YALL HE'S SO BBG I SWEAR-

Warning: you, Fyofyo bbg, girlboss behaviour, no Assistant sama this chap😨, Nikolai silliest🥰, Sigma the 3 year old Greek letter, people, crowds, y/n being delulu, deep thinking, cringe chapter.

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"La lala..." humming the tune which Columbina with her angelic voice had hummed in the trailer, "A winter night's lazzo" or sum shit I ain't bothered enough to search, you braided the sides of your hair, like how Venti would usually keep it.

"My... I look hot- nvm- pretty sounds better... for some reason-" You said as you stared at your dolled-up-self reflected in the mirror. You began fidgeting with the strands of your side hair.

"Man, is it hard to live like such a girlboss." You said with confidence brimming in your voice. I do not understand the word 'brimming' but wtv. "Another day, another slay💅✨" you flipped your hair like a material gworl.

After admiring yourself enough in front of the mirror to raise your confidence so that you actually speak audible words and not stutter like a mess due to your terrible social anxiety- oddly specific? Ik. But anygays- as I was saying, after having enough, you stood up to take a last glance at yourself to see if there was any problem with wtv you were wearing.

"Hm. No problems whatsoever. Noice." You acknowledged as you looked towards the clock, already half knowing you were pretty early.

There was an hour left before dinner, though you liked being early even though you were a lazy bitch- God knows why. Maybe he doesn't? What if we are just in a simulation? The simulation argument... which has been going on for awhile now, often points out the possibilitiesof us being fiction- okay les shut up before we go deep into philosophy, have an existential crisis, and go emo and depressed in despair (also I can't look at the word despair and hope the same after watching Danganronpa).

"Sigh..." you sighed in exhaustion- wait why the fuck were you even tired- um, must be all the girlboss energy you radiated today. Yes, must be. You say on a chair to relax before standing back up bcuz you were bored and tired of sitting.

"Damn bro I'm bored as hell." Darn it. Can't even commit arson or read fifty shades of grey in your meantime (🥰). You couldn't chat much with Assistant sama either as you were sure your babygirl would def notice... Maybe, just read some sussy fanfics? Yeah, that might be a good choice- Not. You then remembered the same logic of 'the chat with Assistant sama' will also be applied to this one. Ugh.

"How bothersome..." should you just ask him to stop stalking you as much? And yeah, 'as much' since you weren't that opposed to the idea of Fyodor stalking you, just need a little bit'a privacy and it's all good to go!

Sighing for the 69nth time today, you thought to take a stroll outta ur room, reminding yourself well to keep track of the ways since you have zero sense of direction.

Wait... WAIT A DAMN NANOSECOND-

'My Mangas...' oh no...

"FREAKIN DUMBASS" reverse 1999 reference ig. Marry me if you get it. Or if ya want me to explain, comment ig.

At this point, you didn't even care enough that Fyodor saw you using more of your powers, the books were more important, especially since you missed out on the latest volume of Blue lock and didn't have the time to read the latest Tensura volume either.

In the middle of transporting them to your huge ahhcheeks "rOoM", you thought, why not just think about useless things which were never as relevant before but maybe now that you are in the exact universe you wished to be in the edits? Sure, sounds like a great idea.

You then started to make edits in ur pea brain that has 42069 IQ, that contained you and your babygirl as a duo in the eyes of the fandom (because you believed that being in the show means that you were automatically a part of the original series). The song was "doin' time" by Lana del ray. And you were quite good at imagining fake scenarios and edits, even storylines as you liked to daydream in your previous life in your free time.

One word, escapism.

You loved it. You loved escaping from the reality. You wished you had found your love of books even earlier than the age of 11 though it was still rare for pre-teens to develop a love for reading when school shatters and ruins the whole idea, making it painful to even read a word when it was pretty relaxing to read books of your interest.

And then, getting older, you found anime, then manga, manhwas after that and so on. Even after becoming an adult which you dreaded to be, your love for fiction never diminished. You loved many fandoms, even non-anime ones.

But enough about that since the dinner time was close, and you already finished moving the books from the mountain when you zoned out thinking about your whole fucking life like a movie.

'Sigh. Why the fuck am I having so many thoughts today...? Nvm. Should get going before I'm late.' You thought as you checked yourself one last time in the mirror before confirming that indeed, you were slaying.

(Ok I'm obsessed with these type of clothing it's not even a joke💀)

"Yuh" omg slayyy

After doing a girlbossy hair flip, you navigated your way through the hall which you are lucky for that you didn't get lost, you found a big ball room, crowded with people.

Was... there a place like that at the casino? Could be. Not your main concern because...

'Oh hell naw😨💀' I mean, that's quite the crowd, and you're a fucking coward.

As much as the whole ball looked magnificent and elegant, you were scared as fuck. Like, wtf? You just came from your room after preparing for a conversation with another Homo-Sapien, and you find this? Ain't no way you're not backstepping the tf outta there.

"Don't mind me... just quitely exiting through- WOAH-"

Suddenly, you found yourself twirled by someone's hands, too confused to process what's happening, your body moved on instinct as you continued to dance like any normal person attending there. But inside, you were... quite the mess I must say.

'Huh... what the heck? Bitch who tf-' in the middle of your thought process, you looked at the person who you were dancing with, and boy did your eyes go wide.

"QUIZ TIME!! WHO AM I?!! ˃̵ᴗ˂̵♡"

Oh. OH.

'IT'S NIKOLAI BABYYYYYYY AJASHGSJAKSKSHAJAK.' Talk about a total 180°.

"Oh~? What's that you say? You want a hint?" He said with a cutie patootie grin (totally not crazyyy) as he looked at you and continued dancing.

"Hm. I guess I can give it away slightly~ it's-"

"NIKOLAI GOGOL!!" You cheerfully exclaimed as this time, you were the one twirled him around, and how you know dancing? Well, you weren't really used to it but you memorized some formal dances from anime and sometimes shows and used your ability to further stabilise and refine your movements.

'Heh.' Smug ahhcheeks bitch. Well, you deserved being smug for being a genius ofc.

"Oh~?" His eyes widen cutely as his mouth forms an 'O' shape, looking at you directly. "Guess you got it correct! Congratulations!! :3" he's such a cutie patootie, totally not a crazy clown who kills people with a silly smile. Totally.

'He's so silly :3' fr fr.

While dancing together, you took the time to appreciate his eyes- no, eye. The other one had an eye patch covering it. Though, you'd loved to see both his eyes someday, as you were a fan of Heterochromia. Different coloured eyes just hit different bro.

As the ending was near, Nikolai twirled you around for the last time as he then grabbed your waist gently with your arm on his shoulder for support and uh did the romantic fucking thing corny people do at the end of the dance.

(Kind of like this. Bruh I feel so cringy rn💀)

Just then, the music came to an end as you both distanced a bit and bowed towards each other as a way of common courtesy.

'Ew wtf I did so much sappy shit omfg.' You were internally feeling so embarrassed that you'd rather bury yourself but heyyy, let's look at the bright side! You got to meet with Nikolai and even dance with him! A win win if you ask me :3

'Speaking of him-'

"Now now! You mustn't get lost!" You hear him say as you sense the crowd dissipating and him walking closer to you.

"It is my job to escort you safely to Dos kun! Careful not to fall behind!" He exclaimed cheerily, talking about getting lost when he literally took your hand led you to a quiet place.

'Honestly, I'd say I would have to be rather talented to actually get lost now.' You thought sarcastically as you let yourself be pulled away by Nikolai.

"So... how do we get to Dostoevsky?" You asked as you were walking behind him to a secluded part of the ball room.

'Though, I'm pretty sure he's going to pull up on Fyofyo bbg by a portal.' You thought with a slight sweatdrop.

"It'sssssss a secret!!" He cheerfully exclaimed with a closed eye smile as he finally reached a spot which wasn't crowded and was not prone to the eyes of the people watching. I have no idea what prone means, just added it cuz it sounds flashy. No need to correct me. Just get the concept okay?

He opens up a portal enthusiastically with his cape, as he winks towards you and motions for you to begin entering.

"Alright. Entering now." You said as you stopped right before entering, inspecting the portal for a second or so before you finally entered.

Boom babygirl ur in a whole new room.

'For a sec I thought he would prank me by dropping me in the sky bro' you sighed in relief upon being alive and well.

"My ability's amazing right?!!!" Nikolai said enthusiastically as he jumpscared you from behind.

"Oh yes but I think I just got a heart attack." You said sarcastically with a slight smile before continuing. "Also, Where's Fyo- I mean- Doestoevsky :3" oof almost got caught saying Fyofyo bbg but wtv his babygirlness might be too much for you to hold on.

"I am glad that you have accepted my invitation." Omg omg omg omg that hot deep Russian accent, who else!? IT'S FYOFYO BABYYYYYYYYY.

"Oh it's merely nothing! Instead, I'm happy that I am worthy of being trusted enough for a dinner!" Your attitude did a 180 and settled on a cheerful one. Inside, you rushed your brain to think every way this dinner could possibly go wrong.

'I wonder, how many ways can this go wrong?... probably a ton, but he said 'invitation'? That fucking simp Ivan made it sound like I can't refuse. A bitch as always.' You thought before you shrugged it off and looked ahead to see a big ahhcheeks dinner table.

You took in your surroundings as you were quite charmed by the aesthetic of room, mostly white with hints of lavender and scarlet here and there, and golden being a secondary colour. The furniture was well- well- what's the word? Nevermind- onto the next line! It all made it look like very expensive. Well, must be since it's probably organized by Sigma.

And speaking of him...

'Wait a damn nanosec- IS THAT SIGMA!?' Yes, the 3 year old Greek letter, Sigma, standing by a luxurious chair of one of the big as fuck dining table which probably can make space for many.

'...bro shoulda had another barber ngl💀' still bbgirliest tho.

Ahem ahem. Moving on- you sat on one of the chairs- the closest to Fyofyo bbg ofc, you wouldn't wanna sit far away.

'...Can I... consider this a dinner date...?' You thought with a slight blush on your cheeks. 'I mean... surely...???' Eh. Wtv. You can be delulu even if it isn't ofc.

'Well, let's just enjoy whatever the heck you can call this! ᵔᴗᵔ' A chibi version of yourself pumped their fist up in their sky inside your brain.

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Fun facts!

• I was disappointed at how serious this chap seemed. I really wanted it to be more silly :(

• Nikolai is like my second fav :3

• Yn is also a wattpad fanfic writer in their previous life.

• They don't care about the artist as long as the music is a banger.

• Yn is also a genshin fan :)

•Have any of yall ever imagined angsty or girlboss edits in ur brain? Becuz I sure do.

Thas all for today folks!

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END!

Pretty good of a chap minus the lack of silliness ig

Exams are cuming on 29 feb so uh gotta study a bit- and also guess what folks! I got diagnosed with EuThyroid or smth

Wtv ig I've been a sick child since birth so uh not rlly surprising since I also get into a lotta accidents =_=

Want a lore drop on the author? Sure.

└➤ so like, ever since I was born- no like some time after that, i caught sum really had disease, and growing up, I often found myself in a hospital bed as I was often need a blood transfusion apparently. My blood is O+ so uh wtv why am I even telling this- anygays- and then one time when I was maybe 5? Idk I fell from stairs (mind you they were 21 or smth) and uh broke my collarbone and now I have trauma. Oh! I also forgot to tell you that I also fell a couple of times from a motorcycle way younger :) and now let's move on to ig maybe 7? I fell from a stage and uh my back or waist or smth if was injured- and one time I ruined my parents' anniversary because I fell from a swing and fainted. I actually was very good at physical but I kept getting injured like very year and so my body became a bit unstable for physical things. Lmfao💀

Did yall actually read allat? Meh.

So anygays unless I'm forgetting smth which I always end up doing- god knows how- I'll end the chapter here!

BYE BBGS 😘❤