Vertin is such a girlboss for having a yuri harem omg-

Warning: You, mentions of bbg, Fyofyo bbg, grass, Assistant sama, you being serious 😱⁉️, kidnapping, bitch behaviour, Ivan being a fucking bitch and getting what he deserved, Ivan the stanky ahh bitch, I'm gon burn him this chapter even though I'm an Ivan kin (ily Fyofyo bbg.

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"Ugh..." You let out a tired noise as your eyes fluttered open.

"Ouch... my head fucking hurts..." You said as you were about to bring your hand over to your head to rub it but found that you were unable to.

'That's weird...' You thought for a moment before realising you had already opened your eyes so you could have looked around instead of wasting your energy on thinking.

'Tch... stupid ahhcheeks.' You thought with a comical tick mark on your head as you looked around.

As you took in the scenery before you, you realised...

"Oh. I was kidnapped." Yay. Yay.

"Hm... I always wondered how it fe,lt... seems like God always fulfills my wishes :)" you muttered to yourself. There's always a first for everything afterall.

'So uh... what are you supposed to do when ur kidnapped? I'm pretty sure I read a book containing instructions on that...' you thought as you tried to remember it's contents. It was a pretty good book ngl. It would have helped considering you're tied to a chair with your movements all restricted.

"Sigh..." guess you'll have to ask Assistant sama- ... Assistant sama?

A moment of realization took over you as you realized that your phone isn't in your pocket. NOW was the moment to worry.

'Wtf wtf wtf wft tfw-' you were internally panicking on what to do but decided that it won't help you being all panicked, calming yourself down.

'It's alright. It's all perfectly fine. You can get Assistant sama back when you get freed, or free yourself, doesn't really matter- or does it? Idk man.' And of course, your overthinking ahhcheeks easily got your dumbahh mind distracted.

*Step step*

Your head was never swung so fast as it had when you heard footsteps coming, your eyes boring into the door in front of you.

'Someone's coming... is it a ghost? A monster? A fellow Homo-Sapien- or maybe a homosexual? Stay tuned to find out more in the next episode of "life fucking sucks but grassdamn women are hot"- okay I should stawp.' You stopped yourself from joking any further since you should be serious rn. Which you rarely are able to be.

"Seems you are finally awake."

Aaaand roll the drums! It is, the one and only, ur bbg, FYODOR FUCKING DOSTOYEVSKY. AGAIN. Btw I love putting the fucking in between fyodor and dostoevsky lmao. Danganronpa reference ig.

Ahem ahem.

'If God exists, he must really love me- Oh wait.' Deja vu ig.

"So uh hello. Greetings. привет if you prefer." You tried to greet him properly in an elegant manner, but failed to do so at the spot. That's when you thought adding the Russian language you knew when you were learning on duolingo (he's such a nice bird man! Totally didn't take your sibling hostage which you kinda appreciated-)

"Oh?" He was a bit amused judging by the expression on his face, but you didn't really know what else he could be thinking.

"Ahem. Where am I, may I ask? Of course, you are free to not answer." You said humbly which just sounded masochistic but wtv ig you do you.

"Since you have asked so politely, I shall answer. You are in the Decay of Angels' base." He said, coming closer to the chair you were tied to.

"Oh ok." You said normally, forgetting you had to act confused at the mention of it, but not your fault that you were focused on the disappearance of the phone in which, your humble guide (rizzler) Asistant sama lived.

'Darn it. Slipped up already. What was I even expecting of myself...' you thought a bit bitterly but not as much to show a reaction on your face.

"Judging from your past reactions... I assume, you already know about the organisation, don't you?" He smirks.

You then starting thinking of the saddest moments in anime history cuz ain't no way you aren't gon be blushing from seeing that smirk. And fortunately, you didn't.

'Hell yeah bitch.' you thought in triumph.

"Yeah. So, what am I here for?" You asked, tilting your head to the side though you already had an idea about how this would play out.

"I believe you might have already figured this out but... Join the Decay of Angels." He stretches a hand to your direction, signalling you to take it.

You thought for a moment even though this being exactly what you wanted. Well, atleast pretended to think, and you were sure Fyodor also realized that but... proof?🤨

Exactly, none.

'Well, I won't really have to worry about dying since he's wearing his gloves but... I am tied bro.' You thought as you blankly stared at him.

"I think I'm tied-"

"You can free yourself, I believe you do not require assistance." He already knew you enough to conclude that you were not a damsel in distress needed of saving.

"Um wow should I be concerned of your knowledge? Though, it's kinda impressive..." You immediately broke free using your anemo powers and took his outstretched hand in yours.

"Very well, I shall be a part of your  organisation." You said with a blank expression.

He smirks in response. You don't know how much time you have left before you die from enduring his devastating smirks.

'Oh gawsh pls stawp bbg your bbgirly behaviour will be the death of me.' You thought as your hand that was enveloped in his was slightly shaking.

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"Um wow did I just join Elon musk's secret organisation- cuz ain't no way this is my room." You said to yourself after seeing the room you were going to stay in.

Well, a "room" would be a bit rude... a whole ahhcheek MANSION would be better. And did I mention, it's in the Sky Casino so you can meet Signa whenever you wish! Heck, even Nikolai or Fyodor because you're sure that they do come here once in a while with Nikolai's visits being more frequent since a silly can'tbe stopped from clogging the toilet seats.

"Geez... so generous..." You sighed with your back slumped but you weren't actually sad or smth. In fact, you were quite happy since you can now flex to anyone you wanted.

"But the best part is..."

*Launches themself like a space rocket sent by NASA*

"THIS FUCKING FLUFFY BED."

After bouncing enough on the bed which was begging to be freed of this eternal torture, you decide that you have some work to do. 

"Well then... Time to unpack!" 

𝘼𝙛𝙩𝙚𝙧 𝙨𝙤𝙢𝙚 𝙧𝙚𝙣𝙤𝙫𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙧𝙚-𝙨𝙩𝙮𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙜. 

"Ok... Done renovating!" The end result wasn't too bad even though you were not a good room stylist. 

'Since this is the casino, surely, Sigma should be here...' Oh well! No need for haste since you'll have plenty of time on your hands. Besides, making some quick cash with the casino machines wouldn't hurt, would it? Surelyyyyyyy-

Yeah no, you don't wanna get gambling addiction. 

*Knock knock*

"Shit- woah- WGAT THE FU-"

Startled by the sudden sound, you accidentally crashed into the corner of a nearby table that was just an inch an away, then slipped on a random piece of soap (that you dropped on the floor while renovating God knows how) because of the recoil, then fell hard on ur juicy ahhcheeks.

"Ugh... ARE YOU FUKING KIDDING ME-"

Well, not exactly a pleasant memory on the first day of your stay in here, but, let's focus on the good aspects of life! That's the lesson you were taught by Kenji the Sunshine Boy.

About to release a barrage of curses at the person who knocked, you were knocked (heh) back into your senses by the Assistant sama.

*Ding ding*

'Babygirl, calm down, no need to be so harsh, you know your merciless insults will make him cry, right?'

Yes, you got them back.

FLASHBACK BITCHES😍

After accepting the proposal (wish it for a marriage but we'll get there 😔), you had asked Fyodor if you were going to stay somewhere else than where you did currently. He replied saying that he had prepared a "room" (that's what he told you) for you already in the Sky Casino. You agreed. As you both were making way to your own places (which you wished you had a longer time to spend with him), you had stopped and turned to him for one last time before he went for his own way.

"Ah yes, one last thing before I go to my room..."

"Yes?" Questioned Fyodor.

"I would like the phone back if you will." You asked politely with a closed eye smile, encasing your one hand in the other.

"That, I believe I have no knowledge of-"

"I ask politely of you." A threatening smile was present on your face.

He began after a pause. "...Will it not be alright lf you if another one is given in exchange of-"

"No. Not in the slightest." You knew that what Fyodor wanted to see was how far you'd go for it, and you weren't going to back out either.

You spoke, "As much as I am fond of you, dear Dostoevsky, I think it won't be pretty if I do not get what I have asked of. It isn't something too far fetched either. I have simply asked for something that belongs to me, kindly give it back." You finished, opening your eyes to meet his dark purple ones.

He smiles, then chuckles.

"Very well. Then, I shall have let you have it. I hope you have a wonderful time in your stay."

"I wish the same to you." Well, you think you can't hold the urge to say bbg for any longer so you shut yourself up.

Aye bitches flashback ended.

'So it's a male who's on the other side of the door?' You thought while Assistant sana explained the 420 'n 69 reasons why your curses are deadly, like they were actual curses.

*Knock knock*

...

No movement from your side.

"Haha serves that bitch right. Let him suffer standing-"

"Pardon my intrusion."

"Bitch wtf-"

"Greetings, the sixth angel. My master has called you for a delicious dine." He said with a face that gave 'idgaf'.

'Oh damn what are we eatin? Me-?...not complainin-' stop horny.

You opened your mouth after a brief pause. "Place bitch?" The bitch at the end was necessary k?

Though a bit stumped from your words, Ivan replied, "In the dining hall. Master will be waiting for you at eight o'clock in the night." He began leaving, but not before he uttered something else. "I hope you can control your tongue in front of master...otherwise-"

"Shut yo nasty ahhcheeks mouth bitch."

The man was stunned. You didn't stop there.

"You think Fyodor pookie pie is gon choose you over me? Ain't no way cuz you nothin but a piece of crusty musty dusty trash that couldn't afford going to school and needs therapy and is a dumass bitch go kys ty actually no ty and go jump off a bridge I sincerely want you to commit sewerslide and sometimes I almost feel sorry for you but keyword: almost since your shitty constipated schizophrenic ahh face is so ruining anyone's day." You finished.

You released the breath you had been holding ever since you started talking nonstop.

"Now, I hope you don't try my patience and stand here in my room any longer. OUT, BITCH."

He hurriedly shuffled out of the room like a schoolbabagrill who was bullied and started crying. Skill issue bitch.

"Sigh...Stanky ahh bitch..." you said for the last time before deciding to get ready fro the dinner with your babygirl. You NEEDED to pull it off.

You walked over to the dressing and took a seat in front of the giant mirror, starting to comb your hair for the first time in century.

"I look so girlboss but the only thing I need to train myself for is ensuring Fyofyo bbg's majestic presence." You let out a sigh. "What would I even do if he decided to even dress himself up... well ofc I'd die- OW BITCH WTF-"

Well, even the comb didn't spare you from pain. Definitely hurt your hair- actually no it's the scalp that gets hurt- Homo-Sapiens are so confusing.

Well, whatever. You could put up with anything today since you were in a great mood and your positivity had skyrocketed because ofc it's a dinner with ur babagrillfy.

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Fun facts!

• Author relates with Ivan. I mean- he's so real for Fyofyo bbg.

• Y/n was squealing by end of getting dressed up.

• Next chap gon be a dinner date gays (it's a clickbait but you'll still read it lol
mwahahhahahahahahahhaha👹👹👹)

• Author had the urge to put so many crackshit lines in the serious scene but restrained themselves. My hands were so shaking bro.

• Y/n is a pro at duolingo (was already a pro at english and was learning German since they loved Venti, french becuz it's the FRENCHMEN, Japanese cuz that urge to watch anime or read manga without subtitles is real, and Russian cuz ily Fyofyo bbg) though they didn't learn every language fully. Some just crucial things of certain ones (like bbg and pookie pie).

• the police tried to help Y/n and asked them if they needed to report for their missing family, Y/n declined. They knew what happened to them... (duolingo).

Thas all for today bbgays stay tuned fro more ig

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End!

Late? Ik my pookie wookie snookies😥😔

But let us be positive! ...

Anygays- I think I'm loved by God even after reading those... sussy fics... because GAWDDAMN LOOK AT THIS BITCH.

TF YOU MEAN I AIN'T GOD'S FAV WHEN I GOT THEM BOTH IN A 10 PULL WITHOUT SOFT PUTY OR ANYTHIN WTF BRO💀

Also gawddamn I'm not a fan of characters showing their boobies from upside but... mommy? Sorry, mommy? Seriously though, Kaala Bauna is such a mommy- I can't. Also

And as always, Reverse 1999 slayed with their update, Bluepoch never disappoints! Like bro, they literally have so many good events I'm not even kidding- and uh this time, it's based on India :D!!! And the previous events were fire too.

Now that I've got her, I'm just saving up for the next event (I'm not pulling for shamane bro women slay men don't, well ofc except Venti and Fyofyo bbg and a handful of others)

Also abt the fanart, for some reason, wattapd is being a bitch so I'll upload it in the end of christmas special so yeah check that out-

Topic change-

I just imagined a random scenario in my mind- like, Y/n actually not joking and being a bit serious and uh in an encounter with the Ada- ok ik it makes no sense- but I like imagining random scenarios lol

Here's a meme except no picture:

Actually write down what you imagined or draw 25

Writers: the latter

I mean it's happened with so many writers lol

Anygays- do you guys know like, how much your comments make my day? Like, really- I have no motivation except the comments- they make my plain boring day so precious I swear- SO COMMENT YOU BIATCHES👹👹👹- I meant my sweet pookie pies🥰❤

Also not me adding books in my reading lists that I will forget-

Uh ig tahs all and as always I might have forgor smth but wtv ig

BUH BYE BBGAYS 😘