One day, a long time ago, I was scrolling through Tumblr and I saw this post about switching songs in musicals. This was one of them. So I'm writing it

Jeremy's Squip as Heather Chandler
With Rich's Squip and Christines Squip as the other Heathers

And I finally added the opening bit! Yay!
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Are we gonna have a problem?
Can't handle a little pain?
I'm a supercomputer Jeremy,
I'm in your fucking brain.

I really should zap your face off,
So you look awful in front of your peers.
It's gonna get wild, you pitiful child,
So listen up, Heere!

*do do do do do, do dO do do do! Do do dodo DODo!*

I like
Sending shocks
Picking fights and friends with jocks

I like
Scoring dates
Forcing you to not masturbate

I like
To deceive
Even dressed as Keanu Reeves

I like
To not be kind
Infesting troubled teens minds!

If you can't be chill,
If you lack the skills
Go run home to Micheal, 'dude'

Woah-oh-oh

Or just trust in me
And soon you'll see
The girl of your dreams in the nude!

Woah-oh-oh
Woah-oh-oh
Woah-oh-oh

Jeremy, haven't you heard?
It's all about the Squipping World!
You just gotta prove you're not a loser,
or a girl.
And welcome to the Squipping Woo-orld

[Christines Squip]
Girls fall
At your feet
If your upgrades complete

[all]
All you

[Richs Squip]
Have to do

[Squip]
Is ditch the clothes, and Micheal too

[All]
That creep's

[Christines Squip]
Super lame
Messing up your macho game

[All]
If he

[Rich's Squip]
Stays your friend

[All]
It's game over, my friend!

[Christines Squip]
If you don't think he's lame,
Fine! Play video games.
Waste the day playing A.O.T.D

Woah-oh-oh!

But hear my voice,

[Richs Squip]
Cause if that's your choice,

[Squip]
You'll never lose your virginity!

[\]
Woah-oh-oh
Woah-oh-oh
Woah-oh-oh

Jermey, haven't you heard?
It's all about the Squipping World!
As long as you don't speak to Micheal,
Not a word!
Then you can join the Squipping Wo-o-orld!

[Squip]
You can be all chill

[Richs & Christines Squip]
Or you can stay a geek.

[Squip]
Just take the pill

[Rich & Christines Squip]
Let the coolness leak.

[Squip]
You can get Christine,

[Rich & Christines Squip]
And really thrive.

[Squip]
Or reject me,

[Rich & Christines Squip]
and never do more than survive!

[Micheal]
*talking*
Hey Jeremy what's going on with you? You've been acting shady since . . . since . . . it worked didn't it? Jeremy! That's amazing! We gotta test it out! We gotta . . . get stoned in my basement!

[Jeremy]
*talking*
. . .
Optic nerve blocking, on

*Sexy Technology Zap Noise*

[Richs Squip]
Woah-oh-oh-oh-oh
Jeremy, haven't you heard-

[Squip]
SHUT UP, EVIL KERMIT!
It's all about the Squipping World!

[Rich & Christines Squip]
You just gotta prove youre not a 'tallass' or a nerd
Then you can join the Squipping World!

[All]
It's the Squipping World
It's the Squipping
It's the Squipping World
It's the Squipping
It's the Squipping World
It's the Squipping Woooooo-o-o-orld!

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Not my best work but I still really like it. Finally home now, so I'll update as much as I can before school starts.
Make sure to eat your greens
- Avery