Requested by XxPugoOtakuxX

So, I know you asked for husband x wife. and this is kinda like that. But since it's a 2 parter, it's not really like that.

For some reason, it took me awhile to think of this one. I always want me stories to end with like, 1 sentence that explains all your questions.

(Btw, sry it took me so long to do this for ya)

(Y/N) POV:

"Urgg. Not again."

I looked down at my phone as I read a text message. Not today. This is the 3rd time this week.

My boyfriend, Karma has had to stay late at work a lot recently. He gets home around 3 hours later than he used to.

And sometimes he doesn't even get home the same night. And when I wake up, i see that he had texted me saying he had stayed there over night.

As I was responding back to him, I got another text. This time it was from my boss.

I'm an assassin and I have a new target. Her name is Kuso Meinu. (Not a real person. Literally mean "fücking bit¢h" in Japanese according to google translate.)

She has blonde hair. Red eyes. Has killed over 100 people. Birthday is March 1st. Pisces. Height 180cm(5,10)

And was last seen in a club.
There was a picture provided and she looked like a slut.

And a nun. No one dresses like that anymore.

I sighed. Well, if Karma's not gonna be here tonight for our date, minds we'll look for her. The information says that she spends most of her time in clubs or bars.

Welp, I'm feeling like I want to drunk now. I texted Kayano to see if she wanted to come with.

~~~~~~time skip~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

I sighed as I watched Kayano. She was wasted. Completely wasted.

"Heyyy!!! (Y/N)-channn! I'm a little butterfly! Imma go fly away now!"

I giggled as she flapped her arms around in the air. But, I knew she was bound to hit someone soon. And very well she did.

"Hey! Watch were ur going lime head! Some people don't appreciate you acting like a 5 year old."

I quickly grabbed Kayano's wrist and stood in front of her. But, the girl who Kayano has bumped into, was... my target? She definitely looked like her.

She was even wearing a weird black dress of  some sort. Something that you'd wouldn't wear to a bar.

"Heh, sorry about that-"

"Apology not excepted. Look, bit¢h, touch me again, and I swear that I'll-"

She rudely interrupted me, but I heard a voice interrupt her. Karma's a bitch.

A hand was placed onto her shoulder and a guy appeared from behind her.

"Hey babe, what's going here?"

I gasped as I saw who it was. I put my hand on my mouth and backed up a bit. What in the world is going on?

"Ohhh babe, thank god ur here. These 2 mother f**king bit¢hs were like, totally harassing me."

The slut put her arms around him. And when he looked at me and Kayano, his eyes widened. Kayano tightened her grip on my one arm and I glared at him.

"I-I'm so sorry. We'll be on our way now. Please forgive us. Come on Kayano."

I grabbed her hand and quickly ran off. But, Kayano was stalling and kept looking back at them.

I sat down and put my head in my arms. Trying to understand what I just saw. It seemed that Kayano was now somewhat back to normal now.

"(Y/N)? Are you okay?"

Kayano patted me on the shoulder and sat down next to me. I raised my head and smiled at her.

"I just, don't understand. Why would Karma cheat on me?"

When I looked at Kayano, right behind her was my target and Karma. They were just talking.

"Ohh, come on (Y/N). You know Karma would never do that. Maybe they're cousins."
Kayano smiled at me. I know she was trying to cheer me up.

"No. He's been getting home late for the past week now. And... a-and.."

I quickly got up from my seat and ran off to the bathroom.

I looked into the mirror and splashed some water onto my face. Yep, there's no doubt about it.

Kuso Meinu and my boyfriend Karma Akabane have something going on.

I soon felt my salty tears roll down my face and I tried to wipe them off using my sweatshirt.

Kayano soon burst into the bathroom and tried to comfort me. But it was no use.

"W-why would he d-do this to me? After all we'd b-been through?"

I said this between sobs and I cried into her shoulder. Which soon turned wet from my tears.

I heard the door open, and I immediately splashed my face with more water again in hopes to get back to normal.

"Oh, why I'll be. So we meet again, what's wrong? Boyfriend went and banged himself with someone hotter than you? Wouldn't be a surprise."

My eyes widened as I turned around to see her.

She was smirking at me while fixing her hair. Kayano was now grabbing my arm and was kinda standing behind me.

"Oh, so I'm right then? What happened? You caught him here with a slut or some other $hit?"

I gritted my teeth and glared at her. I could kill her right now if I wanted too. I had to make sure no one else got in though.

I eyed Kayano, signifying to close and lock the door. She understood what was going on. I had already told her about my job.

Also, this wouldn't be the first time she's seen me kill my target. All I have to do now is stall.

"Y-yea. It's nothing, I-I just saw him kissing a girl that's all."

I tucked a lose piece of my hair behind my ear and looked down. My other hand was holding the knife I had hidden with me. I always bring a knife wherever I go.

"Oh, let me guess, this is ur first time with a boyfriend? That's gotta suck, if you were actually pretty, like me, you would be able to get guys within 2 seconds."

Urgg, this slut really wants to do this with me. Is she really trying to pick a fight? It's obvious that she is incapable of self defense.

"Right now I'm dating around several different guys. But, at the moment I'm here with one of my newest boyfriends. He's hot I guess, not like I've gotten around to getting him in the bed yet.

"But, don't get me wrong. There's no way in hell that I'm still a virgin. I bet you are though. I mean, not everyday that someone like you actually gets a guy."

Damn, can this girl ever shut her month? Her voice is really annoying to hear.

"Anyways, I do have to admit, the guy I'm with tonight is honestly the hottest. Yet, he won't go all the way cause he has another gal on the side. He's name is-"

"Karma Akabane."
I interrupted her and she looked at me. It's about time I shut her up.

"Oh, you know him?"

"Birthday is December 25. Capricorn. Height is 185cm(6,1). Interesting facts is that his favorite food is his own cooking. His favorite subject is mathematics, least favorite is Japanese-"

"Ehh-? Are you stalking him or some $hit?"

She interrupted me. That's it. It's time to kill her.

"Oh, you really think I'm that low and will stalk someone? Of course not bit¢h. He's my mother fücking boyfriend slut! *sigh* it's a shame, you seemed like ok person. Except for the fact that you've killed people.

"Kuso Meinu. Birthday is March 1st. Pisces. Height is 180cm (5,10). Interesting facts is that she spends most of her time doing illegal gambling. Has killed over 100 people because of the pure joy of it."

Her eyes widened as I pulled out the knife. She backed away from me as I walked up to her. She soon fell onto the ground, but tried to stand up still.

She then smirked and tried to kick me but failed.

"Bit¢h, ur not the only one with a knife. Don't go thinking I'm that low, or were you just being plain stupid you little slut?"

I watched as she pulled out a knife. Heh, this is going to be fun.

We both stood still as we both glared at each other. Kayano was standing next to the locked door which was behind me.

We stood in silence for several minutes. This is just boring now.

"Well? Are you going to move ur slutty flat ass or just stand there?"

My voice echoed throughout the hallway and within the next second she launched at me with her knife at her side.

I easily douched it by moving to the side and quickly kicked her in the side of her stomach. She went flying to the wall, but kicked off of it.

She was now on top of me and as repeatedly stabbing the knife trying to hit me in the head. But each time it just hit the marble floor.

I switched our position so I was now on top of her. I continually punched her in the face, but she kicked me and I was sent flying off of her.

"Heh, ur not going to win. The knife is my specialty. Especially hand to hand combat. Unlike you. I can tell you prefer using a different method.

"I've killed so many people in my life. How bout you? Only, what is it now? 10 people? Ha, ur weak. Just give up already. I-"

"Bang"

I raised my hand which was holding a gun. I shot it right after saying that. It went straight to her head.

I watched as her eyes went back and she fell down. I jumped on top of her.

"Hehe, time for some fun. Wanna join me Kayano?"

~~~~~~~~later~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

I looked at her. It's perfect.

I had undressed her so her was left wearing her undergarments. She was hanging from the ceiling by her hair and her dress was being flushed down the toilet.

I had put the knife she was using in her throat and wrote a little note on the wall using her blood.

Oh, and I put some toe tails into her month before sewing it shut. I had also stuffed some wasabi up her nose. Karma keeps that stuff around the house everywhere.

Oh, and one of her organs was wrapped around her stomach.

"Hehe, can you believe I'm actually being paid to do this? Ha, come on let's go. Our work here is done."

After that I closed the door. Kayano was following close behind me. And it wasn't long before I heard the sounds of people screaming.

Huh, they must've found the body. Who knew? I quickly took out my phone and called my agency.

"It's done. Kuso Meinu is dead."

I then hung up the phone. I don't have to clean up the body. As long as they don't find the weapon I used to kill her. Or any of my DNI on her body I'm fine.

Actually, I feel like I've become like a rather new assassin who goes by Semi-Senioritis. They recently jointed my agency and was already known for being a rather gory person.

Always killing people in deadly ways. He/she was an assassin for seducing their target and then killing them.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~later~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

I was at home. I had only gotten back here around 30 minutes after leaving the bar. And I just heard the front door open.

Yayyyy

"Hey (Y/N), did you hear what happened at that bar down town. Some girl killed herself or something-"

I was sitting at the kitchen table, and Karma soon entered.

"Ohhh Karma! Are you talking about Kuso Meinu?!?"

I clapped my hands a few times and said this very cheerfully. Karma looked at me weirdly and awkwardly sat down at the table.

"Umm, haha, yea. So you heard? She was in the girls-"

"Bathroom. Found dead hanging from the ceiling by her hair, only wearing her undergarments. A knife with Kuso Meinu's fingerprints was in her neck."

I interrupted him still with the same smile and cheerful look written on my face. Yet, I was giving off a rather scary aura.

"H-how did you know-"

"Because Karma. Don't go acting like you don't know anything. I know you were dating her. Having a little side bae. With her. What? Was I never enough? Was I nothing? So? You just-"

I had interrupted Karma, but than... it happened. It just had to happen.

He kicked.

I felt throw up make its way up my month. I immediately got up and ran off to the bathroom. Throwing up into the toilet.

Karma watched me at the door of the bathroom, but soon sat next to me, holding my hair back.

"H-how long have you known? Why didn't you tell me? I-is it even mine?!?"

This made me mad. Oh my actually god.

"Of course it's ur freakin child!!!! I've literally only slept with one person in my damn life! YOU!"

I continued to barf into the toilet, and when I had finally finished. I got up.

"(Y/N), I-I'm sorry. But let me just explain! We didn't have anything at all! I only did it because-"

"Save it Karma. I don't want to hear ur bs. I understand. I wasn't enough. You wanted someone who could handle ur needs. I guess sleeping with me wasn't enough huh?"

I walked into my bed room and packed all my stuff. And I left.

~~~~~~~~~~7 years later~~~~~~~~~~~~~

I haven't seen Karma since then. He's probably married and has kids. While I'm living as a single mom with 1 adorable child.

After I left Karma, I went and lived with Nagisa until I could afford a house of my own.

Oh, did I mention? My son, Yuki is only 8, he even looks like Karma. With his red hair, and red eyes.

He even acts like a more dangerous Karma. Actually, it's a good thing. He ended up staring in a rather gory movie. He was the only kid in it and his role was that he killed a lot of people.

This is a picture of him when the movie was casted.

Yuki reminds me of Karma. Way too much for my liking. But, how could I complain? I don't want to blame him for something his father did.

I sighed as I looked at the news o the tv. Same old stuff. All about the amazing assassin     Semi-Senioritis.

He/she's famous now, being one of the most gory assassins out there. Always leaving their target in the most cruel way possible.

They even once killed someone just slowly peeling their nails off, one by one before putting them in some juice.

And after that, they shot them in the back of the head and left their body there which wasn't found after 2 weeks.

The poor girl's head was completely distorted because of it being left in a puddle of their own blood. She had several knifes stuck in legs. And she also chocked on her own nails along with her hair after it being sewn together.

And that's not even in the top 10 of most gruesome ways Semi-Senioritis has killed someone.

Actually, the most tame thing I ever heard was them burry their target alive. And that's honestly a pretty creepy way to die.

Just imagine walking up and when you try to breath you can't, cause all that dirt is there. And you just can't move. And then the air gets all hot till the pint there's none left.

I heard my phone buzz and I looked down. I have a new target. Oh, and I'm supposed to be meeting Semi-Senioritis, cause apparently I'm being partnered with them.

Oh great.

"Hey Yuki? I'm going out for a bit! If you get hungry just ask Watari!"

Oh, right. Who's Watari? He's our butler. Yep, I'm living one of those rich lives. I get paid a lot for my job. Not to mention my son is famous.

I went out the front door and followed my tracking device. My target is close by. Like, he's just around the corner. I should see him soon.

"Ouch"

I was looking down at my phone and I had bumped into someone.

"Oh I'm sorry."

When I looked up I saw my target along with 5 other guys.

"Hey watch where youre going bitch."
My target said this.

"Umm hey, this ones lookin hella fine."

One of the other guys pointed at me. Oh yea, that's right. My target is being hunted for sexual assault on several different women.

Heh. I smirked, I know the perfect way to kill this guy.

"Oh, sorry for the bump guys. Maybe I can say sorry by doing a different kind of dump if you catch my drift."

I smirked at them as their eyes widened.

"Oh wow, so you really are a slut! Great!"

I started walking into an ally they followed. Immediately when I turned around I shot my gun but it hit one of the other guys.

Wait? What? But where did my target go? I could've sworn he was right there-

I felt someone's cold and smelly hand go on my month. My eyes widened as I tried to strangle free.

The other others laughed and I felt them take my gun away. Along with my knife.

"Heh, I knew you were trouble the moment I saw what was on ur little phone there."

Damnit, there's 5 of them. There's no way I can take them all without a weapon.

He pushed me down so I was on my knees.

But, I heard a thud and the mouth over my head disappeared and saw as a crowbar was thrown at the others which caused them to all get knocked out.

Huh.

"Well well well. Why isn't it the famous assassin? (Y/N)."

I turned around and saw a face I thought I'd never see before.

"K-k..."

"Names Karma Akabane. It's been along time since I last you."

I looked at him. He hasn't changed a bit. He was wearing a suit and still had that same smirk of his.

He reached into his pocket and pulled out a gun.

"Ehh~?"

I backed away a little kinda confused as he raised the gun at me.

But, instead shot the guy who was my target. Who was laying on the ground next to my feet.

"Heh, did you really think I was going to shoot you?"

He smirked at me and held the gun on his shoulder. I rolled my eyes and looked away.

"Why are you even here?"

I crossed my arms and he just walked closer to me. Till the point where he was standing right in front of me.

He suddenly bent down and whispered straight into my ear, "I'm your new partner the agency sent~"

His hot breath sent chills down my spine as I felt myself blushing, which I haven't done in forever.

I felt him smirk as he then licked a small area of my neck. I felt myself gasp and my eyes opened wide.

Damnit, even after all these years Karma still knows where my sensitive spot is?

I pushed him away and glared at him

"Shut up idiot. Seriously what do you want?"

I narrowed my eyes at him and he just smirked at me.

"Aww, you really have gotten over me haven't you now~? Tch, but don't go acting like you didn't enjoy that, i heard that small moan you made~"

My blush only increased and it just reminded me of how I've actually missed him so much. But still he's probably like this to all girls.

"Ha! You're blushing! Got ya. Anyways to answer your question back there I'm actually an assassin."

I laughed at this.

"Ha? You? An assassin. You wish. Anyways, it's been fun, but I need to go. I'm supposed to be meeting someone right now."

I turned around and started to walk away from him.

"Don't you mean Semi-Senioritis? He's going to be your new partner am i right?"

I stopped in my tracks. Has Karma been stalking me?

"Yes that is what I've been informed. If you do not know where i can find him, I need to get on my way. It's been nice Akabane."

I said this without turning around and after, I started to walking again.

"Well, if going to go and try to find him...you aren't going succeed. You see, I know them. And, they don't really wanna show their face to anyone.

"So, I'm kinda taking their place. As ur partner. For him/her. Cause the agency switched things around."

I turned around and looked at him questionably. Thoughts from trying to understand what he had meant by.

"If you know where my partner is then please."

He put his hands up in the air, causing me to stop talking. He than outstretched his arms like he was a stupid god of some sort.

"Ur looking at him. I thought I just explained it. I'm ur partner! Not that assassin
Semi-Senioritis. The agency switched things around dummy!"

He poked my checks and for some odd reason, I blushed? I immediately smacked his hand away from me though.

"I'm confused. So, the agency had to make you my partner because Semi-Senioritis doesn't wanna show their face?"

I had walked out of the alleyway where my targets dead body was. And was now kinda l just walking on the sidewalks. With Karma following close behind me.

"You bet ya!"

I heard his voice peep. And as he had said this, he put his one arm around my shoulders and his smiling face appeared on my right.

"Do you really even know the assassin? You stated back in the alleyway you did."

I took my one hand and used it to remove Karma's arm around me. I'm not very fun when it's comes to physical contact. Let alone my ex who cheated on me, who's son is living with me.

"Oh of course I do. In fact, we're actually pretty close friends. Oh, and it's a guy by the way. He's technique is really interesting as well. When it comes to girls, he's goes on dates with them. But with guys, I think he just uses hand to hand combat."

Karma was now all the sudden walking right next to me instead of behind me. And, I just only realized how tall he really is. Did he grow like 5 inches?!?

"Oh, well that's interesting. Well, I'd better be going now. Yuki is at home and I need to get back there before he pranks Watari again."

I turned around and started walking in the other direction, but as I passed Karma, he grabbed my wrist.

I turned around and looked at him questionably.

"Who's Yuki? Wait, actually don't answer that. I bet he's ur boyfriend."

Karma said this not facing me, with his hair hung over his eyes. Even though Karma parts his hair differently, right now, Karma and Yuki look so alike.

But, back to the point of what the jealous ex just said to me. I started laughing at him. Which caused him to actually look at me.

"W-what? Why are you laughing?!? Are you married already?!?"

Karma jumps to conclusions way too fast. It's honestly pretty funny.

"Ohhhh yea Karma! Yuki is my husband. And Watari? He's just my side bae!"

I said this sarcastically and just looked at him weirdly.

Now, I was just burst out laughing. I was holding my stomach with my hands and I'm pretty sure a bunch of other people where looking at me weirdly.

"Oh, really? I wouldn't have thought you to do such things (Y/N)."

This voice sounded down yet it still had that teasing affect to it. He was now standing straight and I just still laughing at him.

"Geez dummy, you're stupid. Watari is my butler! He's like, 30 years older than me!!"

I playfully punched him in the shoulder as he just looked at me confused.

"Y-you have a butler? Geez, wait. Who's Yuki than? Your boyfriend?"

"Of course not stupid!"

I punched him in the head, and now everyone was looking at me weirdly.

"Yuki isn't my boyfriend. He's my son."

I glared at him as I watched his face turned into a rather guilty look written all over it.

"Oh, y-you kept it?"

He scratched the back of his head awkwardly and looked at the ground. And I just continued to glare at him.

He was pissing me off. First he thinks that our son is my boyfriend. And than my own butler is my husband and that his son is my side bae. And than finally saying that Yuki is my boyfriend and that I didn't keep his f**king child.

"(Y/N), I don't really think we should be talking about this right now. Yo! Look! Lets go in here"

Karma suddenly grabbed my wrist and practically dragged me inside a little cafe. He sat down at a booth and I at across from him.

I sighed as he ordered freakin strawberry milk. He really hasn't changed at all has he? I just got (Fav drink).

"So, (Y/N)...I-I really am sorry. For everything that happened."

He sounded sorry. But I honestly don't care anymore.

"Karma. It's too late. It's over and down with. And, please don't mind me asking if we can just switch the subject."

~~~~~~~~~~~time skip~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

I took out my keys and unlocked the door. It was somewhat late, but not at the same time.

As I sat at the glass dinner table, looking at Yuki in the other side of it. He was eating and when he noticed I was looking at him, he paused.

"What?"

His month was completely full yet he managed to say this.

"Yuki... you know better to talk with your month full. It's rude and inappropriate especially for your age."

My voice remind cold and straight forward.

"Ok, cut the crap mom. What's my lecturer gonna be about now?"

He leaned back in his chair, smirking at me, while narrowing his eyes. The same way Karma did today.

"H-how would you feel? If you met your father?"

I looked down, while I played with my fingers. Not knowing how he's respond to my sudden question.

"Holy $hit mom. Are you for real?"

A 💢 mark appeared on my head. Damnit, my poor child says wayyy to many bad words for his age. All thx to the movie he was in.

~~~~~~~~~1 week later~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Karma's POV:

I gulped as I walked inside (Y/N)'s house. I was about to meet my son. My mother freakin son.

After around a week of begging to see my son, whose name was apparently Yuki, (Y/N) finally gave in. Also, because she said there was something she was discuss about us being partners.

Which is most likely her telling me she's in change and that I should just be on the side.

Cause, she apparently think she's more advanced with the whole assassin thing. Ha, she thought.

As I walked inside, an old guy walked up to me and held his hand out. I looked at him questionably.

(Y/N) took her coat off and handed it to him and then motioned for me to do the same. I did as she said and gave it to him.

Who, I'm guessing is Watari. Her butler.

She turned to him and whispered something in his ear and then he left. I looked at (Y/N) questionably but she just kept her normal face on.

Your POV:

Karma looked at me weirdly but I just ignored it and motioned for him to follow me.

I walked into the living room and sat down on the couch. Karma soon followed by sitting next to me.

"So, just so you are clear about us being partners, I would like to inform you that the agency texted me asking if I wanted to change partners."

Whenever I'm with Karma, I start to talk all formal. I honestly don't know why I do it. Maybe because I want to show him that I was in deed fine after the whole situation.

Which of course I was.

"Oh, let me guess. This was what you wanted to talk about. The important thing."

He looked down while fiddling with his fingers. I sighed and he looked up at me.

"Yes it is. I wanted to tell you that I'm sorry. I kinda-"

Karma held his hand up and I stopped talking. He than stood up with his bangs hanging over his eyes.

"I understand. You switched. You don't want to see me. You don't want to work with me. I'm sorry for the whole misunderstanding here. I'll just be on my way than if that's all."

I still couldn't see his eyes, but when he was done talking, I saw him smile. The smile that I've missed.

I watched as Karma started to walk away but I soon got up too. I grabbed his wrist, stopping him. He looked at me and I looked straight into his eyes.

"Karma you're stupid."

Karma's POV:

My face went blank as I tried to rethink what she just said to me.

I tried to make a dramatic exist, even though when I left I was planning to complain to the agency. Than (Y/N) ruins it by telling me I'm stupid? 

"You rush to conclusions way too fast. I was about to explain that I'm sorry. That you're stuck being my partner in this."

She than smiled at me with her eyes closed. It's been so long since I saw her do that. And it reminds me of how I wasn't fast enough.

I never even got the chance tell her what had really happened. That night in the bar. She's the one who rushed to a conclusion too fast.

"Mom? Who the f**k is that? IS HE RAPPING YOU?!?"

My face went blank again as I heard a childish voice say that. Wtf?

I turned around to see a kid with red hair. He was pretty sort compared to me and his eyeballs... those eyeball. They just look SO DAMN EVIL!

(Sry, I had to. Quote from Jay from the Kubz Scouts.)

"Geez Yuki. What did I say about yelling inappropriate things in front of people you don't know?!?"

(Y/N) sighed  as her grip on my wrist vanished and she walked over to him. Yuki..?

My eyes widened as I stood there staring at him.This is my son? Oh. My. God.

ITS A MINI-ME!!!!!!!!!!

"Mom, who is that? Does he have mental problems. Wait, I bet he's a sex doll or something."

Yuki's voice interrupted my thoughts as I finally noticed that I had been starring at him for awhile now.

"Heh heh. Actually."

(Y/N) laughed awkwardly and scratched the back of head, looking at me for help. I just smirked at her while I shrugged my shoulders.

"Yuki. So, you know that you've never meant your father. And you always ask-"

"Yea, no shįt Sherlock."

I laughed as Yuki interrupted (Y/N). This child seems very mature for his age. I wouldn't never expect (Y/N) of all people to have raised their kid like this.

"What? Something funny leaky tampon?"

I stopped laughing as I looked down at him. Leaky tampon? Well, that ones new, never heard someone call me that yet.

I looked over at (Y/N) who was now laughing her butt off. Did she tell him to do that?

He's only 8, but...he looks pretty tall. If (Y/N) didn't tell me, I would've thought he's 10. But, I still towered over him every easily.

"Wow Yuki. You sure are very good at first impressions aren't ya?"

I smiled down at him and he just glared at me. He than crossed his arms and looked away.

"Oh don't even get me started. Literally, if we're just walking somewhere, he can't make at least 3 new enemies."

I looked over at (Y/N) who I didn't realize was actually closer to me than I thought. In fact, I felt her hand brush against mine.

"Pfft, it doesn't matter what they think of me. They should know better but to treat yours truly with better respect. After all, they should know who they're talking to!"

I watched as the "mini leaky tampon" held his arms out like he was a god. Huh? Doesn't that look familiar?

He than started to walk backwards and ended up falling right into a chair. He sat there leaning back in it and smirking at us.

Something that I used to do in middle school.

"Well (Y/N), you obviously did a wonderful job with raising our child."

I said this so only she could hear it, but just sighed sighed.

"So, mom. Lemme guess, he's a fan who paid lots of money so he could meet me?"

I looked back over at Yuki who was now EATING ICE CREAM?!??

WHEN DID HE GET THAT?!? I could've sworn he didn't leave the chair.

But, before I could think, he shoved a piece of paper in my face. I looked at it and it was a poster of that kid from that one movie.

It had a very messy autograph on it, but I couldn't make out who's name it was.

"Well, there. You got want you wanted. Happy? Now go away, you're creeping me out."

He sat back down in the chair and looked away. Again. When I looked over at (Y/N) she understood what I was confused about.

"Why do I have this again? Is this my late birthday gift? Too kind."

I held up the poster that was just given to me by "mini leaky tampon".

"Oh, you didn't know. He's the actor of the movie. That's why he knows so much...Ehh...stuff."

Ok.. I had to rethink what I had just heard. So... my son, is famous? And I literally watched that movie before. Not knowing, who I saw on the screen... was my son.

Well, that's something you don't realize everyday.

"Ok, leaky tampon, mind telling me what the f**k is going on here?"

I sighed as I looked at Yuki. I looked straight into his eyes and without hesitation, I told him.

"Yuki. I'm your father. That's what's going on."

K. A.

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Okay, so that was only part one! And sorry that it wasn't really married reader x karma.

That's in part 2. Sorry about that. I'm on summer vacation right now, but I wanted to update something, so I had to make this a 2 parter.

Date ~ Thursday, July 12th, 2018
Word count ~ 5, 761 words