's a henway??
Mina: Oh, about five pounds.

Iris: I'm gonna need a human skull and I can't have you ask any questions why.
Ricky: Only if you also don't ask why
Ricky: *Pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* Take your pick.
Iris:
Ricky:
Iris: This one is fine

Nejire: You know, I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works.
Ricky, drinking toast: Why do you say that?

Nejire: What did you guys get in your yearbook?
Ricky: 'Prettiest Smile'
Mirio: 'Nicest Personality'
Kilo: 'Most likely to start a bar fight'
Tamaki: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one

Pony: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me
Iris: Okay, but in my defense, Kaya bet me 50 cents I couldn't drink all that shampoo.
Pony: That's not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!

Pony: I trust Iris.
Kaya: You think they know what they're doing?
Pony: I wouldn't go that far.

The squad is trying to con some random guy
Pony: Um, Iris, why are you pretending I'm this guy's family?
Iris: We need money!
Pony: You're scamming him?
Iris: I was thinking more like flat-out stealing from him?
Pony: What?! No way!
Iris: Why not? We already stole Kaya!
Kaya: Hey guys
Pony: No, we didn't. Kaya can think and talk for themself, they can do whatever they want!
Kaya: I wanna steal

Pony, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him
Iris: You did WHAT–
Kaya: William Snakepeare

Mina: I prevented a murder today.
Iris: Really? How'd you do that?
Mina: self control

Mina: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives
Iris: I wake up at 4:30 AM
Mina:
Mina: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives

Ok that's it bye-bye!!