12/26/2015

ᴅᴇᴀʀ ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ,

ɪ ᴋɴᴏᴡ sᴏᴍᴇᴏɴᴇ ɪs ʀᴇᴀᴅɪɴɢ ᴛʜɪs, ʙᴜᴛ ɴᴏᴛ ᴡʜᴏ. ʜᴏᴡ? ᴡᴇʟʟ, ɴᴇxᴛ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ʀᴇᴀᴅ ᴍʏ ᴅɪᴀʀʏ, ʀᴇᴍᴇᴍʙᴇʀ ɪ ᴘʟᴀᴄᴇ ɪᴛ ᴀʙᴏᴠᴇ ᴍʏ sᴏᴄᴋ ᴅʀᴀᴡᴇʀ, ɴᴏᴛ ᴍʏ ɢᴏɢɢʟᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ᴍᴀsᴋ ᴅʀᴀᴡᴇʀ, ᴏɴ ᴍʏ ᴅʀᴇssᴇʀ. ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ᴛʀʏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ sɴᴇᴀᴋʏ, ʀᴇᴍᴇᴍʙᴇʀ ᴛᴏ ᴘᴜᴛ ɪᴛ ʙᴀᴄᴋ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ʀɪɢʜᴛ ᴘʟᴀᴄᴇ.

ᴏʀ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ᴛʀʏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ᴍᴇ ғᴇᴇʟ ᴘᴀʀᴀɴᴏɪᴅ...

ᴇɪᴛʜᴇʀ ᴡᴀʏ, ɪ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ ʀᴇᴀᴅɪɴɢ ᴛʜɪs.

sᴏ, ᴀs ᴘʀᴏᴍɪsᴇᴅ, ʜᴇʀᴇ ɪs ᴀ ᴊᴏᴋᴇ.

ᴊᴏᴋᴇ:

ᴀ ᴍᴀɴ ᴅʀᴏᴠᴇ ᴅᴏᴡɴ ᴀ ᴅᴀʀᴋ ᴀɴᴅ ᴇᴍᴘᴛʏ ʀᴏᴀᴅ, sᴜʀʀᴏᴜɴᴅᴇᴅ ʙʏ ғᴏʀᴇsᴛ. ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅɪsᴛᴀɴᴄᴇ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴀʀ's ʟɪɢʜᴛs, ʜᴇ sᴀᴡ ᴀ ʜɪᴛᴄʜʜɪᴋᴇʀ. ʜᴇ sᴛᴏᴘᴘᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴀʀ, ᴀɴᴅ ʟᴇᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ʜɪᴛᴄʜʜɪᴋᴇʀ ɪɴ. ᴡʜɪᴄʜ ᴛʜᴇ ʜɪᴛᴄʜʜɪᴋᴇʀ ɢʀᴇᴇᴛᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴀɴ ᴊᴏᴋɪɴɢʟʏ ᴡɪᴛʜ, "ᴛʜᴀɴᴋ ʏᴏᴜ sᴏ ᴍᴜᴄʜ ғᴏʀ ʟᴇᴛᴛɪɴɢ ᴍᴇ ɪɴ,  ʜᴏᴡ ᴅᴏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ɪғ ɪ'ᴍ ɴᴏᴛ ᴀ sᴇʀɪᴀʟ ᴋɪʟʟᴇʀ?"

ᴛᴏ ᴡʜɪᴄʜ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴀɴ ʀᴇsᴘᴏɴᴅᴇᴅ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀ ɢʀɪɴ, "ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜsᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏɪɴᴄɪᴅᴇɴᴄᴇ ᴏғ ᴛᴡᴏ sᴇʀɪᴀʟ ᴋɪʟʟᴇʀs ʙᴇɪɴɢ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ sᴀᴍᴇ ᴄᴀʀ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ʙᴇ ᴀsᴛʀᴏɴᴏᴍɪᴄᴀʟ!"

ᴅᴏᴏᴅʟᴇ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴀʏ:
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