I glare at the floating angel and the floating fairy.

Why in the world would they ask me to do such a idiotic favor.

No way in hell would I do it.

They come closer to my face. "So?"

Space. Heard of it?

"Bloody no. "

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We hear a boom as the ground shook.

"I was afraid you would say that. " Elaine the floating angel said. "King please go."

"But-"

"Please." She said

He sighed and floated away.

"Look I don't discriminate but am I the only one who sees him floating away on a pillow?" I say jerking my thumb behind me.

She smiled at me. "Please, Kirai I need you to take care of Ban." She says beggingly. "I need him to forget about me."

"Sweetheart I don't think you understand Ban is the Fox spirt of greed. This means if he wants something he'll get it. And no one will stop him. " I say crossing my arms.

"Is there anyway I can make you change your mind." She says crossing her own arms.

I think on it.

"What about a bet?" She proclaims.

I raise a brow.

"A drinking bet, " Now she has my full attention. " If drink more than you have to make Ban fall for you. If you win I'll make a request to the big man upstairs about cancelling this contract." She says with a cocky smirk

I put on a mischievous one. "Bet." I say making it final.

With the twirl of her hand a table full of shot appeared in front of us.

She drunk her first drink and made a sour face as she swallowed.

She slammed the drink on the table.

This is my type of fight!

"Bet."

____________8 drinks later_____________

"You give up~." I say in a slurs.

"Nooooo~ you!" She shouts.

We hear another boom. And we jump.

"Whoopa!" I say throwing my hands in the air.

I take another shot the liquid burns my throat.

I'm so close.

She takes a shot. "You ready to lose?" She said.

I giggle. "You mean win." I raise my next shot ready to be drowned into it.

But my stomach starts to talk to me.

I hold my hand over my mouth.

My guts spilled out of me.

Black dot started to come into view.

"Kirai.... Is downnn~" I say as I finally pass out.

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3rd P. O. V

Everyone went on a search for Kirai.

"FOUND HER!" Kai shouted.

There was a drunk Kirai on the ground.

"Oh hey~ guys~" She slured.

"So," Meliodas says smiling. "Who's carrying her?"

Everyones eyes trained towards Ban.

"What! Why me?" He said

"Well she is your Wife." Diana said.

"No she's not." He said though his teeth.

"Don't be so mean Ban-Ban." Kirai said hugging Bans leg.

"Alrighty, let's go wings." Ban said annoyed swinging her over his arm.

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Ban threw Kirai on the bed.

"Go to sleep." He said slamming the door.

Ban stomped his way out the boar hat.

He screamed at no one in particular.

"Are you okay Ban?" Elizabeth said cowering a bit.

Ban sighed. "I'm fine."

"Kirai?" She said

Ban only snorted. "Where do I begin?"

They both fell silent.

"Elizabeth, earlier you said that Kirai was a criminal. Any reason why?" Ban asked

"Kirai, I wanna say she is just as bad as you guys. That would be a understatement. 5 years ago. Kirai tired to kill me." Elizabeth said

Ban stared waiting for her to continue.

"She planned on doing it on my Birthday. She killed armies of men. People barely made it out." Elizabeth said. "No one understood why because me and her were such great friends. Someone asked her why. And they said she said it in the most wicked voice 'just for fun.'."

They both fell silent.

"Woah." They hear multiple voices.

They turn around to see the whole gang except Kirai standing there.

Elizabeth blushed. "You guys heard everything."

They nodded.

"Kirais really hardcore." King says

All of a sudden the hear someone jumping off the roof.

And there stood in all her glory Kirai.

Kirai pigtails looked tangled and messy her posture was sloppy and the bottle of water in her hand told everyone she was sobered up.

Her back was toward them.

"Kir-" Kai began

"Shut up Kai. " She said blankly. "That was a nice joke Princess." She took a swig of her water. "Just hilarious. " She looked towards them her eyes weren't their usual beige color they were was a multi chrome color.

She bolted into the woods without warning.

They all sat in guilty silence.

But Kai cracked a little smile when she heard.

"FUCK YOU GUYS I'M GOING HOME!" (South Park anyone)

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Yessssssss I did update noooooooo I will not take a shorter amount of time to update again.