FUCK ANTONIO GIOVINAZZI

(NOT SO) SECRET F1 GROUPCHAT

ALFIE ROMEO - Alfie Grattan

GEORGIE 💙 - George Russell

NANDO LORRIS 🧡 - Lando Norris

ALBONO 💜 - Alex Albon

ROO 💛 - Daniel Ricciardo

DADDY'S LITTLE BOY 💖-Lance Stroll

RYN WEAVER'S BAE 🤍 - Pierre Gasly

ANGER ISSUES 💜 - Max Verstappen

ANGER ISSUES. 02 - Esteban Ocon

NICKYPOO 💙 - Nicholas Latifi

VINTAGE RACER - Lewis Hamilton

ICEMAN - Kimi Raikkonen

BOWTIE - Valtteri Bottas

PRINCE CHARLES❤️ - Charles Leclerc

VETAL - Sebastian Vettel

ROMAN - Romain Grojean

K MAGGIE - Kevin Magnusson

CHECOOO - Sergio Perez

CHILI 🧡 - Carlos Sainz

TORNADO - Daniil Kvyat

ALFIE ROMEO
hola.

ALFIE ROMEO
my contact name is still aflie romeo so could you guys change it pls I don't want to be associated with those bitches.

ALFIE ROMEO
not u tho Kimi. I love u.

ICEMAN
ok

ROO 💛
is this because of antonio

ALFIE ROMEO
we do not speak his name!

AFLIE ROMEO
but if u must know yes

ALFIE ROMEO
could you please just change it? x

(AFLIE ROMEO has been changed to ALF ❤️)

ALF ❤️
thank you x

NICKYPOO 💙
wait, I'm confused what have yall got against Antonio

ROO 💛
dibs on not explaining

ALBONO 💜
second dibs

ALF ❤️
are yall seriously going to make me explain?

CHILLI 🧡
...

ALF ❤️
wow I hate you all.

ALF ❤️
fine well, long story short, we have arced against each other before.

GEORGIE 💙
Alf was always better

ALF ❤️
thank u george x

ALF ❤️
at one of the championships he tried to make a pass on me. I said no but he would leave me alone.

ALF ❤️
he got... well nasty.

ALF ❤️
george and pierre were both there and they beat the shit out of him

NICKYPOO 💙
holy shit. Alf I'm so sorry x

ALF ❤️
it's OK. Nothing happened thanks to Pierre and George

RYN WEAVER'S BAE 🤍
we weren't going to do nothing whilst the bastard tried to feel u up Alf.

GEORGIE 💙
well always protect u Alf x

ICEMAN
Wait he did what?

ICEMAN
I'll kill him

VETAL
uh oh Kimi's mad

ALF ❤️
kimi it's OK, trust me if he tries anything I'll sort him out.

VINTAGE RACER
we just want to make sure you're OK

ALF ❤️
I'm ok lew.

K MAGGIE
wow fuck Antonio giovinazzi

ALF ❤️
BAHSHJSJSJSJJS KEVIN I-

BOWTIE
so we no like Antonio?

NANDO LORRIS 🧡
no❤️

BOWTIE
noted

TORNADO
do I have permission to beat the shit out of him?

VINTAGE RACER
don't really think violence is the answer...

TORNADO
HE TRIED TO FEEL UP MY DAUGHTER

VETAL
I'm sorry, YOUR daughter? Alf I though hanna and I adopted u?

ICEMAN
no I adopted her

ROMAN
I thought I did?

ANGER ISSUES 💜
mama mia...

DADDY'S LITTLE BOY 💖
here I go again...

NANDO LORRIS 🧡
my my...

ALBONO 💜
how can I resist ya

ALF ❤️
fuck off u 4

BOWTIE
so did anyone actually adopt Alfie?

ALF ❤️
gotta zayn 🏃‍♀️

NANDO LORRIS 🧡
SHE DID NOT

GEORGIE 💙
bahsjsjs she did

just want to make it clear that Antonio is probably, most definitely NOT like this in real. life but for the sake of the plot I'm have written him this way but from what I've seen Antonio is an actual bean, 🥺

and I know seb called danill the torpedo but I wanted to give Alfie something slightly different