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rico:
i'm doing a walmart run do u guys want anything

jiminieee:
that sounds like smth tae or jin would say
did one of them steal your phone yugyeom?

rico:
who is yugyeom
this is rico

sunkist:
babe what lmao
which walmart

rico:
who is babe
this is rico

sunkist:
😑

hakuna_ma_taetae:
ooh can u pick me up like,,
a scooter

luckyboi:
why would u need a scooter

hakuna_ma_taetae:
for scooting

luckyboi:
right, naturally

chocochip_kookie:
some Doritos pls

luckyboi:
ooh wait i want some of those 2

joonie:
yoongi would like some new mascara, cus his be running after he cried when i DESTROYED him in tetris earlier today

luckyboi:
JOONIE LMAO

Yoongi:
this is precisely why i never play games with u

jiminieee:
yoongi u wear mascara???

Yoongi:
i do not

jiminieee:
oh
you'd look good 💕
i mean u already do 💕

Yoongi:
thanks i guess

joonie:
he's just being a salty sandra cuz he got shut down in tetris

chocochip_kookie:
tae's rly good at tetris i bet he could beat u

hakuna_ma_taetae:
it's true i got like the number eight spot on the leaderboard in the arcade

sunkist:
that's not very impressive

hakuna_ma_taetae:
oh shut up like u could have done better
the top seven spots were taken up by this one player called "yuyu"

rico:
oh that was me
i was actually at the arcade earlier today :D

hakuna_ma_taetae:
WTF ARE U FOR REAL
I MUSTVE MISSED U THEN

sunkist:
BABE WHY DIDNT U TELL ME U WERE A TETRIS LEGEND

Yoongi:
why is this smth to freak out over

jiminieee:
HOLY CRAP YUGYEOM THATS SO COOL

Yoongi:
...u couldn't have sent that message a second earlier

joonie:
salty sandra

Yoongi:
go back to class

joonie:
we're on vacation

hakuna_ma_taetae:
YUGYEOM DUDE I HAVE A WHOLE NEW RESPECT FOR U MAN

rico:
aww stop i'm blushin ☺️

sunkist:
my bf's a legend everyone be jealous

government_spy:
tetris is cool and all but i have the top two spots in galaga

hakuna_ma_taetae:
oh wtvr youjin no one asked u to come here and flex

government_spy:
someone's a jealous joseph

joonie:
salty sandra and jealous joseph

jiminieee:
lol

sunkist:
NICE

government_spy:
i also got the top score in the jurassic park simulation game

chocochip_kookie:
well tae has the top score in my heart

hakuna_ma_taetae:
aw

jiminieee:
when did u become so cheesy kook

chocochip_kookie:
(￣^￣)

government_spy:
not to change the subject but rico are u still at walmart

rico:
yup

government_spy:
the one at the mall

rico:
yup

government_spy:
if u see an employee there named sehun
tell him i want my copy of monster hunter ultimate back

rico:
i just saw him a minute ago lol he showed me where the scooters were

joonie:
add bread and milk to the list pls

luckyboi:
oh and eggs and cheese

sunkist:
guys don't make him do ur grocery shopping for you,,

rico:
i don't mind :D

jiminieee:
ok but don't actually buy tae a scooter he can't afford that

hakuna_ma_taetae:
um rood how would u know jiminie

jiminieee:
tae u work in a retail store
ur not really making big bucks to pay for college, living expenses, and a brand new scooter

hakuna_ma_taetae:
scooters can't be that expensive

sunkist:
pretty sure motorized ones can be hundreds of dollars

hakuna_ma_taetae:
well that's ok then our currency is won not dollars

chocochip_kookoe:
i mean u can't argue with logic

Yoongi:
that's not logic
u dumb walnut

joonie:
i...
i thought i was dumb walnut...🥺

Yoongi:
aw is someone a salty sandra

joonie:
hey don't u turn this against me now

Yoongi:
🖕

sunkist:
YOONGI THERE IS A CHILD PRESENT

hakuna_ma_taetae:
i'm 23

sunkist:
i meant ur sister

government_spy:
🖕i'm 23

hakuna_ma_taetae:
no ur 8

government_spy:
if i'm 8 then ur 5

jiminieee:
it's tru tae is five

hakuna_ma_taetae:
don't agree with her she is the enemy

government_spy:
no i'm not

luckyboi:
i mean ur name is literally government spy

government_spy:
whatever spies can be good ppl too haven't u ever watched the backyardigans

Yoongi:
tf is that

government_spy:
it's a really cool anime yoongle boongles u should check it out

chocochip_kookie:
🤔 never heard of it
is it available on crunchyroll?

government_spy:
i think so yeah

jiminieee:
what is going on in this conversation even

Yoongi:
don't know but i don't appreciate her calling me yoongle boongles

rico:
yoingo boingo i'm in the makeup aisle what brand of mascara did u want

Yoongi:
Kim Yugyeom if you know what's good for you

rico:
fruits and veggies and sleep and sunshine are good for me :D

sunkist:
that's my baby ☀️ ❤️

Yoongi:
i swear jimin is the only one of u who isn't insufferable

jiminieee:
i guess that's a compliment ('；ω；')

Yoongi:
of course it is sweetheart

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[Jimin and Yugyeom private chat]

jiminieee:
cover girl mascara
mint green shade to match his hair

rico:
got it

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a/n:
i was sick today but i managed to finish a chapter lmao hope it's okay ✌️❤️