A/N:i js realized smth oml-
Look at Frankini's tattoo

Seem familiar?

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Audrianna's POV

"Okay! Welcome to a surprise live-stream with my insanely special guests, Captain Man, Kid Danger, and Danger Girl!" Frankini exclaimed

The Domitron forced us to wave awkwardly, making Frankini giggle and wave along with us.

"Now, to entertain you.. My friend Captain Man has asked if he, Kid Danger and Danger Girl can perform a scene from their favorite movie: Harry Potter and The Goblet of Fire." Frankini walked closer to the camera

Damn. That is my favorite movie.

He made us hover our hands over our faces, looking down.

"And now, a scene from Harry Potter and The Goblet of Fire." an automated voice said

"He's using you.." Kid Danger began

"How dare you! Besides, I can take care of myself." I stared at him, looking offended as the words escaped my lips

"Doubt it. He's way too old."

"What?! What- that's what you think?!"

"Yeah. That's what I think."

"You know the solution then, don't you?" I chased after him

"Go on." he stopped in his tracks

I stepped in front of him "Next time there's a ball, pack up the courage and ask me before somebody else does, and not as a last resort!"

"Well- that- I mean that's just completely off the point- Harry.." Kid Danger looked behind me, making me turn around to see Captain Man

"Where have you been??" I glared at him

He was about to say something but I cut him off "Nevermind, off to bed. Both of you." I demanded

Captain Man walked past me alongside Kid Danger.

"They get scarier when they get older." Kid Danger spoke up, making me turn to chase after him

"Ron, you spoilt everything!" I yelled, making the boys run away faster before sitting down on the couch, forcefully bawling my eyes out.

Damn.

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"That's right! We already have six and a half million people watching right now!" Frankini beamed "And when we get to ten million.. Guys, tell 'em what's gonna happen!" Frankini said as he ran to the Domitron

"We will take off our masks.." the words forcefully left my lips

"And reveal our identities." Captain Man added

"To the world." Kid Danger continued

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Kelly's POV

"WHAT?!"

"WOAH!"

"HUH?!"

"Captain Man, Kid Danger, and Danger Girl would never take off their masks!" Piper pointed out

"I-I know!" Charlotte yelled

"What's happening?!" Jasper asked

"I dunno, but uh.." I spoke up "Just gimme a sec." I got up from the couch

"Wait, where are you going?!" Piper asked

"We'll be right back!" I yelled as I dragged Jasper and Charlotte to the front porch.

I pushed Jasper out the door.

"Hey! Why would Henry, Dria, and Ray do something like--"

I cut Jasper off "Shh. Just let me talk."

"But if they take off their masks then everyone will know-"

"Just listen okay?"

"I- but-"

"Don't talk, just listen to me!" I demanded, making Jasper stay silent

"Okay, you stay here with Piper. Charlotte and I are gonna go to the Man Cave, find Schwoz, and try to figure out what's goin' on with Ray, Henry, and Dria, okay?"

"Okay." Charlotte agreed, making me turn to Jasper

...

"Okay?" I repeated

...

"JASPER!"

"You told me not to talk!"

I tried to strangle Jasper but got stopped by Charlotte before storming off with her.

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Charlotte and I ran out of the elevator "Schwoz!"

"Shhh. Wait, wait. I'm watching."

"Ooo, I know what might be fun to see! Guys, why don't you stop scrubbing those toilets, and instead, brush your teeth! Tada!" Frankini exclaimed

They lifted up the toilet brushes and slowly brought it up to their mouth, brushing their teeth with it.

Schwoz chuckled.

"Schwoz! That's not funny!" Charlotte scolded

"How can you sit there, polishing your head and laughing?!" I added

"Well, I'm polishing my head because I like to keep it soft and shiny." he retorted, making me roll my eyes.

"And I'm laughing 'cause Ray, Henry, and Dria are doing comedy like Suh-turdy Night Loff." he added

"You mean Saturday Night Live?" Charlotte raised an eyebrow

"Ooo, you say it better."

"Ugh, move." I threw him off the chair and sat in front of the monitors

"Okay, something's wrong. Henry, Dria, and Ray would never willingly go online without their superhero pants." Charlotte spoke up

"And.." I zoomed into Kid Danger "Look at their eyes."

"Oh yah. Hmmm. Now you move."

"What-"

Schwoz threw me off the chair before rewinding the video and zooming in to some weird machine "Ahhh! Yes. Look..
Look at that thinga-majigy!"

"What is that?" Charlotte asked

"It's called a Domitron.. It's illegal in America." he turned to us before turning back to the monitors "And everywhere that's not America."

"Well, what does a Domitron do?" I asked

"Well.." he sighed "How can I dumb this down for you?"

"I know how to shoot a rifle." I threatened.

"Okay, okay." Schwoz grabbed Charlotte and I's shoulders and put us aside

"You make a person wear special clothing that's been uh.. Bombarded with atomic particle waves. And then, the Domitron connects to the clothing, and sends electronic waves into a person's body, and then you can control their brain waves and their moosles and then make them do or say anything you want." Schwoz explained

"Woah." Charlotte seemed taken aback by Schwoz's explanation

"Yah woah. Basically, it turns a person into a poopay."

"A.. A what?" I asked

"A poopay. You know, p-u-p-p-e-t."

"Puppet." I corrected him "You mean it turns someone into a puppet."

"Ooo, you say it better." he continued polishing his head

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Audrianna's POV

"Okay live-streamers, we are so close to ten million people watching!" Frankini beamed "So now, I say it's time for a beauty pageant question!" He placed a sash around me.

"Doesn't that sound like a hoo-ha?" he chuckled

"Yes."

"It sure does."

"Mhm."

"A hoo-ha."

"Hooo-ha."

"Captain Man, Kid Danger, and Danger Girl. Recent polls have shown that a fifth of the people who live here in Swellview cannot locate their own uvulas. Why do you think that is?" he turned the mic to us

Captain Man spoke up in a sassy tone "Well.. We personally believe that Swellview Americans are unable to do so, uh.. Because.."

"Because uh.. Some people here in Swellview.. Don't have uvulas, so.." I stated

"And uh.. We believe that our education.. Such as.. Like such as.."

"Uhhh such as.. Uhm.. Uh.."

"And we think that Swellview should help.."

"The uh-- South Africa.. And the Iraq.. And the.."

"Asian countries."

"What is it, Goomer?!" Frankini asked "I'm in the middle of a live-stream!"

Goomer picked Frankini up "Look it!" he turned him around to face the TV

"8.9 million viewers?! But we were at 9.2 million! What happened?" Frankini asked

Goomer put him down "We lost some viewers."

"I realize that!" he slapped his chest "WHY are we losing viewers!? This is the worst thing that could happen to a Frankini!"

"I think the problem is a pimple."

"What?- I have a pimple?! Oh my God, where?! Oh my God pop it. Oh my God, pop it! Pop it!"

"No! Look it!" Goomer pushed him over to his laptop

"I don't care what else is live-streaming right now, you wanna be right here.. 'Cause in just a few minutes.. We are gonna pop this guy's neck pimple." I heard Piper's voice.

"Yeah.. This zit's about to get real."

"Alright, if people wanna see something gross.. Get the worms." Frankini demanded

"Oh c'mon, you're not serious."

"Get the worms." he repeated, his voice much more stern

"Oh God.." Goomer groaned

"Sorry little girl, but you shouldn't bring a pimple to a worm fight." Frankini shut off his laptop.

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"Oh, hello! What have I been doing? Oh, I've been putting worms in a food processor!" Frankini held out a handful of worms before dumping them in the food processor.

"And now.. Worm dip." he turned the processor on while laughing menacingly, dumping the grinded worms into a bowl, making Goomer shudder.

Frankini placed the bowl on the table we were on "There! I think it's time for Captain Man, Kid Danger, and Danger Girl to have a little snack! Right guys?"

...

"Yes. We want to eat.." we picked up a piece of toast

"Worm dip." I added, choking through my words

"On toast points." Kid Danger stared at his toast before we both dipped them in the dip

Captain Man shoved the toast point with worm dip in his mouth despite his protests, Kid Danger and I followed.

Frankini chuckled "Alright fan boys and girls.. Have fun watching this little appe-teaser! But remember: when we hit ten million viewers, Captain, Man, Kid Danger, and Danger Girl are going to remove their masks and reveal their true identities!" he laughed uncontrollably, falling to the floor

"Yay, worm dip!" Captain Man exclaimed

"I like these worms!" Kid Danger lied

"I'm glad this is happening!" The words escaped my lips

"I'm doing this because I want to." Kid Danger shoved another toast point in his mouth

"Worms!" Captain Man yelled while Frankini grabbed the flowers in the vase and holding it with his mouth before dramatically falling to the floor.

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"Oh my God, we're almost at ten million!" Frankini beamed "Nine million, nine hundred, ninety-nine thousand, nine hundred and ninety-nine.. Aaaand.."

"Ten thousand!" Goomer beamed

Fuck.

"Million!" Frankini corrected

"Ten thousand million!"

Frankini grabbed his jacket "Ten million!"

"Okay.."

"Oh my God. I did it!" Frankini walked up to the camera "I am the most popular live-streamer on the entire world wide web!"

Goomer wrapped his arms around Frankini as he continued to talk.

"I mean, you stream me! You really really stream me! Thank you!"

Frankini cleared his throat "Get off.. Get off me." he pushed Goomer's arms away "And now.. As promised.. It's time for Captain Man, Kid Danger, and Danger Girl to remove their masks."

We forcefully stood up. Our hands slowly got brought up to our masks.

I was the first, I managed to pull my mask off half-way before the lights shut off as I fumbled to put my mask back on

"Wha- what just happened?!" Frankini asked

"I dunno. The power went out." Goomer said

"What?! What did you do?" Frankini glared at him

"I didn't do nothin'!" Goomer protested before looking at him in fear "N-no punish.."

"Oh you.. Goomer!" he chased after him

"Kids you alright?" Captain Man asked

"Ahh.. Ye-yeah, I think so." Kid Danger said, his breath shaky

"Show me what you did with your hands!" Frankini demanded

"Ah.. Except my tongue tastes like worms." I gagged

"Ahh.. Yeah.."

"Mine too."

"Oh God, where's the plug?!"

"Hey. I made myself say that." my head perked up

"We're back in control of our own bodies." Captain Man said

"Quick, let's take these Frankini Bottoms off before the power comes back on." Kid Danger suggested

"Right. Let's blow a bubble, and get back into our pants." Captain Man held out his gumball tube

"That didn't rhyme.." I pouted

"Just blow a bubble and we'll pitch on rhymes later." Captain Man demanded

We popped a gumball in our mouths before blowing a bubble.

"Oh my God, something's happening!" Frankini exclaimed as we transformed into our complete superhero uniforms

"Where- where'd my Frankini Bottoms go?!"

"If I were you, I'd worry about your own Frankini Bottom." Captain Man threatened

Kid Danger's phone started ringing as he pulled it out "Man Cave."

"Take it." Captain Man ordered

"We'll wait for ya." I gave him a small peck on the lips before he walked away

Shortly after, the lights turned on.

"Right after we take care of Frankini." I heard Kid Danger say as he turned to him

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"Wow, I am so pumped that we have over eleven million people watching this live-stream right now to see the eruption of the biggest pimple of all time." Piper beamed as she put her goggles on

"I'm Jasper." he waved

Piper stepped onto a stool "Ready? One.. Two.. Three!" she squeezed the pimple, pus squirting onto Frankini

"Why did you pop it?!" Frankini yelled

Captain Man, Kid Danger, and I glanced at each other before Kid Danger wrapped his arm on my waist.

Oliver chuckled "Pus! Pus!"

"Payback is a zit!" Frankini shouted

"I miss those Frankini Bottoms." Captain Man confessed

"They felt gooooood, ya know?"

"They were squeezing me in the worst ways possible." I muttered blankly, earning a kiss on the temple from Kid Danger

"Okay, stop the pus. Stop the pus!" Frankini whined "Stop the pus! Stop the pus! Stop the pus! Stop the pus!"

The pus stopped squirting on him "Eww.."

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I tried to add fluff-

Ugh.. Two more days..

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