Average day in daten City

1 MONTH LATER

The see swirly clouds part as we move above the great big city land scape. Cars zooming about and mailing noise as people go about their day.

"Daten City, a town flinging to the threshold between and hell"

"With a piece of its human inhabitants it's regularly threatened by foul-tempered, evil spirits. A faded darkness lodged in the cracks of troubled souls will have struck this town today, unnoticed"

We see the visions of large dark red eyed creatures some small some big, but all the same in one thing, born from the sin and negativity of humans, some filled with rage and resentment others grief and despair, but none the less they all torment humans all the same. Creatures born  in darkness and with their only objective being to cause suffering.

"However, there are some who wield a light beyond all human understanding, and ascend their stools of righteousness to eradicate those shadows bound by the bowels of Hell"

Out of nowhere the big monster that was seen tormenting the small couple just moments before is
Destroyed in a puff of smoke by gun fire and two different types of blade cuts. Slicing it like a California roll as the couple cheers with happiness at being saved.

"But who could it be given the two that are eliminating this darkness?"

we see the siluetea of 3 individuals shrouded in shadow wielding weapons, two boys and one girl, their eyes blazing in determination as the hold fighting stances ready to strike from where they stand, only to then rush off in the dark of night.

...Are they servants of god? Or minions of the devil!"

We pan over to a church up on a hill the sun shining up in the sky, the front yard filled with unkept grass and down below outside a small green zipper dog excitedly hoped around in every direction eager to start the day when out of no where!

BLAM!

Thunder clouds roar and with a powerful an zap of lightning the poor little green doggy with electricity his fuzzy little body burnt to a crisp as he groaned and grovels in pain. Smoke coming off of his charred green fur.

Seemingly out of no where  dark skinned preacher lady comes out from within the church, her black kitten heels clicking as the opening up a side of the building  and smashing the little zipper dog over  the head with a wooden hammer with out a care, the green animal spits out a piece of paper and it appears that for a instant angels shortly begin to sing as it rolls out to reveal what is written inside.

W.C

Sirens Blair all over the place as the church bell begins to toll. It echoes loudly. Practically shaking the entirety of the building.

the angels are being summoned to do their duty.

~Over in the building connected to the church~

In a fancy room filled to the brim with clutter and stuff all over the floor, from containers of food and multiple pillowed and clothes to literal trash. a mail woman is startled  awake by the blaring sounds of the alarms. She clutches the duvet close to her chest to keep some kind of modesty.

"Holy shit what's going on!?"she wailed as the church shakes with the force of the bells being rung.

However the blonde boy under the covers didn't looked amused at all grumbling from under the covers before finally rising with a pout on his face grumbling like an upset puppy, groaning as he rubs his eyes and then proceeds to cover his face with his blanket not carrying of the older woman who laid bare next to him and her insistent whining as the building shook.

In the second room it appeared to be covered  in dark and gothic decore, bodoo dolls neatly arranged some shelves, a few used black  candles strung about the room and even a skeletons and even a bull head decoration hanging over the bed.

In this room the alarms have awoken a tired looking goth boy, he grumbles  as he rises up  for a second before slowly retreating back nestlings into the cocoon of multiple blankets to  continue to snooze.

Now last but not least we come to the final room, slightly dirty although not as messy as the first one it is covered head to toe with a number of Knick knacks  and memorabilia but more noticeable is the many array of school and art supplies scattered about the room and the insane amount of monster and horror decor, not only that but a bit of video game merch as well.

the figure in the room revealed to be a (h/c) teenage girl, the covers slightly falling of her body as she attempts to continue to sleep, blaring alarms not even making her flinch, her bed a complete mess and a game console and game cartridges scattered in the corner, the girl just grumbled something incoherent in her sleep for a moment just to keep on sleeping

Back down at the front of the church the dark skinned woman and the eager little zipper dog await the arrival of the angel warriors the impatient clicking of her heel ringing about in the empty church.

They didn't have to wait long thought as all three of them came falling from the Selling with a resonating SLAM! The couch falling so violently it makes the mail lady topple over almost smacking herself on the floor.

The three teens sat in the couch  all bunched up once they where launched down, boxer on the left, socks on the right and y/n in the middle, all three angels having their own problems snapping out of their drowsy haze of sleep.

It's been a month since your were given your angel  weapon and since then thanks to garter and floof you've gotten used to the wired spontaneous things that happen in the church. This was quite practical a regular Tuesday for you.

Garter stared down at the teenagers that lived under her roof and their half awake state. The preacher woman up at the pew clearly not surprised nor impressed, she just closes her eyes for a second a sighs through her nose before speaking

"Having a good morning boxer ?"she asks un amused

"That's you cue to go sweet cheeks"

"So like Ill cal you"

The boy on the left just lazily waved goodbye to the mail lady scrambling away face red as a tomato ,smug tired grin never leaving his face,  he then stretches slightly arm behind his his head back arching just a bit with a yawn

"And how are you feeling this morning socks?"
She huffed and turned her attention to the boy on her left

"Fuck off,Don't  talk to me unless I've had my god damn  sugar " the cute goth boy on the right dismissed not even looking at  the preacher in front of him,flipping his flawless purple and pink hair and taking a spoonful of cake to his mouth with a pout

"y/n, mind telling me why you look so tired this morning? " the raven haired woman asked exhaustedly rubbing at her eye lids

"Sorry.....I kinda got carried away last night"
The teen girl drowsily answered (hand held console) perched on her lap ,her hair slightly sticking in different directions clutching her ( plush,pillow etc) while her other  hand was in a fist trying to rub the sleep out her eyes,still looking like a cutie patootie  even in the morning.

(the screenshots were edited and drawn by the lovely starbunnybun ,thanks so much to her for her art work)

The darks skinned woman just let out a long and tired sigh 'lord give me the strength...'

"The heaven has blessed us with a clue that will lead us to another ghost to take out so listen up!"she reached in to her  Afro for a second before revealing a small piece of parchment "water closet!that means bathroom"

The black woman turned her head to look back at the teens only only to find them all asleep, boxer leaning into the (h/c) girls body lazily draped over the bench head perched on her shoulder soft snores coming from him,the girl in middle chest rising and falling  as she slept, the (game console) slightly slipping from her fingers  as the the screen was flashing "game over" repeatedly and the cute goth boy to the right also snoozing away body wrapped in a ball leaning on the female angel  still stuffing his face with cake even in his sleep.

Chuck only laughing at her attempts

It was  just the early mourning and she was already loosing her patience

She tugs down a rope and up came a white board projecting  images

"We have reports of people being suddenly and inexplicably sucked into their toilets almost as if the commodes are eating them alive"

She points to graph indicating said act as the little person on screen appears to get sucked up,the toilet switching between a normal one and one that appears to be alive and having teeth

Taking a massive dump is one of the most vulnerable positions any person can find themselves in. Or someone or something to pray upon their weaknesses is a vicious and tangible act

It then proved to show off different images displaying said reported scenarios as men and women are cought with their pants down, literally, and swallowed hole by their toilet,urinal you name it.

"This be the work of a ghost!"

"I say there's nothing like waking up to some ripe cherries and peaches early in the morning"the blonde says with a sleazy grin scratching at his scalp lazily His goth brother turns to him  unimpressed
"is there any our of the day when your not horny   or  thinking about cooch ?"

"Oh stop it with the self righteous bulshit everyone has a hobby plus its great exercise" he said sticking out his tongue at his brother.

"Yeah that's true I'll stick with sugar" the goth boy  shrugged placing a cookie into his mouth.

His blonde brother just made kissy lips while teasing him "Don't you ever crave protein?"

"Don't you ever not you fucking slut ?"

The girl finally taking a second to pause her game for a moment,  just wouldn't dare lift her eyes from the screen she didn't let her face show but it was as red as a tomato "It's too early for this"  she whined.

"Hey its good for you ain't that right garter?" The blond stated with a shrug and cocky smile before turning to the dark skinned lady upfront who was now huffing in anger

Said prestes was just holding and exasperated expresión as her jaw littly  hanged all the way to the floor in shock, before quickly snapping back with and angry huff .

"Shut up ! Firstly why the fuck do you think I know the answer to that you used up wanna be Brad pit I- !?"

The three angels weren't truly listening,boxer so bored he tuned out the priestess voice while picking at his ear, socks  no longer had any sweets (surprisingly enough) and had just began to play with his hair as he looked at the girl in the middle continue to play her game with deep concentration

"The only way the two of you excuses for angels wanna get out of here is with the help of  Y/N to fight ghosts and buy your way in with heaven coins witch you collect after exterminating this no good evil ghosts!" Out of no where the beautiful dark skinned woman pulled out a large blank book with little circle spaces inside,even if they had a few heavens (five to be exact counting y/n's) they still had a loooooong way to go if they wanted to get back.

"Contrary to popular belief your mission isn't to get fucked up as much as possible or stuff your faces with sugar!"she harrumphed with an air of disappointment for the two boys sitting in front of her.

If the boys weren't listening previously they sure as hell weren't listening now, as the girl in the middle now not distracted had pulled out a small note book and peen and had begun writing down what was on the white board.

"So focus and stop stop acting like fat ass hoes!"

"Expect for y/n, you my child are the only exception"
Out of no where the dark skinned priestess appeared behind the pew and gave the short (h/c) girl a small motherly peck on the head before quickly returning to the front to glare at the two sinful boys as the (h/c) haired girl teasingly giggled at them as they groaned in annoyance.

Then as if to make fun of them chuck started to laugh uncontrollably (big mistake) as  he is first punched on the noggin by boxer,kicked down by socks left leg so much so he got squished,and then tossed and battered around by the two brothers as if he was the worlds best bouncy ball then launched on  to the white board with a slam as the two brothers kick him away together making a gross splat sound as his lil body hit the board.

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"So what do you think?"

"Eh fuck it lets go"

Head lights turned on and an engine purred loudly in the deep deep parts of the catacombs beneath the church, suddenly faster then a speeding bullet a baby blue Jeep  drifted and glided on the path way as the floor above began to open up  from the cemetery beneath and then going out into the open road ,the car slamming in to other  cars.

All the angels had glasses as the zoomed by the busy streets of danten city, boxer on front on the wheel, socks to the side holding honeykoneko (who also had glasses) and y/n in the back.

"Yeah...I love it how see through always gets us where we need to go with some mothafuckin style!" He hit the accelerator as the went even faster then before.

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*FLUSH*

In the lawn of a random house in a random street a van can be seen parked upfront with a light on it consisting of one plumber with a mustache with a tool box where as the other is a girl also with overalls with a rench.

In this front yard we se two character one woman wearing almost nothing but her robe with fluffy  feathers cuffs and linings is talking to the plumber as the back of the van shake a little bit with movement.

"Yes it's never flowed better, your truly are a master in your craft" the slightly older bleach blond sighed as she fanned her slightly flushed cheeks as her eyelashes fluttered flirtily at the slightly scruffy male

"Uh yeah thanks...I'll stop by later to check up on it"the guy said a certain southern drawl as he spoke  sweat dropping at the lady as he scratched at his noggin.

This did nothing to discourage the horse knee lady and her persistence as it only excited her more she reached over to the side of her robe raising it ever so slightly "We'll aren't you the sweetest darn thing,but why don't you stay a little while more~ I think I have something else you can che-

!SSMMMAAASH!

"Bingo! I found him!" Boxer exclaimed excitedly leaning over the edge of see through almost falling over if it weren't for (y/n) holding on the back of his shirt her other arm holding on to his waist with all her might so he didn't fall.

"The toilet and the plumber dude?" His goth brother asked un impressed the three now standing in front of him as he lays there in a not so safe position.

"Yup that's him" the blonde confirmed with a nod arms crossed confidently with a scowl

"Are you sure" asked the (c) eyed girl with a head tilt presing her pointer finger to her chin.

Said plumber dude was twitching in pain like bug squashed on the side of the road.

"That's the fucker where looking for!ain that right ass hole!?" He got to  the other side of the groaning plumber  his gun locked and loaded on his head ready to shot him.

"tell me punk do yah feel fucking lucky huh!? Do yah do yah!?" boxer was having way to much fun being the bad cop in this scenario continuously taunting the guy as he shoved his boxers (or Glock )to the guys face.

"That may not be him" the  purple haired boy sighed, but his brother didn't listen, starting of with a click of his gun and then began to shoot the poor "talented" plumber.

"I don't think it's him " he said with a sweat drop

The only girl of the group just let out a quiet sigh of disappointment pinching at the bridge of her nose "Color me shocked"  sock exclaimed eyes squinting "you guys quite practically ran over him for nothing!" The (h/c) girl exclaimed in disdain.

"Mumble mumble"

"Huh? Watchu say" the boy pulled up the defeated plumber from the floor by the colar of his shirt shaking him a bit.

"Please stop firin at  me it hurts! I haven't done anything" the grown man flat out whined a shaky hand holding the blonds hands trying to pry himself away.

"Yeah no this dude is waaay to pathetic to be our ghost oh well" the man was dropped as all he could do was let out a grunt in pain and grovel into the pavement.

"Come on let's get  fuck ou-AGH WHAT ThE CraP!?" The blonde held his head in his hand in pain as out of no where he was whacked across the head

Behind them a girl slightly older gazed at him with angry scowl holding a plunger witch she presumably used to bonk boxer over the head, her eyes held anger and it was all aimed at the blond right infront of her.

"You leave my brother alone! We are trying to give a service here so why don't you three good for nothin-

Boxer turned around with a ticked of face and a hand to his head, it was as if for her everything went in slow motion, her breath hitched as her eyes widened.

In a cheesy turn of events bubbles and sparkles surround the blond boy As his scowl in her eyes looked nothing more than angry pout, looking into those blue hypnotizing pools, flowers bloomed and angels singed.

"Blue eyed hot  piece of - hoh my lord"she mumbled shakily under her voice as she quickly threw the plunger away bonking her brother in the process(sending him toppling to the ground chin first) and with a shy giggle as she twirled her tan brow hair with cheeks flushed red like tomatoes as she was barely able to get a sentence out

"Sorry...yu-you come here often?" Her eyes taking in every single nook and cranny,every curve  on his glowing skin, and boxer quickly took notice.

"Hello~"

Starting to check her out as well his scowl quickly switching to a sly smirk as he looks her up and down the other two just standing there staring at the interaction with uncomfortableness.

"Aren't you a hot piece of ass" he mumbled under his breath as he gave the girl a kiss on her hand, the girl putting the other up to her face to cover her mouth as she squealed and swooned.

The blond looking at her with a lustfull smile before turning to his brother for a quick second

"Hey bro hang on to these will ya, I won't be needing em"

"Gross"

I think we all know what boxer handed over to his brother

~short time skip~

The emortel hotel was as classy as a used up tampon, the place reeked of uncleanliness ,Like if you even stepped a toe through the door you would instantly have to be raced to the E.R for some un-known infectious disease, not only that but it just looked super tacky, like bra patched up with scratchy sequins.

But this was the designated spot boxer always chose to take his lovely lady friends for a quick good time, so there you were inside see through in the middle of the parking lot

So far you and socks were slumped  and tired. with you the back of the car, socks  was already almost done wolfing down his tenth cookie box, while you where still trying to catch whoever might be a specter in disguise.

It just didn't ad up, none of the locations where connected, it wasn't like it was just one plumber or just one plumbing agency, so where does this all lead

The blue eyed boy, bored out of his mind  and almost finished  with his snacking now turned  to you completely from the front passengers seat
"Found anything?"

You stoped writing in your small note book glanced up at him and smiled with crinkled eyes
"Nope nothing yet, seems like where not getting any closer to figuring this out "  you sighed while rubbing the sleep from your eyes and adjusting your necklace. Slightly fidgeting with it(a nervous tick you gained out of habit)

You've had nothing but bad luck since you and him finished asking local plumbers for their opinion on the matter. safe to say you would never be doing that again. They were as useful as using Elmer's glue to fix a leaking pipe.

If they weren't pointing finger at their own competition, if not they all just looked sad and so done with everyone's shit.

Socks turned to you as you yawned slightly adjusting your self to relieve the ache in your sore back , sitting there for like two hours really have been boring. he thought for a moment then sighed as his cheeks slightly flushed. he reached into his pack of cookies and pulled out the last little treat and broke it in half then tapped  your thigh and handed you the small sugary snack in shy manner. You were surprised by his kindness, but it wasn't unwelcomed with  a small grateful smile at socks you took your share of the cookie and popped it in your mouth and took a moment to relax.

"should we go inform the man whore  that we're  heading home ?" Socks asked as you were busy getting comfy in you seat "shouldn't we wait for him ?" You asked with a tilt of your head. Your words muffled because of the cookie in your mouth. But then from one of the rooms of the hotel you could hear a loud squeal and what sounded like boxer's, groaning and laughing.

Socks sighed in disapproval "oh please" he scoffed turning to look at you "we'd be waiting all night"  all you could do was sigh with a grossed out expresión as you just gave a shrug with a slight nervous laugh.