THE AUSTERE ACADEMY

At school, the Baudelaires are forced to live in an old shack.
Comfort, joy, and safety are among the things they lack.
They run a lot of laps, which keep them in fantastic shape.
But you're the one who ought to take this chance for an escape.

𝙵𝚘𝚛 𝙱𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚎 -

𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚊𝚕𝚠𝚊𝚢𝚜 𝚋𝚎 𝚒𝚗 𝚖𝚢 𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚝, 𝚒𝚗 𝚖𝚢 𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚍,
𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚒𝚗 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚐𝚛𝚊𝚟𝚎.

Look away, now, before it's too late. Read something else that is more pleasant than this dire, dark, and depressing tale of three orphans, two triplets, a spyglass, a gym teacher with a turban, and most importantly, a undercover spy.