𝑯𝒆𝒍𝒐𝒐𝒐 𝒈𝒖𝒚𝒔𝒔𝒔𝒔...

𝑯𝒂𝒑𝒑𝒚 𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒊𝒏𝒈...

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NEXT MORNING ;

Three spl.Agents standing infront of cadets with rotten face . Simoel gulps looking at each other .

Environment seems so serious

Sid.... *wishper*  Dekh kaise khadooson ki tooli hume hi ghuur rahe hain !

Monami..... *wishper* yeh khadoos sakal ki aadat laag chuki hain broo dekha nahi haar waqt khadoos mode on reheta hain khadoos shergill ka , meri tho puri zindagi nikal gaayi yeh chehera dekh dekh ke !

Sid..... *wishper* aree moti billi puri zindagi kaha gaayi hain abhi toh khadoos ke saath honeymoon pe bhi jaana hain !

Koel......*wishper* kon jaayega ? tu !

Moel....*weird face* Kamina saala tu tho bohot teda nikla bhaag yahaan se nahi tho laat maarke bhagaungi , tujhe ladkon mein interest hain ! *union*

Sid...... *frown* Areee main monu ki baat kaar raha tha !

Monu twisted his ears tightlyy infront of trainers , sid winches and trainers widen their eyes

Karan...... *sternly*  Cadet monami mahajan ap- (mid interrupt)

monami show her hand to stop him

Monami.... Sir app apna bhasan thodi der ke liye hold pe rakhiye sid ke baache ko sabak sikha ke phir main concentrate karungi apki vachan pe !

Sid..... *wihning like kid* Monu main apni daddy jii ka baacha hoon main abhi single hoon yaar !

Monami..... *Angry* Bina break ke bolduzar tujhe koi aur nahi mila apna jija baane ne ke liye iss khadoos ko choosh kiya hain , meri zindagi tho black and white movie ki tarah hoon jaayegi !

Faizi..... *Wishper to saran* yeh monami tho ekdam tsunami hain , meri behen toh chaa gaayi !

Karan.....*wishper* haa aur tu kahan raat ko kisi ki ungli pakad kaar toilet jaane wala admi hain , Belkul different diferent !

Sanju laughs silently , faizi glares her

Sanju.... kiya hogo sir ji app saach mein raat ko ungli pakad kaar toilet jaato hain !

faizi looks here and there and finally he  decides to change the topic

Faizi..... umh hum bhatak rahe hain ki hum kyu aaye the...dekho dekho yeh teen dusth kiya kaar rahe hain !

Karan.....*loudly*ATTENTIONNNNNNN!!!!!!!

        
                        Yes sirrrrrr!!!!!!

Monami...... Sir hum jaise masoom baacho ko app punishment kyu dena chahate hain !

Karan..... Masoom aur tum namoone ? huh , masoom sabdh yeh sunke suicide na kaarle ! *sarcastically*

Koel..... yeh tho galat baat hain akhir maine kiya hi kiya hain , maine tho bass ek murgi (hen) ko laake aplogo ke room mein chodd diya isme itni baari baat kiya hoon gaayi !

Faizi..... kiya , kiya , kiyaaa !

Karan...... *annoy* aree yeh saandh tap recorder ka role kyu play kaar raha hain !

Faizi.... *to karan* ohh soryy sorry hum apne out of character hoon gaaye the !

*to koel* kiya hoon gaaya matlab ,, tum jaanti hoon tumhari wajah se karan ko 10 baar apna muh saboon (soap) se ragra parade kaarna paara tha kyu ki murgi jaake uske muh pe beth gaayi thi !

all looks at karan with "yuckkkk" , karan glares faizi meanwhile he shut his mouth

Koel..... *innocently* but faizi yaar maine tho yeh murgi tumhare liye bheji thi , jisse tum jaldi uthh jaao , i know haar roz karan sir tumhe ghaseet ke bishtaar se zameen paar paatakte hain , aur woh alarm clock ka rehena tho naa ke baarabar hain uss pe bhi zung laag gaaya hoga tumhare khaarate ko awaj se !

aur issi liye maine woh tumhari liye specially laayi thi , dekho naa ajj tum kitni jaldi uthh gaaye *with bright smile*

Faizi *mutters under his breath* aree allahh hum bhi kinn murkh logo ke beech mein phass gaaye !

Sid.... *suspiciously* ko shayad faizi sir ne kuch kaha tujhe !

Faizi.... nahi kuch nahi kaha bass itna kaha ki koel tum saach mein anokhi hoon isii liye tho mere liye murgi laayi hoon .

Karan.... tho ranisahiba apne kis khushi mein mere Black coffe mein bhar bhar ke namak milayi thi !

  
    All be like R.I.P karan sir's Coffee

*karan says Sarcastically to monu * Mere coffe ko zeher ka roop deke mujhe swarg bhejne ka irada baana liya tha kiya tumne ?

Monami..... Tauba tauba tauba app yeh kiya bol rahe hain sir ,

Karan..... mere coffe ko zeher baanane se pehele tumhe meri maarne ki chinta nahi hui thi !

Monami...... *Masoomiyatly* nahi sir main bass bol rahi thi apko kyu laagda hain app swarg jaayenge app zarur jahanum jaate, mein likh ke deti hoon !

              Faizi laughs loudlyyyy

Faizi.... hum iss baat paar agree kaarte hain !

Karan..... abbey ooo hippo jaisa dikhne wala admi Daaton ko sambhal ke muh ke andar  rakh nahi tho tod dunga phod dunga agar bahar dikhe toh .

                      Faizi be like 🤐

Sid..... abb paata Chala miss tod phod kis se inspired hain , jo sidha haddiya todne pe aa jaati hain....😎

sanjana twisted his hand

Sanju.... Aise hain ! *Sternly* abb tu yuh baata tu yeh konsa kaandh kaarke ayo hain  !

Sid... arre sanju pehele haath tho chodo , phir baata ta hoon !

Faizi.... aree sanju chod de apni bahubali giri ispe maat jhaar...

Sanju left his hand.....

Sanju..... *angry* tu yeh kaand kaar diyo hain siddharth ?

Sid...... Calm down yaar sanju itna gussa kyu kaar rahi hoon maine tho bass apne hone wale sas..u

Koel.... abbey ooo bakwas dictonary , woh sas sasur  hoti hain !

Sid... huh, ek hi tho hain !

*To sanju* tho main yeh kehe raha tha maine tho bass apne hone wale sas..u okay wahtever ko impress kaarne ke liye waha bhundelkhaand mein Ek flower ki boqiuet leke gaaya tha , what is the big deal , woh 60% maan gaaye hain aur tum 40% maanaogi unhe !

huh ! phir bhi tum naraz hoon maine kitna punya ka kaam kiya hain aur tum hoon ki mujhse gussa hoon gaayi hoon !

Monami..... btw sanju tum kiya sid ke jhaase mein aa gaayi hoon ???

Sanju.... katai na aisa kabhi na hogo !

Sid..... oh yeh tumhara akhiri faisla hain ?

   Sanju nods

Sid.... Tho thik hain main ankhi ko hi apni girl friend baana leta hoon.... okayy byeee

Sanju..... Nahiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii !!!

 
            
                Background music

     🎶🎶🎶Ohh laaga laaga laaga laaga pyaar ka jhatkaa , 🎶🎶🎶

Faizi.... Opps sorry meri mobile ki ringtone hain ! abb saab continue kaaro !

              2 minute ki shaanti

Sid smirk and sanju looks at here and there .

Sanju..... abb saab apni apno Karam ki saaza bhugto ,

saying so sarafan left .

       (Wipes my virtual ansu seeing their dukhhh 😭😭😭🤣 )

IN MESS...

Monami...... ahh kitna dard hoon raha hain , apne zindagi mein dukh dard kaam tha kiya jo abb aur dard mil rahe hain , aur tho aur mera netpack bhi khatam hoon gaya....

monami cries bitterly so bitterly that ankho se ek boondh ansu bhi nahi gira , saach mein yeh ek rare tarekha hain rone ka , i am proud of u monu, u are so talented .

That time only karan enter in the scene of her dhukh, dard , pira, kashth

Monami see karan but she behaves like he is mr. India . Karan goes to kitchen and took hot oil and come back to her , and start messaging her legs

Karan...... Abb bhi naraz hoon meri pyaari ranisahiba ?

Monu...... *grumpy face* kyu nahi hona chahiye khadoos ! huh , mera pair kitna dukh raha hain !

karan..... Ranisahiba yeh kiya market mein new way aaya hain rone ka matlab ansu tho nikal hi nahi rahe hain !

   Monami glare

karan.... areee mera matlab  tum na Pani piya kaaro zyada rehydration ki wajah se ansu dikh nahi rahe hain !

Monu...... *glare* matlab u want ki main rou rou ke acedemy pe tsunami laa doon...????

karan facepalm🤦‍♂️

Karan.... monu maine tumhara phone recharge kaarwa diya abb tum reels baana sakti hoon !

Monu..... Saachiii !!!

she immidiately get up and hug karan

Karan..... baby tumhari pair mein tho dard tha na tum tho utth bhi nahi paa rahi thi ? tho ab  kaise  ek dam se jazbat badal gaaye waqt badal gaaye ?

Monu..... Tum na thode se better kahavaat ka essay baanana agli baar , yeh bohot khadoos type hain !

Tho chalo ek selfie hoon jaaye ?

Karan..... nahi mujhe photo shoto lena pasand nahi hain !

Monu...... tabhi mere alawa koi ladki tumhe bgav nhi deti !

Karan..... How u know ? *With full proud*  tum shayad jaanti nahi hoon bohot se ladkiyan meri diwani hain , ek tho woh hamari neighbour priti  bhi thi !

monu shockkkkk

Monami..... Konnnnnn???? Priti ??

She gets angry karan tries to pacified her anger by hugging her buttt butt

     Monuuu tu kaha hain maar vaar tho nahi gayi na , baata raha hoon saath mein hum dafan honge !

said siel while enter in mess , seeing him moran get starled and then what they did woh dekh ke sid heran hoon gaaya

They saw monami reading a recipe book jo already ulti pakri hain usne , aur  karan hugged the wall ,

Sid... hohhhhhh wah wah wah naaye naaye layers dikh rahe hain tho yahaan pe !

Koel..... *to monu* aree oo walnut ki aulad recipe book ko ulti pakri hain tune !

Sid assumed karan kissed the wall to satisfied his desire

Sid...... *to karan* wah karan bro u are great main bhi kaarunga !

moran is confuse By his words , sid goes and hug the wall...

Sid..... *to karan* main bhi apka dukh samajh sakta hoon ! *Sadly* girlfriend se kiss nahi mili tho wall ko kiss kaarke kudh ko satisfied kaar rahe hoon na app ???

Karan.... huh!

Sid kiss wall and karan makes faces like "what the fudgeeeee"

Koel..... *to sid* abbey oo wall se chuma chaati kaarke desire fulfill kaarne wala aur kab tak yeh kaarega ?

Hearing this karan immidiately properly stand and left from there.....
But still remain same

Monu.... *to koel*  wall se Chipakte chipakte chipkali baan jaayega ajj yeh kamina !

Koel.....*to monu* tho abb konsa insaan hain 24*7 sanju se chipakta reheta hain yeh upar se dikhne wala manav !

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