(Mostly from Gerald's point of view)

How could ✨P H A B✨ not post for like two weeks straight!?

"Im sorry Gerald, I was busy writing my other book :c" - P H A B

NOT A GOOD ENOUGH EXCUSE!!!!!!! Phab needs to pay!

My children, I am sure you are torn between two decisions; slaving for Phab, or kindly serving your almighty master. 

Lol, not really, you know I am the best choice!

Anyways, Im getting distracted. Phab has been whispering behind my back, and turning people from my seal ways!!!!!

"Have not-" 

Shut up Phab, no one wants to hear it.

SO, I am creating a communist seal army! Phab will fight to the death with me on friday (Australia Queensland timezone.)

BE PREPARED, AND SPREAD THE NEWS! 

This battle will be legendary

-Gerald out. *mike drops*