In which K and Fuma's prank battle spirals into dorm-wide chaos.

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"Fuma, my hair's turned into a helmet!"

 "Looks solid, bro."

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It all began innocently enough.

Day 1: The Whipped Cream Incident

K, ever the opportunist, decided to kick things off by filling Fuma's favorite sneakers with whipped cream. The squelch that echoed through the dorm as Fuma slipped his foot in was both horrifying and hilarious.

Fuma: "K! What the hell?!"

K, barely containing his laughter: "Consider it... a sweet surprise."

Day 2: The Shampoo Sabotage

Fuma, not one to be outdone, swapped K's shampoo with a bottle of glue. The result? K emerging from the bathroom with hair that could double as a sculpture.

K: "Fuma, my hair's turned into a helmet!"

Fuma: "Looks solid, bro."

Day 3: The Great Pillow Explosion

K retaliated by sneaking into Fuma's room and replacing his pillow stuffing with confetti. That night, a simple head plop turned Fuma's room into a festival.

Fuma: "K!!!"

K, from his room: "Festive, isn't it?"

Day 4: The Locked Door Dilemma

Fuma jammed K's room door with a chair, ensuring he couldn't get out for morning practice.

K, banging on the door: "Fuma! Open up!"

Fuma: "Oops, looks like you're... stuck."

Day 5: The Ice Bucket Wake-Up

K, with the precision of a ninja, dumped a bucket of ice water on Fuma at 3 AM.

Fuma: "I'm going to kill you."

K: "Chill out."

Day 6: The Flour Fan Fiasco

Fuma rigged K's ceiling fan with a bag of flour. One flick of the switch and K became a ghostly figure.

K: "Really, Fuma?"

Fuma: "You're looking... pale."

Day 7: The Dorm's Breaking Point

The other members had had enough.

Jo: "Both of you, STOP!"

Taki: "Yeah, before someone gets hurt!"

Harua: "Or before I lose my sanity."

But K and Fuma? They just smirked.

Day 8: The All-Out War

Realizing that peace talks were futile, the rest of the members decided to join in.

Nicholas filled K's bed with balloons filled with glitter.

Yuma replaced Fuma's toothpaste with wasabi.

EJ set up a fake "official" letter declaring both K and Fuma had to do everyone's chores for a month as punishment.

Taki managed to set all of K's alarms to go off every hour during the night.

Harua swapped Fuma's phone ringtone to a recording of K snoring.

But once the other members realized how much fun it was to prank each other and blame it all on the OG prank duo, there was no going back.

Day 9: Chaos Multiplies

Nicholas snuck into Harua's room and taped over his light switch so he couldn't find it in the dark.

Harua: "Why is the wall smooth?! WHERE'S MY SWITCH?!"

Nicholas (deadpan): "Maybe Fuma taped it. He's crafty like that."

Fuma: "I DID NOT."

Yuma replaced Jo's body wash with ketchup.

Jo came out of the shower smelling like a hotdog.

Jo: sniff sniff "WHY do I smell like a food truck?!"

Yuma: "Must've been K. He's unhinged lately."

K: horrified "I USE THE SAME BATHROOM!"

Taki set EJ's phone language to Turkish, hid his charger, and replaced his water bottle with vinegar.

EJ: "Taki."

Taki: angelic smile "I heard Fuma borrowed your phone last night..."

Fuma: "TAKI!"

Maki stuffed every drawer in Yuma's desk with mini sticky notes that said "YOU DESERVE THIS."

Yuma: pulling out the 47th note "...I literally just wanted a pencil."

Maki: "Blame K. He started all this."

K: "I'M THE VICTIM HERE."

Day 10: Collateral Damage

The dorm looked like a Dollar Store exploded.

Jo found a whoopee cushion under his seat.
Nicholas' entire closet was filled with packing peanuts.
Harua opened his laptop to find a meme of his sleep face as the wallpaper.
EJ got jump-scared by a motion-activated screaming doll that Yuma planted in the fridge.

EJ: "WHO PUT A DEMON IN THE FRIDGE?!"

Yuma: "Pretty sure that was K's idea."

K: "YUMA, I WILL END YOU."

The Turning Point

Eventually, even K and Fuma—who were originally blamed for everything—had enough.

Fuma (covered in shaving cream): "We didn't do ANY of this!"

K (digging his phone out of a Jello mold): "They've turned us into scapegoats!"

EJ: "Well, you did start it."

K: "We didn't fill my pillow with LEGOs!"

Harua: "You deserved that for what you did to my door."

Fuma: "WHAT DOOR?!"

The Prank That Broke Them

It all came to a head when someone—identity still unknown—replaced the entire dorm's toilet paper supply with sticky notes. Tiny squares of betrayal.

Jo (standing frozen in the bathroom): "Who... who did this?"

Maki: "Maybe it was Fuma. He's always writing things."

Fuma: "IT'S ALWAYS ME UNTIL IT ISN'T!"

The Final Straw

Late that night, after yet another glitter bomb went off in the laundry room, the group gathered for a dorm meeting.

EJ (pinching the bridge of his nose): "Everyone. Enough. Truce. Now."

Yuma: "But I was just warming up—"

Nicholas: "Let's all agree this is getting out of hand."

K: "Getting?!"

Harua drafted an official prank ceasefire.
Jo made everyone pinky promise.
Fuma demanded weekly room checks.
Taki was banned from buying fake spiders online.

But just as peace returned...

Maki's scream echoed through the hall.

Maki: "WHO PUT A CHICKEN NUGGET IN MY PILLOWCASE?!"

Yuma: whistling innocently "Must've been Fuma."

Fuma: "I'M GOING TO COMBUST."

Moral of the story?
In &TEAM's dorm, the real war isn't love or rivalry—
it's glitter bombs, ketchup, and the never-ending blame game.