Dipper

You know, from the moment, I thought my life was already messed up. Having a sister that took advantage of me was enough. But boy I was wrong...

"So Pinetree, I'm guessing that you're not taking this very well?", he asks unconcerned.

Standing in a room with him after that event was terrible. How did I let that happen? Oh wait, I remember, I didn't have a choice nor did I mention how my life was fucked up, so this might as well adds even more.

The frustration of how I'm going to keep Bill's identity hidden away from my family. The only thing that I did not expect is how Grunkle Stan assumes that Bill fucking Cipher is my boyfriend.

Boyfriend...

I felt steam inside my head. With a little of dizziness just of thought of that word.

"Hey, Pinetree, if you really want me, you should've told me"

I told him to knock it off before I look away. Hearing his laughs make me piss off. I just hope as sooner I help him, the better for me to get rid of him.

Starring back at him, I thought back what he said and sigh.

I guess this will do

"Bill", I call to get his attention. He stops and turns with a smirk; knowing what I was about to say.

Wrapping his arm my shoulder while saying, "well, it does make sense", looking at his fingers, "I can be gay for you like how you're into both female and male meatshack".

"Wait, how did you-oh never mind"

Mabel

"Bye girls! See you all in our next sleepover!"

Ever since we came back, things got better each day as I spend my time for not only my Grunkles but also with my friends. I also notice how each time I visit them, Pacific kept glances at me as if I did something that upset with her. Oh well~

_¿?_

Once I enter the Mystery Shack, I was greeted by Grunkle Stan, who was making coffee for himself, Dipper, and—me?

"Grunkle Stan, you shouldn't have", I giggle. Silly Grunkle Stan

As I was about to grab one of the cups, he stops me and explains that this cup is only for our guest.

"Guest? We...have a guest?"

"Of course, I thought you knew about it?"

I was confused. Did something happen while I was away? If so, then what would have made Grunkle Stan a little...

"Just check it out. He's upstairs with Dipper", he said before turning back at the coffee maker.

While I was walking out of the kitchen, I thought of myself as was walking towards the stairs.

Does Dipper have a friend? If so, since when?

Hearing some sounds must assume that it's coming from his room. Without a thought, I opened the door and gasp what I have witnessed.

No way...

Seeing a young man atop of my brother was...upsetting.

Pushing him away from my brother, Dip dip seems confused and ask, "Mabel? What are you doing here?"

I laugh a little, "what I'm doing? What is HE doing, Dipper?"

I don't understand these feelings but for some reason, seeing him with somebody makes me feel...upset? Why?

"Relax, Sho-Mabel, there's nothing to worry about. After all", he holds Dipper's hand, "I am his boyfriend".

Bill

Wow. Looking at Shooting Star's face was priceless. Ha! This just keeps better than ever. Of course, I need to make sure that she doesn't get away with our deal.

Holding Pinetree's warm hand seem alright, but it's missing something. Maybe I can use what meatshack called them 'kissing'. Grabbing Pinetree's face before letting my lips toward his.

On top of that, I added a little bit spicy once I get the whole 'tongue' thing. Ha! I can imagine them freaking out about this.

I pulled away as our saliva leaves a long trail before disconnecting. Pinetree's face keeps getting redder while Shooting Star just left without a word.

We stand still for a while without any word. Being bored, I spoke up, "whelp. That was interesting, wasn't it? It sure leaves her speechless".

Pinetree says nothing but in his deep thoughts.

Mmm...I wonder~?

I look through his thoughts. He's just freaking out about our human's kiss. I stare at his brown eyes as I lick my lips and grin, "man, the way my tongue swirl around yours was sure tasty".

Dipper

Help. me!

Mabel

"Grunkle Stan!", I called out his name as I ran towards the kitchen. This can't be happening!? How the hell did this happened?! I make sure that he didn't have any crush on what-so-ever.

I didn't even know about his sexuality.

I tried to explain to him what's going on with Dipper but he just ignores me and said that everything is fine. Why did he think of that? Should he be concern about Dipper's relationship with this guy?!

"I'm telling you, Grunkle Stan! There's something strange going on here!"

Grunkle Stan took a sip at his coffee cup before looking up at me. With that unusual expression, he simply said, "Punkin, that's just his homo talking".

"No!", I interrupt.

"You don't understand! Dipper has a boyfriend".

"Yeah, I know, kid. You don't have to tell me twice", taking a sip of his coffee, "you know, you should be happy for him. After all, the kid looks happy to me".

Happy? How can I be happy when he's with someone else? He should've been with me; by my side.

Frustrated, I left without any word.

One way or another, I'll find out. Just you wait.

Stan

After Mabel left the kitchen, I continued reading the newspaper while taking some sip of coffee from my cup.

On cue, Poindexter shows up. He grabs his plate and asks, "Hey, Stanley, did something happened here? Mabel sounds pretty mad when I walk pass by her".

Taking a sip once more, I glance at him and simply said, "Don't worry about it. Besides, she probably has a female breakdown"

With that, Poindexter didn't ask any further and take a leave. I wait a little longer for the boys. For sure, I'll tell them to keep it PG, but I doubt that they'll listen.

Hearing some footsteps, I knew for the moment that it was them. When they came out, I notice something different about that half blondie guy over there.

Wearing different clothes, I see. Oh well, as long as I'm able to meet this guy.

I told them that I made coffee for them and hoping that we can talk. They agree; getting their drinks before taking a seat.

Dipper

Just remember about the plan, Bill

Don't worry, Pinetree. I know what I'm doing

Alright, here's the deal. We both decided that it will be best that we became a couple as long as I help him to become more human until we can figure out why he came out as a human body. The hardest part is how Bill didn't like the idea of him wearing 'normal meatshack clothes' instead of wearing his original suit. Anyways, Bill introduces himself as 'William Rehpic' and that Grunkle Stan just says, "congrats, kid. Just make sure he treats you right". I mean, he was about to say something else, but he brush it off.

Look like he brought it. I'm guessing now we have to ask him about me staying here.

Ask? Bill, don't you have powers to do so?

Of course, I do. However, it would be strange for everyone to notice a house that came out of nowhere.

Good point

Asking Grunkle Stan wasn't easy at first but soon found the solution in that.

"Whelp", standing up to his seat, "it's nice to meet you. Just remember to pay me. After all, nothing is free".

"Same to you, Mr. Pines"

_¿?_

"I got to say, Pinetree. This is nice"

"Yeah..."

I just didn't hope of him sleeping in with me

I whine shortly to see Bill on my bed. We took our time to storage things out about how we suppose to keep up with this whole thing without letting Grunkle Ford know about Bill's returns. I just can't believe that I have to share a room with him out of all the people.

"Relax Pinetree", he rolled his eyes, "it's not a bad thing. Just think it as a new relationship".

While grabbing my clothes, I snort at him, "a new relationship? Please".

I look at him blankly before walking out of the room.

What does Bill think he is? I mean, he must be planning on something rather than sticking around with me as my boyfriend.

I stop for the moment. I realize now that Bill is my first relationship.

Huh? Didn't see that coming.

"Dipper"

I snap off my thoughts to see Mabel standing in the middle of the hallway. Even if that I couldn't tell from her expression, but I don't need to since these feelings come off differently. Not in a congenial way.

"We need to talk"