💥 CHAOTIC TRIO: This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things

Focus: Taki × Yuma × Nicholas
Vibe: Crack comedy / group dynamics / disaster energy
Tags: Uno war, group project sabotage, dorm madness
Key line:

"One of us should be the adult here."
"Unfortunately, none of us were cast in that role."

7:08 PM — The Dorm, "Teamwork Hour" (a lie)

It was supposed to be a simple group project.
A DIY dorm chore wheel.
Make it cute. Functional. Respectable.
EJ's instructions had been very clear:

"Don't turn this into a competition."
"Or a war."
"Or both."

EJ should've known better than to assign Taki, Yuma, and Nicholas to the same group.

7:12 PM — 4 Minutes In: Disaster Begins

Nicholas: "Why does this marker smell like betrayal?"

Yuma: "Because Taki put glue on the cap."

Taki: (innocently) "For ✨stability✨."

Nicholas: "I hope you step on a Lego."

Taki: "Bold of you to assume I don't already do that for fun."

Yuma: "Can we focus?! Why is no one writing on the board?"

Nicholas: "Because you drew a shark in the chore chart box labeled 'trash duty.'"

Yuma: "You are trash duty."

7:30 PM — Taki Starts a Union

Taki: "I propose we vote to exempt ourselves from dishes forever."

Nicholas: "Only if I never have to clean Yuma's hair out of the shower drain again."

Yuma: "My hair is luxurious. You're welcome."

Taki: "Who appointed you king of conditioner?"

Nicholas: "You did. Two weeks ago. You made a crown out of loofahs."

Yuma: "WHY IS THAT TRUE."

8:02 PM — Uno Break (Bad Idea)

To "calm tensions," they switch to a friendly game of Uno.

By round three:

Yuma has +4'd both of them in one turn.
Taki has attempted to reverse time using sheer will.
Nicholas has invented his own rules and is currently using an Uno card as a coaster out of spite.

Yuma: "You skipped me five times."

Taki: "That's because you deserved it."

Nicholas: "That's because he reverse-skipped you and declared himself a deity."

Yuma: "THAT'S NOT A RULE—"

Nicholas: "It is if you believe in yourself."

8:27 PM — The Uno Treaty of 2024 (Broken Immediately)

They agree to reset.
Best of three.

Taki wins the next round by slapping down all his cards and shouting, "UNO WHO?"

Nicholas: "You've lost the right to speak."

Yuma throws his cards in the air and declares war.

Maki walks past the room, sees the three of them mid-screaming match, and slowly backs out.

9:05 PM — "Let's Be Productive" (They Weren't)

Yuma: "Okay. Focus. Real talk. Chore chart."

Nicholas: "I'm in charge of design. I made the fonts aesthetic."

Taki: "You wrote everyone's names in Wingdings."

Yuma: "I swear to GOD—"

Nicholas: "You just don't understand art."

Taki: "Explain why I'm labeled as 🦎🔥🛑."

Nicholas: "Because it felt correct."

9:19 PM — Chaos Multiplies

Taki tries to "inspire the team" by playing a hype playlist at max volume.

Yuma trips on the speaker cord, falls into the marker bin.

Nicholas takes a video.

Yuma: "DELETE THAT."

Nicholas: "Never."

Taki's glue gun ends up on the ceiling.

No one knows how.

9:42 PM — Emotional Damage (Via Uno Rematch)

They try Uno again.

Nicholas puts down a +2.
Taki stacks a +2.
Yuma grins evilly and throws a +4.

Nicholas: "You've chosen death."

Yuma: "I've chosen ✨dominance✨."

Taki: "I feel alive."

Nicholas draws ten cards and shouts, "I'M SUING."

10:00 PM — The Aftermath

The "chore chart" is a war-torn poster with glitter handprints, ominous scribbles, and a sticky note that says "NO GODS, NO KITCHEN DUTY."

Maki reappears.

He stares.

He blinks.

"...You were supposed to make a schedule."

Nicholas: "We made a statement."

Taki: "Art is subjective."

Yuma, arms crossed: "We bonded through shared suffering."

Maki turns to leave again.

Yuma: "Wait, where are you going?"

Maki: "To report this to EJ."

All three scream.

10:30 PM — The Real Confession (Sort Of)

After everything burns (figuratively), they collapse on the couch, limbs tangled, covered in glitter and regret.

Taki: "I hate you both."

Yuma: "Same."

Nicholas: "You guys are exhausting."

They all sit in silence.

Then Taki mutters:

"You're the only ones I'd choose to ruin group projects with, though."

Yuma chuckles. "Yeah, well. You're annoying. But like... in a comforting way."

Nicholas smirks. "Wow. That's the nicest thing you've ever said."

Taki: "Screenshot it."

Bonus: Group Chat the Next Morning

EJ: why is the living room covered in post-its and malice
K: I found a card in my bed that says "Uno god will return"
Jo: who wrote "Nicholas is banned from markers" on the whiteboard
Fuma: ...is that glue on the ceiling
Harua: i'm scared to come home
Maki: justice will be served
Nicholas: Yuma started it
Yuma: lies
Taki: can confirm. it was definitely yuma.
Yuma: TRAITOR
Taki: 😇

The End.
(Because when you combine chaos, sarcasm, and fake calm—nothing will ever be normal again.)



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