ARIES: The Prizefighter

TAURUS: Realest Guy in the Room

GEMINI: The A-Lister

CANCER: The Ravishing Russian

LEO: The Underdog from the Underground

VIRGO: The Guy

LIBRA: The Nature Boy

SCORPIO: Ultimate Underdog

SAGITTARIUS: Anti-Diva

CAPRICORN: The Fearless One

AQUARIUS: The Queen of Harts

PISCES: The Man that Gravity forgot