⇥ SONG WRITING PROCRASTINATION CLUB ⇤

[livy💜, conman😎, tessa]

tessa
i feel bad

livy💜
why

tessa
because the guys still haven't figured out who i am
and there are high stakes

conman😎
just tell them

tessa
but then they won't win the bet

livy💜
hint at it

tessa
how????

conman😎
idk u think of something

tessa
i hate you

conman😎

tessa
🖕

⇥ 🏎️ VROOM VROOM 🏎️ ⇤

[oscar, daniel, charles💖, lando, pierre, carlos, tessa, and one other]

tessa
have u figured out my identity yet

pierre
...no

daniel
just tell us please 🙏🙏

tessa
but that means no one wins the bet

daniel
i could not give two shits at this point

tessa
mmmmm
idk

carlos
give us a hint

tessa
okay
i am a pisces 

oscar
because that helps

tessa
ive lived in the uk, france, america 

max
no one is coming up when i use google

charles💖
no one fits her description!

tessa
i like spiderman...

pierre
how does that help?

carlos
this is hopeless

lando
the only person coming up is theresa murphy
...
wait
WAIT

tessa
yes 🤭🤭🤭??

pierre
WAIT

oscar
ARE YOU SERIOUS

daniel
ARE YOU ACTUALLY?

charles💖
you are theresa murphy?

tessa
ding ding ding

lando
YOU'RE LYING TO ME

tessa
IM NOT I PROMISE

lando
i refuse to believe it

tessa
why not

lando
bc theresa murphy is THERESA MURPHY and your.... you

tessa
*you're
and im very offended actually

max
are you actually theresa murphy

tessa
yes

daniel
provide evidence

tessa
what evidence do you want

oscar
post something on your instagram
with the caption 'mclaren is gonna win this year i can feel it'

carlos
no ferrari 

max
red bull

pierre
alpine

tessa
do u just want me to list all the f1 teams or...?

charles💖
just say 'i am theresa murphy'
if you are her

lando
which ur not

theresa.murphy

theresa.murphy: i am theresa murphy

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username1: i love her sm

username2: MARRY ME PLEASE

landonorris: oh my god
↳theresa.murphy: told you 🤭🤭

danielricciardo: you ARE theresa murphy
↳theresa.murphy: i am

username3: when is your next album gonna come out 🥺🥺🥺

username4: she's so pretty for what reason

username5: this is the woman who turned me gay

charles_leclerc: so it is you
↳theresa.murphy: it is in fact me

username6: omg why r so many f1 drivers commenting on her post???
↳username7: and what r they saying????