I got a text from my mom

Crystal: Lila, sweetie, who is this boy I keep seeing you with?

Lila: Uh, mom...that's my boyfriend, Dipper

Crystal: .....

Crystal: YOUNG LADY YOU ARE MUCH TOO YOUNG TO HAVE A BOYFRIEND I NEED HIS PHONE NUMBER ADDRESS AND EVERY BIT OF INFORMATION NO ONE IS GOOD ENOUGH FOR MY BABY

Lila: Mom!

Crystal: What?

Lila: -_-

So, yeah...overprotective mother