▌ EPISODE THREE: Sports Day. 
❪ PART ONE. ❫

⚠️ NOT EXACTLY A WARNING but there's new OCs being introduced from this part onwards with one of them in particular being famous in-universe. If I get questions like "are they real?" or "who?" I'm going to kill myself and change the trajectory of your life Immediately so Don't Fucking Ask. They're fictional. Thanks for paying attention. <3 ⚠️

A new week has started for the Seiyuu Academy 2 students...

And for once, we're not in the school theatre!

The students are currently walking their way to the meeting spot with today's host.

✹ ﹒ ﹒ HUR YIRURI ꜜ she/they（CLASS ONE） ― Ah... I missed you two, you know?

✹ ﹒ ﹒ SHIMIZU REN ꜜ she/her（CLASS THREE） ― Aw, Yiruri...

✹ ﹒ ﹒ JEON NAKYOUNG ꜜ she/siri（CLASS THREE） ― Even if you've been an irresponsible idiot, we missed you too.

✹ ﹒ ﹒ HUR YIRURI ꜜ she/they（CLASS ONE） ― [chuckles] Hey! I was on call with Yunseo yesterday and she told me I wasn't the one in the wrong!

✹ ﹒ ﹒ SHIMIZU REN ꜜ she/her（CLASS THREE） ― Yeah, yeah... OK, Ruri...

Yiruri, we all know damn well that Yunseo will never try and say you were wrong.

✹ ﹒ ﹒ WANG MUCHEN ꜜ he/they（CLASS TWO） ― What a hassle. What do they want us to do today? It seems like the production is playing around...

✹ ﹒ ﹒ KIM JUNSEONG ꜜ he/him（CLASS TWO） ― Mon Dieu, Muchen dear, don't be so pessimistic! Last mission has been very, very stressing, so let's try and have fun!

✹ ﹒ ﹒ WANG MUCHEN ꜜ he/they（CLASS TWO） ― [rolling his eyes] With this class we have, I doubt it's even possible... But fine.

Well... He's not wrong, is he?

The students eventually reach the designed meeting spot.

✹ ﹒ ﹒ HANAZAWA MOKA ꜜ she/her（HOST） ― Hello everyone!

✹ ﹒ ﹒ HANAZAWA MOKA ꜜ she/her（HOST） ― You might be wondering why we reunited all of you here today instead of the school theatre, am I right?

✹ ﹒ ﹒ LIU YIYUAN ꜜ he/him（CLASS FOUR） ― Ow... My feet hurt...

✹ ﹒ ﹒ NATHAN CHAE ꜜ he/they（CLASS THREE） ― ... Kyu literally bridal carried you here? What do you mean YOUR feet hurt. That should've been me!

... Kyu, I beg you: can you stop with this gay harem you have there? I'm concerned.

✹ ﹒ ﹒ HANAZAWA MOKA ꜜ she/her（HOST） ― Well-

✹ ﹒ ﹒ LIU YIYUAN ꜜ he/him（CLASS FOUR） ― What? Jealous, Jisoo?

✹ ﹒ ﹒ NATHAN CHAE ꜜ he/they（CLASS THREE） ― Lick that calf again?

✹ ﹒ ﹒ LIU YIYUAN ꜜ he/him（CLASS FOUR） ― Ew, what?!

✹ ﹒ ﹒ HANAZAWA MOKA ꜜ she/her（HOST） ― Can you gu-

✹ ﹒ ﹒ HONG INKYU ꜜ he/any（CLASS THREE） ― It just means "say what?" or something along those lines!

✹ ﹒ ﹒ NATHAN CHAE ꜜ he/they（CLASS THREE） ― Thank you. Man, if you think I'm jealous... Who did he kiss between us two? Yeah, thought so.

✹ ﹒ ﹒ LIU YIYUAN ꜜ he/him（CLASS FOUR） ― Does that matter when-

Everyone covers their ears as they hear a gunshot!

It's Moka's doing! That's what one would guess by seeing her point a (hopefully fake) gun at the sky with a creepy smile on her lips.

✹ ﹒ ﹒ HANAZAWA MOKA ꜜ she/her（HOST） ― Can you two cut that crap and let me speak? [pointing the gun at NATHAN and YIYUAN, alternating] I have a gun and I am NOT afraid to use it!

✹ ﹒ ﹒ NATHAN CHAE ꜜ he/they（CLASS THREE） ― ...

✹ ﹒ ﹒ LIU YIYUAN ꜜ he/him（CLASS FOUR） ― ...

✹ ﹒ ﹒ SEOK IJUN ꜜ he/him（CLASS ONE） ― [shaking his head in disapproval] I do not know any of you.

✹ ﹒ ﹒ HANAZAWA MOKA ꜜ she/her（HOST） ― Ah... Amazing! Everyone's quiet now.

I wonder why?!

✹ ﹒ ﹒ HANAZAWA MOKA ꜜ she/her（HOST） ― As I was saying, today we had different plans than usual in mind!

✹ ﹒ ﹒ HANAZAWA MOKA ꜜ she/her（HOST） ― Since we're going to disband the classes soon, how about we see how good your teamwork is... In sports?

✹ ﹒ ﹒ CHA YUBIN ꜜ she/her（CLASS FOUR） ― ... Disband the classes?

✹ ﹒ ﹒ HEO SEONWOO ꜜ he/him（CLASS TWO） ― Yeah, we're fucked.

✹ ﹒ ﹒ WANG MUCHEN ꜜ he/they（CLASS TWO） ― They can't even do what they're supposed to do and the production thinks they'll do a good job at another team activity? Count me out.

✹ ﹒ ﹒ CHA YUBIN ꜜ she/her（CLASS FOUR） ― Does no one care about the fact they'll disband the classes--

✹ ﹒ ﹒ HIURA ASHINA ꜜ she/her（CLASS FOUR） ― This is going to be so much fun!

✹ ﹒ ﹒ ??? ꜜ she/her（HEADMASTER） ― [appearing from God knows where] Glad to hear you say that!

✹ ﹒ ﹒ WANG MUCHEN ꜜ he/they（CLASS TWO） ― Eek! [REDACTED]-sunbaenim?!

Oh! There she is!

✹ ﹒ ﹒ GUAN XIAOQIONG ꜜ she/glam（CLASS THREE） ― Ah... Ah...! Oh my God...!

✹ ﹒ ﹒ MIAO QIUYE ꜜ he/any（CLASS THREE） ― ... Why are you guys acting like this?

... Average Miao Qiuye.

✹ ﹒ ﹒ HONG INKYU ꜜ he/any（CLASS THREE） ― ... The way you don't know any artist that isn't NewJeans is seriously concerning. I understood Rain poophead, but you don't know her?

✹ ﹒ ﹒ MIAO QIUYE ꜜ he/any（CLASS THREE） ― Oh...

✹ ﹒ ﹒ MIAO QIUYE ꜜ he/any（CLASS THREE） ― ... Well, who is she?

Who are the Seiyuu Academy 2 contestants talking about?

One of the most influential musical artists in Japan, all while having a huge following in South Korea and the U.S.A. as well... 

Lishan!

✹ ﹒ ﹒ LISHAN ꜜ she/her（HEADMASTER） ― Hello everyone!

The contestants all instantly bow in front of her.

✹ ﹒ ﹒ LISHAN ꜜ she/her（HEADMASTER） ― A-ah, I'm flattered, but this is not necessary! Raise your heads, don't worry!

✹ ﹒ ﹒ LISHAN ꜜ she/her（HEADMASTER） ― And Moka... What did I tell you about the gun? [sighs] Put it away immediately, will you? Even if it's a toy, someone can get hurt...

✹ ﹒ ﹒ HANAZAWA MOKA ꜜ she/her（HOST） ― OK, OK!

... Wait wait wait, she does this frequently?!

✹ ﹒ ﹒ LISHAN ꜜ she/her（HEADMASTER） ― Well then! [claps her hands once] Moka dear, can you explain the situation to the students?

✹ ﹒ ﹒ HANAZAWA MOKA ꜜ she/her（HOST） ― Ah, yes! Of course! Lishan-sunbaenim is, in case you didn't realize already, your headmaster! And also my CEO... Haha...

✹ ﹒ ﹒ HANAZAWA MOKA ꜜ she/her（HOST） ― Since it'll take a while to arrange everything before eliminations, she decided to let you take a small break! Sports day is her plan but, since we want to involve you as much as possible, the separate activities will be decided by the classes individually or as a group.

✹ ﹒ ﹒ KOBAYASHI MIREI ꜜ they/she（CLASS ONE） ― [praying] No ball sports, no ball sports, no ball sports...

✹ ﹒ ﹒ MIZUTANI MOE ꜜ she/xe（CLASS ONE） ― Well, what if it's volleyball though?

✹ ﹒ ﹒ KOBAYASHI MIREI ꜜ they/she（CLASS ONE） ― Oh, nevermind then. I mean, we have Yunzhi!

✹ ﹒ ﹒ QIU YUNZHI ꜜ he/they（CLASS ONE） ― Eh...?

✹ ﹒ ﹒ KOBAYASHI MIREI ꜜ they/she（CLASS ONE） ― Didn't you play volleyball before debuting?

✹ ﹒ ﹒ QIU YUNZHI ꜜ he/they（CLASS ONE） ― Ah, yeah!

✹ ﹒ ﹒ CHA YUBIN ꜜ she/her（CLASS FOUR） ― I remember... Clearly...

Ah yes, the Among Us game trauma... (Refer to GROUP SIX of the pre-show if you don't remember about it).

✹ ﹒ ﹒ HANAZAWA MOKA ꜜ she/her（HOST） ― This is also the final chance for some of you to show your best sides to the public before the First Elimination Voting closes! Idols never get chosen only for their skills, but also for their variety skills, so... Do your best!

✹ ﹒ ﹒ EVERYONE ― Yes!

✹ ﹒ ﹒ HANAZAWA MOKA ꜜ she/her（HOST） ― Good luck, then! Feel free to split into your respective classes and plan something~

The students have split up into their respective classes!

Let's see what they'll come up with. How about we start with Class Two?

✹ ﹒ ﹒ ADELAIDE BEAUCHÊNE ꜜ she/her（CLASS TWO） ― Well...

✹ ﹒ ﹒ KIM JUNSEONG ꜜ he/him（CLASS TWO） ― ... Does anyone have any ideas, for once?

Muchen raises his hand after thinking about it for a few seconds!

✹ ﹒ ﹒ KIM JUNSEONG ꜜ he/him（CLASS TWO） ― Yes, Muchen?

✹ ﹒ ﹒ WANG MUCHEN ꜜ he/they（CLASS TWO） ― What if we do "pin the tail on the donkey" but the donkey is Rain-sunbaenim instead?

I like this dude.

✹ ﹒ ﹒ CHOI NOEUL ꜜ he/him（CLASS TWO） ― E-eh?! Isn't that being disrespectful towards our senior, though?!

✹ ﹒ ﹒ WANG MUCHEN ꜜ he/they（CLASS TWO） ― Wanna take his place, then? Or should it be Insoo?

✹ ﹒ ﹒ YANG INSOO ꜜ he/him（CLASS TWO） ― ... EH?

✹ ﹒ ﹒ ADELAIDE BEAUCHÊNE ꜜ she/her（CLASS TWO） ― [holding back her laughter] Now, THAT would be funny... But I don't think it's doable.

The perfect vendetta indeed, but I don't think it's SFW enough to be broadcasted on national TV...

✹ ﹒ ﹒ KIM JUNSEONG ꜜ he/him（CLASS TWO） ― [sighing in relief] Et Dieu merci, their derrières are safe for today...

✹ ﹒ ﹒ YANG INSOO ꜜ he/him（CLASS TWO） ― What do you mean with "for TODAY"...

✹ ﹒ ﹒ ADELAIDE BEAUCHÊNE ꜜ she/her（CLASS TWO） ― [ignoring INSOO] Oh! I had an idea! What if we organized a relay instead of a single activity?

✹ ﹒ ﹒ HEO SEONWOO ꜜ he/him（CLASS TWO） ― Oh, that sounds good.

✹ ﹒ ﹒ YANG INSOO ꜜ he/him（CLASS TWO） ― Are we just going to ignore what Junseong's statement implied-

✹ ﹒ ﹒ ADELAIDE BEAUCHÊNE ꜜ she/her（CLASS TWO） ― I was thinking of having around 10 activities to complete within the shortest amount of time, rather than having a traditional relay... But we can incorporate that too, I guess!

✹ ﹒ ﹒ HEO SEONWOO ꜜ he/him（CLASS TWO） ― Sounds good to me. What activities were you planning to add?

✹ ﹒ ﹒ ADELAIDE BEAUCHÊNE ꜜ she/her（CLASS TWO） ― Mhm, let's see. For starters...

Find out in the next part!

FEVEN'S CORNER !!!

Hi hi everyone! We're back (FINALLY) and, although my life is slowly but steadily turning into a fucking nightmare, I promise I will do my best to continue in a regular way and finishing this before summer ends... Because realistically, I've been dragging this edition on for way too long and we're still at Episode 3? No no no. Unacceptable.

As I'm writing this, I'm actually feeling very... Unstable, to say the least. I'm not sure I'll be able to satisfy everyone involved while writing in this mental state, but I beg you to forgive me for that unless I'm seriously disrespecting you by writing your OCs way too differently from what you originally envisioned. I hope it doesn't reach that point, however! I'm really trying my best here.