get ready for no-brain-cells-town

I wake up as someone grabs me and throws me out of bed.

"Hey! Watch it! I'm delicate- I mean awesome!!" I yelp.

"Too bad, Perseus." A deep voice growls next to my ear.

"LET. ME. GO!" With inhuman strength (because, you know, I'm just built like that), I throw off my attacker and stab them with my magic sword.

I continue stabbing, yelling a word between hits: "YOU- INTERRUPTED- MY- NAP-" until my attacker, who I recognize as Kronoewsngilqwdmnq2lbntiol my evil grandpa (or whatever his name was), is in pieces on the floor.

Annabeth appears out of nowhere, running to me with wide eyes, "Oh my gods Percy! You killed him!"

"I- I did?"

She smacks me. "Of course you did, Seaweed Brain!"

"Oh right," I reply, "'cause I'm awesome!"

Then, I pass out. Yet again.

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AHHH

~swim_read_repeat~