a couple of crackheads

"Maybe we could—" Gluttony started to talk, but Greed cut him off.

"Shut up, nobody asked you." she snapped. It was clear that she was irritated after only getting two hours of sleep.

"I have an idea," Charity spoke up.

Immediately, Greed gave him all her attention. "Yeah?" she said encouragingly, a tone of voice she rarely used.

"Well, maybe we can do an ambush? We've got attackers and defenders and behind-the-scene spirits... It could work."

Greed considered this. "You know, that's the only sensible idea I've heard," she told him.

Everyone just stared at the two rivals.

Gluttony took out a bunch of garlic and threw them at Greed. "Whoever is possessing my sister, get out!" he said.

"Are you trying to kill me?" she snapped at him.

"Oh my God, I forgot you're a cat!" Gluttony exclaimed. "Sorry," he apologized, taking out a cross. "Whoever is possessing my sister, get out!"

"Shut up! I'm still Greed! Just because I want to listen to someone with braincells doesn't mean I got possessed, you dumbass!"

"You always said nobody except you possess braincells," Sloth pointed out.

"Well, maybe I was wrong!"

"...WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?!" all the sins screamed at the same time.

"That's not Greed!" Lust exclaimed. "Does anyone know 

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