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[it has arrived]

joonie:
totally random question here
does anyone have plans for the summer break

Yoongi:
i mean it's not that random considering it's almost summer break
but no not really
as in i don't have anything major planned
obviously i'll be spending most of it with jimin tho

jiminieee:
(๑˃̵ᴗ˂̵)

YourMcHobi:
can u guys like
stop being grossly cute
for like
five seconds

chocochip_kookie:
can u like
change ur name
to smth like
actually relevant

YourMcHobi:
jungkook u literally started this joke

chocochip_kookie:
well it's not mcfunny anymore

hakuna_ma_taetae:
it's kinda funny tho

YourMcHobi has changed their name to sunkist

yugibear:
more like sunKISSED
YO GORGEOUS SKIN MMHM

sunkist:
THNX YUGYEOM
NO THNX EVERYONE ELSE

hakuna_ma_taetae:
wym "everyone else"
jungkook is the only one who roasted u

sunkist:
but ur his whipped boyfriend so of course ur gonna take his side

hakuna_ma_taetae:
well yes that is true
also i thought u liked sprite not sunkist??

sunkist:
oh i'm sorry am i not allowed to like more than one flavor of soda

hakuna_ma_taetae:
i never said that lmao

luckyboi:
are u guys all forgetting namjoon had something to say

Yoongi:
didn't forget
just didn't care

joonie:
ouch

Yoongi:
i'm just kidding
what was ur "brilliant" idea joon

joonie:
well
i was just gonna point out
it's been a while since we've all hung out together

Yoongi:
and there is a good reason for that

joonie:
no

Yoongi:
i'm suddenly busy all the time

joonie:
nice try yoongs if u were busy all the time u wouldn't have any time for jimin

jiminieee:
and that would make jimin very upset

hakuna_ma_taetae:
taehyung agrees

chocochip_kookie:
jungkook thinks yoongi is having embarrassing flashbacks to drunk-cuddling jimin the first time we all hung out together

Yoongi:
watch ur mouth son

joonie:
yoongs don't call him son ur encouraging him

Yoongi:
?
oh

chocochip_kookie:
dad's a big ol' scaredy cat
meow meow

Yoongi:
real mature jungkook
i'm not a scaredy cat

chocochip_kookie:
of course u are
why else would you be so unwilling to hang out as a group?

yugibear:
oh he is crafty
yugyeom applauds u

Yoongi:
crafty nothing
u can't make me do anything

chocochip_kookie:
jungkook can't
but jimin can

Yoongi:
jimin no

jiminieee:
[image sent]

yOu MUsT

Yoongi:
...no

jiminieee:
[image sent]


Yoongi:
why are u doing this to me
ok fine whatever

jiminieee:
mission success

hakuna_ma_taetae:
that was easy
SO WHATRE WE DOING

joonie:
don't know yet, figured we could discuss that here

luckyboi:
twister

Yoongi:
why

luckyboi:
cuz it's my favorite natural disaster

Yoongi:
it's not natural if ur the one deliberately creating it

luckyboi:
but i am natural

Yoongi:
naturally obnoxious

joonie:
to make it fair how about we each get to choose an activity
jin, twister is ur choice
what does everyone else want?

yugibear:
SPIN THE BOTTLE

Yoongi:
absolutely tf not

sunkist:
babe do u even know what that game is about

yugibear:
no idea

Yoongi:
well it's overruled

yugibear:
fine what about dance dance revolution?

sunkist:
I WAS GONNA SAY THAT

yugibear:
ohemgee great minds think alike

joonie:
great so twister and dance dance revolution
any others?

jiminieee:
can we play charades??

joonie:
of course

hakuna_ma_taetae:
OOH OOH
WHAT ABOUT NERF
I HAVE NERF GUNS

chocochip_kookie:
TAETAE U GENIUS

joonie:
lmao sure why not
anyone else?

sunkist:
russian roulette
but with a twist
we'll use the nerf guns
and whoever gets the bullet
has to take a shot

Yoongi:
of apple juice

chocochip_kookie:
WHOS THE CHILD NOW YOONGI
u rly are afraid to get drunk again aren't u lmao

hakuna_ma_taetae:
look yoongi u don't gotta worry if u drunk cuddle with jiminie this time
he's ur boyfriend!
u could drunk kiss him and it'd totally be okay

jiminieee:
guys stop,,(≧_≦)
i don't want yoongi to change his mind about going...
but also yoongi tae's right..u don't have to worry

chocochip_kookie:
haha he wants u to make out with him while ur drunk~

jiminieee has renamed the chat jimin's friends + jungkook

chocochip_kookie:
like old times eh

joonie:
the only thing that would make this more nostalgic is if yoongi left the chat

Yoongi:
that might be the most intelligent thing you've ever said

jiminieee:
YOONGI DONT LEAVE,,

chocochip_kookie:
my activity suggestion is blindfolded dancing

luckyboi:
that's actually brilliant

Yoongi:
joon can't even dance with his eyes open tho

luckyboi:
R U D E
HE CAN TOO
we slow danced on new years and it was very romantic

joonie:
yes it was i'll never forget that <3
oh i almost forgot i didn't suggest anything yet
hmm
ooh
how about the whisper challenge

sunkist:
cliche
but i like it
and now
*ahem*
yoongi

hakuna_ma_taetae:
yoongiii
u must choose smth

Yoongi:
no
i don't want to
someone else choose for me
wait no bad idea
jimin u choose

jiminieee:
we all dye each other's hair !! :D

Yoongi:
whoops also a bad idea

yugibear:
GOOD IDEA
IVE BEEN MEANING TO DYE MY HAIR AGAIN ANYWAY

luckyboi:
i dunno about this

hakuna_ma_taetae:
its a yes from me

Yoongi:
u can't speak for everyone simon cowell

joonie:
the party host's opinion is superior and i say yes

Yoongi:
?? u literally just made me dye my hair tho can't i be exempt??

joonie:
good point
ok fine everyone but yoongs

sunkist:
wait if he gets to skip getting his hair did than he should have to do something else

hakuna_ma_taetae:
how about he gets to be the judge and choose who's new style looks the best

chocochip_kookie:
that wouldn't work we all know he'd pick jimin

hakuna_ma_taetae:
jiminie shall be exempt from the voting

jiminieee:
(';Д;')

Yoongi:
tf is wrong with you, you made him cry
it's okay jimin you'll always be my number 1

jiminieee:
( ;∀;)

joonie:
so it's settled then:
charades
nerf battle
russian roulette (ft. nerf guns and shots)
dance dance revolution
twister
blindfold dancing
whisper challenge
and hair dyeing
wild.

hakuna_ma_taetae:
so excite

Yoongi:
i already have a pounding headache

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