....yep... I'm sorry ;-;

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Listen, pal, I don't give a damn about what you say about me. Kara and Markus are my precious android children and I will cut you if you dare talk shit about them. :D

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Connor. Hm. Fuckin Connor. I don't trust him but I love him. Is that... is that weird??? Also I need to stop claiming characters, I still want this precious child but I'm giving him up because, like... I need to stop ;-; **Satisfied starts playing**

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Ralph. Ah, sweet baby boi Ralph.. he'S FUCKING ADORABLE AND MY FRIEND THAT I CONSIDER A SISTER CLAIMS HIM AND I GUESS??? I'M?? AN AUNT????? TO??? RALPH???? RALPH ILYSMMMMMMM ♡♡♡♡♡♡

RALPH IS PRECIOUS. ILY SON♡♡♡

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Hank. AKA Connor's dad. AKA the best. AKA "I only love you for your dog."

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Simon & Josh?? Bros. My favorite brotp.

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North I love you so much girl you have no idea I would stab so many humans for you, mah girl. Markus better take care of you or I will murder him. Ily ♡♡♡♡♡♡

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AAAAAAALLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.. I mean... I guess... You're???? my???? grandchild???? I will spoil you rotten bc I dunno how to say no to you ya little muffin ily ♡♡♡

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Todd, Gavin, Leo... eat a dick :3

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Luther I'm having mixed feelings about you man.. like I love Luther but at the same time I hate him??????? Wtf????? Send help?????? Am I okay???????

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RoSe pLeAsE i LoVe YoUuUuUuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUUu

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Carl. I'm guessing he's my... brother-in-law..? Markus calls him dad when he dies so .-.
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Random question: at the beginning of the game... Carl has android birds. So... could there possibly be android doggos? Android kittens???

Uncle Markus taking care of Alice while Kara, Connor, Hank, and literally everyone else is gone. Markus does not know how to handle children and he also does not know how to say no to Alice. Perfect time for Alice to get an android dog; Markus can't say no to that face.

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I👏SHIP👏SOMETHING👏THAT👏DOES👏NOT👏HAVE👏MUCH👏CHEMISTRY👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👌👌👌👏👌👏👌👌👌👌👏👌👌👏👏👏👏👏👏👌👌👏👌👏👌👏👏👏👏👌👌👌

{Bonus points if you can guess what ship :P}

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Can we just... Talk about North and Markus for a second?

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Can we all just take a moment to appreciate Carl and Hank and Ralph and Josh and Simon for a few minutes? I love those guys.

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NORTH ♡ AND ♡ MARKUS ♡ ARE ♡ S♡O♡U♡L♡M♡A♡T♡E♡S ♡

I SHIP THEM SO HARD 👏👏👏👌👌❤❤❤💖💕💓❤😍😍👏👌👌👏👌👏👏

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The Traci's.. I will die for them hjdjejdahshshhwj in my first play through of the game my finger slipped and I accidentally shot them... Fuck me T^T

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SUMO👏IS👏A👏GOOD👏DOG👏♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡

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Yeaaaaaahhhh...

I'm sorry ;-;

Please don't hate me ;-;

K bai love you ♡♡♡♡♡ ;-;

Sincerely,

Ur mum gay