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Illegal parties are the only legitimate way to end a school year right.

A modern community center showing off sharp angles and funky design only a few blocks from the performing arts school happened to have a pool and changing rooms. One-third of the building had a lounge area and office on the second floor, a large window separating it from the glistening, pristine pool. If on the main floor during nightly hours, one could sneak into the changing rooms underneath the lounge and access the pool, praying that no curious onlookers would peek in through the windows surrounding the pool deck. Best of all, the ceiling was a thick frame bordering a glass rectangle as large as the pool, ideal for stargazing and allowing the moon to cast rays and dazzling diamonds onto the water surface.

So, with only one week remaining of classes, what did a majority of the students do? Throw a party at that location. Trespassing is apparently illegal and the school would suffer greatly if the mass of students crowded into the small area were to be caught.

But fuck it.

Jaemin's sudden sleepover at Donghyuck's dorm was essentially the last physical interaction the satanic child had with any of the Dreamies except for Mark. The boyfriends were so close they were constantly inside each other and weren't even at the pool party.

Renjun and Chenle were no longer dating, news which meant nothing to anyone. No one had noticed or cared for the break-up, seeing as they barely acted like a couple in the first place. If anything, all it did was make Jaemin get over his crush on Renjun, and Jisung incredibly sad for a period of time. Fortunately, the Chensung duo were fine now, hollering and splashing around in the pool along with Minhyuk and Wonho, whose boyfriends were trying not to choke from the sight of their lovers' abs.

Salami girl, who had been becoming close enough with the Dreamies to join in on their strange, illogical rants in the early morning, had gotten especially close with Renjun. She was flirting with the older at the party, offering drinks, making cheesy pickup lines, being herself, and smiling brightly when she was able to elicit laughs or blushes from the Chinese boy.

Jaemin and Jeno were a whole other story.

The two developed a tight friendship over the past months and found themselves enjoying each other's company. Being forced to sleep together had the power to reverse sour relationships, turn enemies to the closest of friends. It wouldn't be inaccurate to say that they had a bond as powerful as Markhyuck's. This bond, however, didn't prove to be so strong as the night carried on.

Once they arrived at the party, teenagers were throwing themselves at both boys, drooling and in awe over their shirtless selves, hoping they'd get the honor of taking either boy to bed. The younger was flattered but ignored the horny admirers and mingled with partiers who were only interested in having a blast and a half. Every grade had come, and for the seniors, it would be their last party before leaving and facing reality. Most wanted to avoid responsibilities and enjoy making the best experience possible.

"Uh, Jaemin?"

The said male whipped his head around. Upon seeing the attractive boy who called his named, fell off the shoulders of the random kid he was perched on. They had almost successfully beaten another pair at a chicken fight, but Jaemin sucked.

His head popped out of the water as he spluttered out, "Actually, it's Hanate Wakuso Shiseo Tadashite Teriyaki Suzuki Honda Civic."

"I see the cute resemblance." The handsome boy cocked his head and smiled. "And sorry for causing your tragic fatality, but, uh, this was the only time I saw you not screaming tonight."

Nodding, Jaemin stood in the shallow water, waves lapping around his body. He recognized the student as a dancer almost as talented as Jisung, and dangerously gorgeous. Black hair, green eyes, freckles. Cute. And hot.

"Nah, it's all Dior," Jaemin laughed. "Did you need anything? Fortnite advice? Crack? Or are you hoping I'll crème de la penis in your hole de ass?"

"I need my friends to get wasted by an attack helicopter," the other began explaining. "They dared me to act like your clingy-ass boyfriend for the whole party, but you know, I ain't boutta be crucified for rape so I'm asking consent if I can be your fake boyfriend. Or you could please kill me now and end it all."

"Only if you shoot me first. And what makes you think I'd give you my consent for your stupid dare?"

"Uh," now panicking, the other boy bit his lip and winced when water droplets fell into his eyes. "It's what Virgin Mary Mario would've wanted?"

"Not good enough, that was shitty, Yoshi's cooler, try harder. Better luck next time."

"Wow okay, your Mario fangirl ass snapped. Uhm, a Fortnite gift card for 1,000 V-Bucks? 'Cause I'm fucking poo--"

"I'm sold!!" Finally, the caramel-haired boy's face showed a genuine emotion of joy. "Some advice for you, by the way, always start drilling even if they ain't willing. Fuck consent."

"Consent is my kink, but if it looks like a girl I'll give it a whirl." He furrowed his angled brows. "Oof, I sound like such a straight white boy, sorry."

"Well-- aren't you?"

"Pan. And only half white. But I'm male and my dick's substantially large."

"Damn, confident pan, possibly related to Pewdiepie, and big dick energy? I could actually date you."

And so for the remaining duration of the party, they laughed and screamed and hugged, talking to no end while sitting at the pool edge with their legs in the water. Of course, they weren't dating, but neither minded the completion of the dare. They liked being with each other and never ran out of things to converse about.

This left Jeno, who previously doing his own mingling and partying was now distracted, his eyes on Jaemin, and Jaemin only.

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"If I shoot the teachers and that fucking vale-moldy-dick-torian, you better start the car, we can't fail this murder again like last time."

As school ended, the hype surrounding the party had too. Students had hooked up, gotten high off of Pepsi, and drowned on numerous occasions, but the last day of school was also the graduation ceremony for the senior students. Afterward, students could choose between leaving right away, never to see or think about the school again, or attend the dinner banquet then leave.

Jeno was currently seated in the large auditorium along with all the other graduates, right beside Donghyuck because students were organized alphabetically according to their last name. Speeches were made up on the stage, parents sitting or standing behind the cluster of graduates were crying or discreetly taking pictures, and the bored graduates themselves were whispering among each other or sleeping. Jaemin, especially, was chattering incessantly with the guy he met from the pool party.

The two exchanged numbers and social media usernames, never failing to talk on or offline. Whenever Jeno turned his head to see the younger facing the green-eyed boy, a pang of some sort of negative emotion struck his being.

Salami girl, who was sitting in the general vicinity of the caramel-haired felt the same way, narrowing her eyes and scoffing, arms crossed dramatically over her chest.

"I'm planning a fucking murder, turn your ass around and pay attention or I'll kill you instead," Donghyuck hissed, lightly slapping Jeno's shoulder. "I won't even save a special spot in hell for you."

"You're so legally annoying," Jeno huffed. "Let me live my depressing life."

Snorting, Donghyuck grinned. "And you're boutta illegally have your life stolen from you. I know you love Jaemin, but he's found Bob-- Billy-- nah, Zac Efron and Noah Centineo's love-sex-daughter. You're actually factually sactually sexually dumb, you should've made moves sooner. Maybe then, you could bet on it that Jaemin wouldn't be whipped for that boy-he-loved-before's dick."

Mock tearfully, the raven-haired put a hand to his heart. "Netflix didn't do the movie dirty for once, ugh, throwback to Deathnote, that shit was a whole ass mess."

"Not as messy as your heart and dick around Jaemin."

"Shut up! I don't fucking like Jaemin like that."

Donghyuck snorted again, and began counting off on his fingers, "You're wearing his boxers for the third time this week, you went from 'Yuck! I'm boutta fight his ass, hold my wig' to 'Ooh! I wanna tap that ass, my dick's big' in less than 6.9 months, and you sleep together every night."

"Sharing a room doesn't mean we're whores!"

"I think you just said something funny for once."

"You fuckin' headass crackhead-ass bitch-ass ugly-ass dumbass satan-ass dingdong-ass oof-ass douche-ass whipped-for-Mark's-ass flat ass, I. Don't. Like. Him. We're more iconic than Taylor and Selena, but ew."

The younger stared blankly as students began clapping for the valedictorian's speech.

Jeno sighed and ruffled his hair. "That new dude just pisses me off 'cause Jaemin texts him all the damn time. But that's it."

"Aww, please don't be sad, stan Highlight," Donghyuck patted the older's slightly slumped shoulders. "Queen Nicki dominant prominent collabed with BTS, iKON will forever be killing me, and if the number 42 has no relation to six and nine, life is meaningless. The world moves on, and you have to as well. Or you could stan Red Velvet and try to go, go airplane to your dreams located inside Jaemin's penis hole."

"Wowza bazinga, go off sis, the only inspiration here is Satan, not Barry Bee Benson."

"Thanks, my secret is getting high off of Chewing Gum, even though it got old and crusty. Anyway, you're living with Jaemin over the summer so reclaim your wife and sixty-nine him, or else."

"I do not want to fuck him."

"If you don't top, we're no longer friends."

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