On the way back the both of them carried the mat, one in front and the other behind, covering both Xiao Zhan's butt and Wang Yibo's crotch. However, with their height difference, the way the mat was tilted was strange-looking.

A classmate from orienteering training ran over to Xiao Zhan and greeted him.

"Hey Zhan, are you stealing the mat?"

"Yeah, bringing it back to use as a mattress."

Although every dormitory room had their own balcony, a mat would take up more than half the space. Wang Yibo and Xiao Zhan could only first remove the mat cover.

By this point, Wang Yibo's pampered prince character was finally exposed. This young master with an impressive background could only fruitlessly pull at the mat. Xiao Zhan felt that it looked like Wang Yibo was trying to peel the skin off someone instead, having used so much strength, it seemed like an accident was about to occur.

"Eh don't use so much force! You-"

A rip was heard.

"Fuck!" Xiao Zhan nearly puked blood, "You've damaged public property!"

"..."

Wang Yibo lifted the dark green mat to take a look, there really was a huge tear. Xiao Zhan returned to the room. Wang Yibo thought he was going to flee the crime scene. A sense of betrayal and abandonment welled up in Wang Yibo. He did not know from when he had started to subconsciously rely on Xiao Zhan, and while immersing himself in his imagination he heard Xiao Zhan call out.

"Junior, bring the mat cover in."

Like magic, Xiao Zhan brought out a sewing kit and nimbly threaded a needle. Taking the mat cover from Wang Yibo he skilfully repaired the tear. As a science student Wang Yibo could only describe this Xiao Zhan as a model mother and wife. Even his own fairy-like mother had never sewn or repaired anything before, unconcernedly replacing any torn items with new ones easily. Xiao Zhan, despite his busy hands, did not stop chattering.

"Look at you, so clumsy and careless. I know you're handsome, if you were in a tv show you'll definitely be a flawless and god-like male lead. Don't mind me saying, I'm your senior, I want the best for you, your parents have also mentioned this to you right? Don't think too much, I'm not thinking of taking advantage of you, I just think that you can't, because of your looks, go around committing crimes, no, be proud and arrogant, no, damn I'm a science student not arts, I'm not good with words, anyway do you understand what I'm trying to say?"

"... Roughly."

Sitting at the table with his chin supported by his hand, Wang Yibo stared at Xiao Zhan. This is the first time he felt that a guy could also be described as adorable. Whether it was Xiao Zhan's ineloquent advice, or his talented sewing skills, or maybe his bright and shiny almond eyes like stars reflecting off water, his angry but helpless expression, anyway Wang Yibo, also one with poor vocabulary, could only think of the concise but layered with meaning description – adorable.

"Hey you're really dumb, you'll definitely marry a river snail fairy in the future."

"What's a river snail fairy?"

"Do you have a childhood?! You actually don't know the river snail fairy?!"

Xiao Zhan was surprised, at the same time he also started imagining a Hollywood-worthy movie, a Wang Yibo trapped by himself on an island since young, going through torturous and hell-like training, resulting with him being talented in all matters. Reaching adulthood as a humanoid robot, he forged his current identity and sneaked into this college to look for his owner, and Xiao Zhan just happened to be this person. All that had happened were just Wang Yibo secretly testing him. Xiao Zhan believed, there was going to be a day where Wang Yibo would reveal himself gloriously, calling Xiao Zhan his master, and declaring him to be God's appointed saviour of the word!

"I don't know, I grew up abroad."

"Oh, then I'll summarise it for you," Xiao Zhan was nearly done with the repair, he quickly went to wash the mat cover himself, knowing that he could not expect anything from Wang Yibo and he had to suffer a little. "Long ago there was a guy, he picked up a river snail to keep as a pet. Returning home from farming, he saw a clean house and a table of food and was shocked. This happened for a few days so he couldn't help but sneak home to investigate. It turned out that the river snail was a fairy who did the housework, so after that they lived happily ever after. I'm going to wash the mat cover now, don't give me anymore trouble."

"Just use the washing machine."

"How can I? The cover is so dirty!" Xiao Zhan had never dared to use the expensive washing machine. Xiao Zhan then realised why Wang Yibo used such a high-end washing machine. Originally he thought the rich Wang Yibo was too lazy to wash his clothes by hand, now it seemed like Wang Yibo actually did not know how to hand-wash his clothes, but this definitely had something to do with his laziness as well. "You don't know how to hang your clothes, right?"

"Yeah, this washing machine is fully automatic, it also has a dryer function."

"Fuck, you also use the dryer for underwear?!"

Xiao Zhan suddenly found the culprit for the jump in their utilities bill, at first he thought the high consumption was due to having another occupant and them using the air-conditioning while playing video games, it turned out to be another offender! Also, as Xiao Zhan was the senior, he was in charge of paying the bill and was too embarrassed to ask Wang Yibo to chip in. Even though it wasn't very expensive, but it was still money, and Xiao Zhan still felt the pain in his pocket.

"Correct," Wang Yibo with a confused expression. "Why?"

"Abnormal!" Xiao Zhan looked at Wang Yibo's bewildered face and wanted to smack his head. Having taken care of him like a father, he was really blind to think that Wang Yibo was perfect, he was totally cheated by his good looks!